Bounce it Consulting Pty Ltd in Nelson Bay, New South Wales | Personal coach

Bounce it Consulting Pty Ltd

Locality: Nelson Bay, New South Wales

Phone: +61 418 201 774

Address: Wallawa Road 2315 Nelson Bay, NSW, Australia

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17.01.2022 I guess we all have over paid at times, but it is important to stop and think occasionally.If time equals money, then money equals time and time equals life. Make sure you are not paying to much!

16.01.2022 Modern Day Corporate Reality. Loyalty goes out the window when "Times Get Tough". The fact that you have been Loyal and worked for your company for many years, ends up counting against you when the Share Holders want "cost cuts". The reality is they can replace you with a younger, cheaper employee and save money. Answer is not to stagnate in one Position for longer than you have too. Keep on moving buddy, learning new skills and adding new value.

13.01.2022 Dear Johnny, This is probably the most important e-mail you will ever read. We have never met , but once you read this, I know we will! Here is why. You are a fuckwit. A sad fuckwit. You need help, and I can and will help you. Let's just recap. You are currently suing your ex manager, Joel Mandel and The Management Group for $25 Million. You claim he stole and mismanaged your affairs to this amount. I have attached an e-mail that you wrote to him back in 2009. I know not muc...h has changed in the last 8 years. In fact your monthly spend rate has risen to around $3 Million a month. Here is the deal. I want to be your new manager. The problem is two fold. You aren't spending too much, you are being paid too little. This is where I come in! I will negotiate what your new rates will be and what movies we make into the future. The second thing is you have no idea how live within a budget, no idea of what basic Arithmetic is and clueless on how to reconcile a bank statement. Because of this people around you are stealing you blind. This is going to stop. In your e-mail to Joel you ask What more must/can I do?. Here under is my offer and my action plan. 1) You are going back to school to learn reading, writing and arithmetic. 2) I will cut up all your credit cards except one, a debit card. 3) We will sell your islands and 20 estates you own and never visit. 4) Start negotiations with Port Stephens Council for a movie called Pirates of Nelson Bay 5) Do an endorsement deal with Bundaburg Rum. 6) Relocate you and your family to Nelson Bay. After one week you will have met everybody in town and then you can live a normal life. No paparazzi, no Security Squad needed here. 7) Moor your yacht in the Nelson Bay Marina which will be perfect for you to live on. No holiday rental home will be necessary so we will have some savings there. During the day you can do Whale and Dolphin Cruises. 8) In order for your Movie fees to come up you wont be making a movie for 2 years. Supply and Demand says you are making far to many a year, and that is why they only offer you $25 Million to $35 Million per movie! I will ensure that you will get paid 4 times that for only doing 1 movie per year. 9) Get you live within a budget of $2 Million per annum-which includes my fees. 10) I promise not to steal more than $5 Million from you, so that alone will be a $20 Million turnaround. You can contact me on Facebook (inbox me) and we will take it from there, Warm regards, Mike Jablonski Bounce it Consultancy Pty Ltd.

11.01.2022 Whether you like it or not, that is how it rolls sometimes.

10.01.2022 The world has changed....

06.01.2022 Written in 2015 and still true in 2019! I am ready to mentor ! Drop me a line...... all this knowledge is slowly going to waste!

02.01.2022 Some days are just weird. But sometimes when you have a really weird day, you actually find the answer to a serious question.

01.01.2022 100 things To Do and Not To Do. Free Advice for those swimming in the Corporate World. Took me over 40 years to learn them. Here are 100 tips that I have gathered in my Corporate Years. Hopefully some of them could assist you. 1. Always be early for everything. Punctuality is the "101" of good manners. Your time is not more valuable or important than that of other people. Especially if it is your meeting!...Continue reading