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Advantage Tyres Townsville Pty Ltd

Locality: Townsville, Queensland

Phone: +61 7 4725 7688

Address: 270 Charters Towers Road 4812 Townsville, QLD, Australia

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23.01.2022 My Friday dance when leaving work!!

22.01.2022 Tyre service fitter, experience essential this will be a full time position for the right applicant

21.01.2022 Hump day joke!! You Will Hate Fridays!!! One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil... Satan: Why so glum? Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell! Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. Are you a drinking man? Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab and colas.... We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! And we don't worry about getting a hangover because you're dead anyway. Guy: Gee, that sounds great! Satan: You a smoker? Guy: You better believe it! Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer no biggie, you're already dead, remember? Guy: Wow... that's awesome! Satan: I bet you like to gamble. Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do. Satan: Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots. If you go bankrupt... you're dead anyhow. Do you do drugs?? Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean... Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares. Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place! Satan: You gay? Guy: No... Satan: Ooooh You're gonna hate Fridays. See more

20.01.2022 STOLEN from south of Homehill Inkerman on highway , it a Honda 1000 near new around 30 hours on clock with mag wheels . If anyone knows anything about it please ring me text me or call the police . There is a reward

17.01.2022 Another day at the underwear store... A man walks up to the counter. "Two pairs of underwear please." The man behind the counter looks at him in disbelief. "Only two pairs of underwear?"... "Yup. I wear one while the other is in the wash." The man behind the counter looks at him in disgust, then rings out his order.> A second man walks in. "5 pairs of underwear please." "Only 5 eh?" "Yeah, I wear one for every weekday, then go commando all the weekend." The man behind the counter shakes his head. "Well, you're better then the last guy!" A third man walks in. "7 pairs of underwear please." "Finally, a man who knows hygiene!" "Yes, I do try. One for every day, and I do my laundry on Sunday." At the end of the day, a fourth man walks into the underwear store. "12 pairs of underwear please." "Wow! You must be really clean!" The man smiles. "Yup, that's me! Err, hang on, let me see if I counted right. January, February, March, April..."

17.01.2022 Yep!! Pretty spot on!!

16.01.2022 Who remembers these?? Our Tyre art display

15.01.2022 Fun fact Tuesday!! Look smarter then your friends!! Clouds may look very lightweight but the science says otherwise. The average cumulus cloud you can see during the sunny day, weight around 500,000 kg (1.1 million pounds).

15.01.2022 THE NUN AND THE HIPPIE A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?" "No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop.... The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!" "Yeah?", says the hippie. "Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God." The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night. "I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face. Have sex with me." The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal sex as she is desperate not to lose her virginity. 'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps up, throws back his hood with a flourish and cries "Ha-ha, I'm the hippie!" "Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver!"

13.01.2022 A bit of fun to lighten your Tuesday Paddy's walking home from the pub when he finds a woman tied to the railway track. He frees her and takes her home where they make passionate love all night.... The next day Paddy's drinking with Seamus when he boasts about the night before. "So what does she look like Paddy?" asks Seamus. "I don't know," replies Paddy. "I haven't found her head yet!"

10.01.2022 A bit of humour for this fine sunny Monday!! One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night." the mailman comments. Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the firs...t I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for Christmas Cheer and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I." The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?" Well all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our "privates" showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is." The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that." Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up four or five times."

07.01.2022 Yesterday we said goodbye to darren dyne next week a new look you’ll see more off the the old team shay, Christina and her daughters Maddii and Alex so let the good times roll!! Good old fashion service by the family of owned business

06.01.2022 Tyre fact!! The writing on side walls of tyres- The Raised white letter tyres are produced in the same design or, let’s say, fashion as whitewalls. An extra step covers the sidewall with black, then grinds the rubber off the letters to the white how through.

04.01.2022 A bit of humour for this Tuesday Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, showed up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde. She knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club were all aghast.... At the very first chance, they cornered him and asked, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?" Bob replied, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!" They're knocked over, but continued to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?" "I lied about my age", Bob replied. "What, did you tell her - that you were only 50?" Bob smiled and said, "No, I told her I was 90."