Barney Dawson in Como, New South Wales, Australia | Local business
Barney Dawson
Locality: Como, New South Wales, Australia
Phone: +61 406 690 750
Address: Como boatshed 2226 Como, NSW, Australia
Website: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076330/
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25.01.2022 Caught up with some old rugby rat mates from Gunnadah,they just imported this 70 year old stump tossing champion to coach the forward pack.What a bloody character,his misses,Iris,pulled him off,sorry pulled his silly hat off,and let me wear it after 2 bottles of dimple and a black sambooka chaser.Happy days.
25.01.2022 Gday,been down the Endevour oval at Cronuula tonight to watch the Sharks play Balmain.What a bloodbath.Balmian need to get Freemam,Pearsce,Jack,replaced for some new blood.GO you mighty SHARKS.
24.01.2022 I have now had my first drink of Sambory chinese borboun whisky in 3 months,My friend Larry gave it to me.My eyes seem to be out of focus,and my lisp seems to be getting worse,but Larry assures me his deep massarging of my buttocks region will bring me back to normal.I hope so,because i am now feeling drowsie.
23.01.2022 Gday,been busy in US of A helping old mate Donny Trump.He wants my crew to build a wall for him but i have issues with the lack of security.Lastnight Sledge,my rigger, went missing,turns out he was showing some young mexican girl how an Australian gala mates and got his gentiles caught in some old barbed wire .Needless to say he's not in a good way, works behind, the Mexican lass has a sore behind,And my crews in a bind.Things can only get better.Talk soon.
21.01.2022 "Jesus",what's this world coming to? Took my sweet girl out for a walk in Kimpie thismor'n, left her tied to post while i got some beers off a mate for Australia day,and some bastard stole the hair right of her back.Bugger me.
18.01.2022 So,stuff me if i can decide whether I'm going to vote yes or no . I've got a bloody delegation of old buddies from my heyday of being the front man in a laygirls review, coming down from Currumbin.There a bit cocerned that this vote could effect their livelyhood.Gay used to be special. Their worried they'll just end up being like everybody else.What will they do then?
17.01.2022 Lots of people want me to get back into the T.V series,Lost in the scrub.My role was a powerfull,and feared bullpoodle breeder,training dogs for scrub and mud fighting.Do you think i should re-visit the role?
15.01.2022 Been out to Kurnell working on the set for the new X-Man movie,i have scored a bit part as a man / rat,i have to eat cockroaches & maggets in my scene,they told me that to be authentic they would be real.I am right now,as we speak howing into some maggots that i took from a poor dead possum & found a few cockies at my local Mcdonalds i will be the part,i will be Man/Rat.
14.01.2022 Well,its been a while since I've spoken to the world web.My situation has changed so much, been working for UNICEF, hunting down suburban Fox's for there skins to keep the new influx of Syrian refugees warm in the coming winter months,its great to be on the cutting edge of humanitarian needs for our foreign friends.I will also be making a music com back in the near future,will keep you updated.By the way,go my mighty Sharks,missed my footy to.Can't wait to catch up with Gall and all the boys for a sasparella.Talk soon. .
13.01.2022 Id like you to meet one of my mates,Magic Mush,he's the local darts champ,he has 2 bourbon,3 whiskeys,and 10 beers,then he's ready to shoot,and shoot straight.Local legend.
10.01.2022 G'day toilers,been busy cleaning windows, In my travels , i have found,because i start at 3am by the time i leave at 3.15am they won't see the missed bits till thesun comes up.Any way ive been hearing a bird in the morning that called a "New Guinea calling bird" id Iike to know if you could Instagram,message,fb me.the sound,the picture of just what this little Sex crazed, buggers looks like ,and whatis he doing in Cronulla.
10.01.2022 Ow la de da,The Nasty Man just sent me this picture from my hay days back in Canberra trying out for the Giddy Up junior reps cricket team.I got up, but but missed the cut.
10.01.2022 Footy season is already here,I've left the boat shed and set up camp in a cave at Como mountain.Great view,keg a beer,good mates including a cock or to, my didgerdoo,and settling in to watch the game on Scylla bay oval,"hope i don't have to wait to long.!!!
09.01.2022 My mates just dropped in to sober me up....
09.01.2022 Its been a while,but its time to move on,broke up with my darling shella,Millison,She told me she was getting to old for me,but at 87 i hardly think thats old.Anyway,srarting up my old band again,The Gallaughs,got some dates booked at the boat shed in Dapto.Cheers,i wil keep in touch.
08.01.2022 HI been shearing kangaroos in the hunter vally.
07.01.2022 I am so chuffed that so many of my long time fans have come out of the scrub to say g day.Ive been touring the homeless shelters of Vaucluse doing free shows and providing them with much needed guidance and assistance on how to graciously take as much money from the rich and well to,as humbly as they can.For my good deeds,they have agreed to provide 50% of all money's earned to my AMP super fund.Ah,the burden of caring.
06.01.2022 Had a M.C gig yesterday at Ballemby Hieghts aged peoples home.Had to dressup as the King.Gezz those 80 year old couldn'tkeep there hands of me.Oww Yerr.
05.01.2022 Hello,hello how's everyone,ive been in Port Morsby,walking the famous KaKoota Track,i have anal chauff,amongst other irritating problems.Talk later.
01.01.2022 Bucko the Didilio,is back in town and where ready to rock,He was my first drummer in the now defunct band" Creamed Trousers".But did we party, we rocked the Como boatshed,the Woranora warf,ahh,those were the days.Look out world,he's back,he's bold,and he's ready to roll.
01.01.2022 Just thought I'd let you all know that i have addressed my chauff problems,my indiginous friend,Larry,suggested i use petrol to dry up the area,it seems to have worked,the pain i had before is now replaced with another.I may even use it on some of my skin blemishes.