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25.01.2022 "They all laughed at Christopher Columbus when he said the world was round." Just like the Crows fans laughed when I said that beating the Eagles on their home deck wasn't anything to chirp about because they hadn't beaten anyone worthy there yet. Guess I have the last laugh... again. Keep it up, stereotypes. One day you'll realise that just because cRowie is on radio, that doesn't make him any less a typical crow supporter stereotype.

24.01.2022 The Crows fans cried foul when I didn't give them credit. They told me I didn't know what I was talking about when I said their draw was soft. They cried "Sore Port fan" when I said that if you stop their over-the-back goals, you can beat them. Well folks, the Crows finally played a contender. This contender took away the over-the-back goals and dominated the Crows midfield and look what happens... Once again led by the worst captain in the AFL, the Adelaide Crows have proven they're nothing but a pretender. Crows fans, I'll accept you apologies by PM, thanks.

23.01.2022 There you have it, the Adelaide Crows are the best flat track bullies of 2016... although North might have something to say about that. Good to see Junktime and JJ got all their goals from cheating and hanging in the F50. That won't come back to bite them in the butt in September. Great win by the Crows against a side who hasn't beaten a side in the top 8 in 2016. I'll let that sink in to the Crow fans who'll be talking them up all week.

23.01.2022 Another soft win for the Crows. Good for the ego boost, but this rise up the ladder will only speed up the inevitable finals disappointment of being exposed by semi-decent and good teams. Jenkins once again getting all his goals over the back against bad sides. Walker once again showing us he's the worst captain in the league by showing no leadership. For those who claim they don't have a soft draw, watch this space later in the week...

22.01.2022 Anyone surprised by this? I'm not. Everything I predicted, and was abused by the stereotypes over, happened. Another disappearing act for Captain Fantastic and Junktime Betts. No over the back goals = Invisible Jenkins. Crows must be really annoyed they forgot to bring in Sloane for this week's game. Here's another prediction. The Stereotype's inferiority complex will make sure they mention Port in every excuse like I care about them. I'm quietly satisfied right now, as I know you are too.

22.01.2022 Good ole Adelaide. Beating up on the weak teams to inflate their sense of greatness. Unsurprisingly, Junktime got his bag of goals. Pretty easy though when it's 4 quarters of junktime. Pity Flat-Track Walker couldn't play. Was the perfect game to show everyone what an elite captain he is. The injuries are starting to come though. Already playing an injured Talia when he could have had this week off and then pushing him for the full 4 quarters. They'll probably do the same with Jacobs as they don't have another AFL standard ruck available. Is it worth it, though? Is all that pain worth it to be an also ran come September?

20.01.2022 The best flat-tracking side showing how it's done. I've called it all season, Walker and Betts are once again boosting their goal tallies against the minnows to overstate their value. Media will be pumping them up all week, but once again the Crows continue to go as hard as possible despite the margin ample. All it will do is tire them out, but who cares, they weren't going to give the premiership a shake anyways.

19.01.2022 Tom Rockliff and the Adelaide Crows have agreed to terms. They just need to work out a trade with Brisbane. The trade will require AFLHQ's approval, of course. If (and when) David Noble goes to Brisbane, he has made it very clear that Tom Rockliff will be history. Due to his conflict of interest currently being with Adelaide and leaving them, he has removed himself from the dealings from an Adelaide side of things and AFLHQ have been helping with the dealings. Seems a good ...trade in theory, but here's what Adelaide will receive: They will receive one of, if not the, most cancerous player in the AFL system currently. He's responsibly for single-handedly killing the culture of that club. He is a cocaine abuser and notorious for pressuring and bullying the new, young, impressionable players into joining him in post-game cocaine sessions combined with heavy drinking. He's disrespectful and abusive to staff around the club and become even worse to players who refuse to join him or give in to his bullying and pressuring. He is single-handedly responsible for Sam Docherty, Elliot Yeo, Jared Polec, James Aish and Jack Redden for wanting out of the club and his killing of the culture and a large group of players hating him has directly resulted in the mess that is the Brisbane Football Club. Welcome to the Adelaide Crows, Tom Rockliff. Please bring your cancerous behaviour with you!

17.01.2022 What the hell is this? Are they actually playing a top 8 side? Well I never. And they have to travel interstate to play... oh wait, they wouldn't dare have to do something harder than what is already perceived 'hard' in the week before finals. If the AFL wanted the Crows to have a fair go and not an easy go they would be playing in Perth and would have played the Eagles at AO earler in the year. Go Eagles!

15.01.2022 Drive safe, bandwagoners!

12.01.2022 Another win falling over the line against a very average side. For those who think Adelaide are a contender, take off 8 of their goals today. That's how many they got from their forwards cheating and not defending and hoping for a Joe the Goose goal. Against the top sides, that won't happen. Attn: Taylor Walker, Eddie Betts & Josh Jenkins. Their midfield got exposed often as defenseless by a crap (but with potential) Demons midfield. Come finals, the top 4 won't allow that and they'll get exposed. Enjoy the wins now Crow fans, you're just a September 'also-ran'.

09.01.2022 The Crows have been found out. Against a pathetic side who have given up on the season, they showed off so many flaws in the Crows game plan. This has 2012 written all over it. A soft draw leading to a higher positioning on the ladder than they should be and then get exposed in the finals.

08.01.2022 Crows failing on the big stage is as expected as night following day.

08.01.2022 Another tough game against the powerhouse Haw...Demons. The Crows had everything to cry about when the draw was done. It's tough game after tough game. In all seriousness their draw makes a mockery of the AFL's claim that if you finish in the top 6 your draw will be significantly harder.

05.01.2022 Crows get to play a side off home who are coming off a 6 day break and their last 3 games against the top 3 premiership contenders. Yeah, I'm not surprised either. At least we know what happens when the Crows don't get kissed on the pecker before having to play a better than average side... they lose.

04.01.2022 For those Crow stereotypes who are crying foul at the claims of a soft draw, consider this. Ask any club the important parts of the draw and they'll tell you the first 4 games and from after the bye until the end of the season. In the Crows' first 4 games they played perenial slow-starters North, Port and Richmond. That should have been 3 easy wins, yet the Crows choked and only won 2. They then got their one hard game and it was a home game, which they were able to win jus...t, but we won't go into why they won. (Hashtag Crow throw) After the bye they have the tough ask of having to play a whopping 3 finals from last year, or 3 from this year, whichever way you look at it. 3 of 11 games against finalists, 2 of which are at home. Their one away game against last year's finalists is Fremantle and the AFL would know from Ross the Boss's history that his teams always drop off the planet after being at the top for 3 years. As well as that, 5 of their last 7 games are at home. Yes they're going to play everyone, every club does that, but when it's most important to the club's to get results to setup their season and push for the premiership, the Crows get a very, very soft run. It's 2012 all over again. The AFL needed one club from each state to get into the finals and when the draw was done, Adelaide was the more stable club as there were lots of in-fighting (and there still is) at Port Adelaide. I now look forward to the stereotypes crying how hard their draw has actually been using Champion Data and stuff like that. Good luck Crowbots.

04.01.2022 They've been whinging all week about how expensive it is to get to Sydney on such short notice - it's like they've been living under a rock since air travel became popular. I expect that to be the excuse they'll give when the Swans head off to the prelim. "We couldn't get enough fans to the game due to the flights being too expensive. " TBH it would be good to hear a different excuse instead of the umpires costing them, which has been their excuse for the last 20 years as to why they haven't won the premiership.

03.01.2022 Got to give the stereotypes some credit here. They know they're not playing a finals standard team. You can tell by their lackluster cheering and only 49,000 there tonight. It's akin to that final a few years back against the 8th placed Essendon who knew they were cooked and didn't even bother to send over a ruckman. North are the same, they know they're cooked. The only ones who'll be thinking they're a contender after this game are cRowie and the AFC-paid media, who are being paid to inflate the performance.

01.01.2022 Another travel-friendly game against a poor side. I say this a lot, but I'm once again shocked to be sitting here. Having said that Carlton could turn it on today. They're coached by someone who would be capable of making an poor and inexperienced side beat an average, flat-track side.

01.01.2022 Falling over the line against a side coming off back to back 6 day breaks, playing away from home whose 3 of their last 4 opponents were Sydney, Geelong & Hawthorn. Yep, that's a premiership contender right there. Should have won by 10 goals if they were the real deal.

01.01.2022 Flat track bully I vs. Flat track bully II. Let's see how their fans take it when they don't have the golden run with the umpires plus have to deal with the WA bias in the umpiring if the WCE get up. Go WEagles!