Blackbutt Oasis in Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia | Coffee shop

Blackbutt Oasis

Locality: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia

Phone: +61 7 4170 0800

Address: 76-78 Coulson Street 4314 Blackbutt, QLD, Australia

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25.01.2022 Yellow friends! Check out our bananas for only $1.99/kg! They’re so apeeling to have as a snack as well!... Q: What kind of jokes do bananas like telling? A: Side splitting ones Q: Why did the farm hand lose his job on the banana farm? A: He kept throwing the bent bananas away

22.01.2022 Hello friends! Some of you may remember we used to sell baklava, and they were quite the hit! Well, good news to all you sweet-tooth friends; they’re back! For our friends who don’t know, baklava is a rich, sweet dessert pastry made of layers of filo filled with chopped nuts and sweetened and held together with syrup. ... It’s delicious however you eat it, so come on down and savour the sweet deliciousness A bad speller tried to rob a bank. He came in wearing a baklava. Q: What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert? A: bakLAVA

19.01.2022 Hello Friends! Don't forget to check out our weekly specials, starting today! For the 25th and 26th, you can order a great meal! Chicken, Chips, Coleslaw & Potato Salad OR Roast Pork and Vegetables!... (pre-order required, by the 24th) Browse through our specials brochure to see what other great deals we're offering!

16.01.2022 Hello Friends! We are introducing a new drink! These creamy and delicious drinks are not only healthy, they’re also vegan! Those who have tried it soy (say) you can use with your coffee, dunk Oreos in them, or just have it on its own! The multi-grain flavour especially is likened to Parson’s Rice Cream; who would have thought? ... They’re delicious, so mosey on down and try them! V-Soy Soya Bean Milk Worried that the milk I bought this morning has come from a cloned cow. It tasted exactly the same as a bottle I bought yesterday. I bought a tin of evaporated milk. When I opened it, it was empty. Jean-Paul Sartre is in a cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. The waitress replies, I’m sorry, Sir, but we’ve got no cream. How about with no milk?

16.01.2022 Hello friends! It’s almost Thursday! Just one more day! 24 more hours! Just to keep you going until then, we’re giving you a little reminder that we have a Burger & Chips combo deal for only $8.95!... Yeppers, just $8.95! Q: How do we know burgers love young people? A: They’re pro-teen! Q: What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time A: How the meaty have fallen!

15.01.2022 Hello Friends! A friendly reminder, we are open Christmas, Boxing Day, New Year's Day, every day! From 6am - 8pm!

14.01.2022 Hello chicks! We have chicken drumsticks for only $2.99/kg! They’re so full of meat and will be delicious in any meal!... There’s a crazy amount of food you could make with chicken - but if you don’t know, you can always wing it Q: What do you call a chicken that crosses the road? A: Poultry in motion! Q: What do chickens grow on? A: Eggplants

13.01.2022 Hello Friends! It’s getting quite hot now that’s it’s coming in to summer! Why not cool down with some delicious, sweet and juicy seedless watermelons! Perfect for when you get home from work or the kids come back from school! Only $5 or 2 for $8!... Have you heard about the watermelon that went crazy? He lost his rind! Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon? They’re seedy...(but not these! )

13.01.2022 Hello Friends! The temperature has been sky high! Maybe we should go back to winter? Make sure to keep cool and safe in this heat! Did you know? Mangoes help in preventing heat stroke! (Along with other benefits) How mangonificent! Freeze them, put them in a smoothie, in your salad, have them as dessert, the possibilities are endless! Why not try all of them?... You all know the saying, it takes two to mango - that’s why we’ve set a deal for these mangoes to be 2 for $5! What are you waiting for? Come on down before they all mango, mangoing, mangone! My wife is on a tropical food diet, the stuff is all over the house! It’s enough to make a mango crazy What’s the similarity between lemon and banana? You can’t make mango juice out of them! (But you can with these mangoes!)

10.01.2022 Hello Buds! How’s it growing? Feeling bouquet (okay)? We have a new floral friend who has come to join us here - Bougainvilleas! They are absolutely stunning ... But they are in high demand, so you better put the petal to the metal and buy one before they all go! You won’t regret it! Fun fact - Bougainvilleas grow 1-12 metres (3-39 feet) in height depending on the species, and can be grown in pots, as a bonsai, in hanging baskets, along walls, over trellises, as a hedge and other places in the garden. Q: What do you call a grandpa flower? A: Poppy Q: What does a flower say when they’re surprised? A: What in carnation!

10.01.2022 Hello friends! For those who don’t know what we have available to eat, you can view our menu here! We also have brochures available in store for you to take home

08.01.2022 Hello friends! Introducing our new loyalty cards! We have a loyalty card for both coffee and pizzas! The 10th is free! You can choose your choice size of free coffee (coffee loyalty card) and you can claim a free medium pizza (pizza loyalty card)!... Buy any sized coffee or pizza and get a stamp! Note: for pizzas, conditions apply (located on back of card)

07.01.2022 Hello friends! It’s the second day of winter! Make sure to keep warm! You may not want to go out much, so we’ve brought in some cute little strawberry plants for you! You can grow your own little fruit garden patch, which is so much fun! ... Idea! You can use it in baking or make your own product, like strawberry jam! It’s the perfect time to buy them And guess what? They’re only $3.50 a punnet! Q: What did one strawberry say to another? A: If you weren’t so sweet, you wouldn’t be in this jam!

06.01.2022 Hello friends! We thought we should tell you that we have seafood sticks available now! Buy them on their own as a snack or with a meal as an appetiser, it’s a delicious add on to your day! We can even put them on pizza for you (not crumbed sticks)... They’re so good you could be shellfish like a crab and keep them all to yourself! Order them now! You won’t regret it Share with your friends so they don’t get crabby because they missed out! Q: Why did the crab cross the road? A: It didn’t, it used the sidewalk Q: What does a hermit crab call its home? A: Michelle (me-shell)

06.01.2022 Hello friends! Don’t forget ~ on the weekends we have a hot pizza deal! Buy one pizza and get the second pizza half price!

03.01.2022 Hello friends! What do you call a karate trained pig? A pork chop We have the thicker version of a pork chop (pork loin) for only $8.99/kg! That’s half price!... Usually, people say don’t squeal about things, but we’ll let you tell everyone about it What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig. What do you call a bear with no ears? Anything you like, he can’t hear you.

01.01.2022 Hello Friends! Introducing our new, baked on site Sticky Date Pudding with Butterscotch Sauce! Yummy! Simply to die for!... Come and try, you won't be disappointed!

01.01.2022 Hello friends! It’s Friday! Not only is it Fish & Chips for $6.95 today, but we’ve also made a deal for our pizzas!... From Friday to Sunday, if you buy one of our pizzas, you get the second one half price! Could Friday’s get any better?! We haven’t been so excited about Friday since last Friday! Q: What’s the saddest type of fish & chips? A: A battered sole. Person A: Waiter, will my pizza be long? Person B: No sir, it will be round.