Cakes & Sht in Fortitude Valley | Bakery

Cakes & Sht

Locality: Fortitude Valley

Phone: +61 468 409 838

Address: 694 Ann St Fortitude Valley 4006 Fortitude Valley, QLD, Australia

Website: http://www.cakesandshit.com.au

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24.01.2022 There are no rules for cakes.... if you want ALL your fav things jammed on, in and around a cake, you can fucking have it!..

24.01.2022 This cake really Succs.... . . That pun was shitty even by our standards, we apologise!.. .... . #cakesandshit #cakes #customcake #dessert #brisbanefoodies #foodporn #cupcakes #cakestagram #cookies #brisbanedessert #instacake #valley #enoggera #birthdaycake #weddingcake #bakery #cakesofinstagram #funnyfood See more

24.01.2022 Sometimes boys can be messy bitches too!.. . . When that "Ken" in your life needs a cake that accurately reflects his love of getting black out drunk on UDL's. But only the Guava ones.... he ain't no "basic Barbie".

23.01.2022 Say this in the voice of the caterpillar from A Bugs Life... "I'm a BEAUTIFUL butterfly"

23.01.2022 Wanna be romantic as fuck?.. . . There's a cabinet full of curse cookies just waiting for you to woo with.. .... . (Cunt punching is code for sex right?..no?...FUCK, we've been doing it wrong this while time) See more

22.01.2022 This one's for all the Karen's (you know who you are) who come into a store that has a giant fucking neon sign saying "Cakes & Shit" out the front, then proceed to complain about the amount of swearing in the store... . . Shut the fuck up Karen and enjoy your slither of carrot cake (because you're trying to eat healthy) and your full cream "Cafe Latte" with 4 sugars.

22.01.2022 Preach Cookie Preach!

22.01.2022 Wanna join the team?.. . . We're looking for a baker to join the fam. You don't have to be a professional... Most of us are just home bakers with a bad swearing habit!.. .... . If you can read a recipe, make a cake look fairly fantastic, have good hustle and a decent sense of humour let us know!.. . . Don't stress about not being able to make giant dicks... We can teach you that shit .. we also do normal pretty cakes too... But you know... That's not as much fun. . . Permanent part time 20-30 hours per week at first with the option of full time in the near future if you want it. Weekends and nights are a must... . . If you're keen, shoot an email through to [email protected] and tell us about yourself, give us the link to your insta (if it's littered with cake pics) or attach pics of your work. See more

21.01.2022 Make it rainbow. Like so rainbow that the mere sight of it makes you reconsider your sexuality.

19.01.2022 Sooo..... What's everyone up to tonight???.. . . (Hint hint wink wink).. .... . . . . . . . #cakesandshit #cakes #customcake #dessert #brisbanefoodies #foodporn #cupcakes #cakestagram #cookies #brisbanedessert #instacake #valley #enoggera #birthdaycake #weddingcake #bakery #cakesofinstagram #funnyfood

19.01.2022 Cake decorating (like most other good things) is all in the wrist If you're keen to go on the waitlist for our next BOOZE AND BUTTERCREAM workshop resist the urge to slide into our DMs and instead shoot an email to [email protected]

19.01.2022 You might be denied your stale fairy floss and melting strawberry sundae this year.... But we'll be fucking damned if you can't still visit us for a sweet treat... . . . We can almost guarantee our shit is less stale than whatever you were pulling out of that Mega Showbag last year............ Almost...... . . . We're keeping Bakery Lane on a sugar high from the regular 9am-10pm tomorrow. . . . . . . . #cakesandshit #cakes #customcake #dessert #brisbanefoodies #foodporn #cupcakes #cakestagram #cookies #brisbanedessert #instacake #valley #enoggera #birthdaycake #weddingcake #bakery #cakesofinstagram #funnyfood

18.01.2022 Want a guaranteed bang on your anniversary?.. . . Get them just the right amount of Sugar High, "ride" out that energy wave W.A.P style, then let them crash while you watch re-runs of The OC.

18.01.2022 Yes. It's a juicy set of Fondant Flaps on a mini cake... . . How the fuck else do you want us to decorate it? Tell us... We really wanna KNOERO... .... . . . . . . #cakesandshit #cakes #customcake #dessert #brisbanefoodies #foodporn #cupcakes #cakestagram #cookies #brisbanedessert #instacake #valley #enoggera #birthdaycake #weddingcake #bakery #cakesofinstagram #funnyfood See more

18.01.2022 Let's talk Testicles... . . They're soft, squishy, make above average average crutch curtains and are all round under rated if you ask us... .... . with all that said, we wouldn't normally recommend dipping your balls on our cakes, but in case we'll make an exception. See more

18.01.2022 There's not enough VROOM in this kitchen for all our sass... . . . .... . . . #cakesandshit #cakes #customcake #dessert #brisbanefoodies #foodporn #cupcakes #cakestagram #cookies #brisbanedessert #instacake #valley #enoggera #birthdaycake #weddingcake #bakery #cakesofinstagram #funnyfood See more

17.01.2022 Sometimes you just need to sprinkle some dicks on it. . . . .... . . . #cakesandshit #cakes #customcake #dessert #brisbanefoodies #foodporn #cupcakes #cakestagram #cookies #brisbanedessert #instacake #valley #enoggera #birthdaycake #weddingcake #bakery #cakesofinstagram #funnyfood

16.01.2022 The only thing that would make this cake more back handed, would be if you smooshed it in "not Chris's" face.

16.01.2022 Halloween Cookie Boxes - order now!.. . . Keep them for yourself, or give them to random kids that knock on your door for the most in appropriate trick or treat ever.. .... . Orders close Oct 29th, all pickups from the Valley store on Oct 31st... . . To order, go to the website and fill out the cookie form... Put Halloween Cookies in the description. (note, Halloween Cookies come in a box with these 5 cookies and are a special price of $35 per box). See more

16.01.2022 Don't fancy something with our signature sass on it?.. . . That's cool buddy.... you do you.. .... . We're happy to whip up something Pretty AF for your special shindig.. . . . . #cakesandshit #cakes #customcake #dessert #brisbanefoodies #foodporn #cupcakes #cakestagram #cookies #brisbanedessert #instacake #valley #enoggera #birthdaycake #weddingcake #bakery #cakesofinstagram #funnyfood See more

15.01.2022 Are you currently pre-drinking for NYE? If so, make sure you don't get too "Schoolies Wasted"... there's no use crying over spilt milk, but you can bet your right tit that we'll Justin Timberlake all over this River City if we spill our wine!

14.01.2022 Well you sure as shit shouldn't SPIT them.... not in public anyway.

13.01.2022 We call this... "2 day Xmas hangover" as creatively reflected by a cookie.

12.01.2022 Meet Max Swell.... he enjoys longs swims at the beach and general wetness.. . . We also hear he likes to Hump (back).

10.01.2022 People say we're Bat Shit Crazy.... can't really deny it...

08.01.2022 Our Bad Ass Baker Kelly was super stoked with this cake!.. . . She hand crafted fondant swords, pearl necklaces, hidden treasure and chocolate skulls to make this the most EPIC half pirate half princess cake.. .... . You're one complicated birthday girl Liv, but when you can't decide if you're a lady or a wench... why not do both!. . . . . . . #cakesandshit #cakes #customcake #dessert #brisbanefoodies #foodporn #cupcakes #cakestagram #cookies #brisbanedessert #instacake #valley #enoggera #birthdaycake #weddingcake #bakery #cakesofinstagram #funnyfood See more

08.01.2022 We love all titties. Real ones. Fake ones. Big boys. Fun bags. itty bittys. pancakes... . . We even love the ones that get flashed as currency in the store... news flash though... we love it, but it's not gonna get you a free brownie Stacey.

08.01.2022 This is Andreas. He likes quality leather goods, hot yoga and plucking his nipple hair. He also has an envious comb collection... . . . .... . . . . #cakesandshit #cakes #customcake #dessert #brisbanefoodies #foodporn #cupcakes #cakestagram #cookies #brisbanedessert #instacake #valley #enoggera #birthdaycake #weddingcake #bakery #cakesofinstagram #funnyfood

08.01.2022 Cake dude: "I want a bondage cake with the....".. . . Us: "Shhh.... say no more buddy.... we've got you"..

08.01.2022 Get the fuck off the couch tomorrow and stroll through the laneways and Brunswick St mall shopping your little vintage/ceramic/pot plant little hearts out you hipster sons of bitches.

07.01.2022 Fellas ... Don't hate it 'cause you ain't it.

07.01.2022 Dear @mcdonaldsau ... Please make an actual cheeseburger this size ... Our perpetually hunger asses require much more savoury medicine than your current cheeseburgers can provide... . . . .... . . . . . #cakesandshit #cakes #customcake #dessert #brisbanefoodies #foodporn #cupcakes #cakestagram #cookies #brisbanedessert #instacake #valley #enoggera #birthdaycake #weddingcake #bakery #cakesofinstagram #funnyfood #cheeseburger #mcdonalds

06.01.2022 In the wise words of Justin Timberlake and The Lonely Island ...... it's a dick in a box!.. . . Order your own custom cookies online at www.cakesandshit.com.au.. .... . . . . #cakesandshit #cakes #customcake #dessert #brisbanefoodies #foodporn #cupcakes #cakestagram #cookies #brisbanedessert #instacake #valley #enoggera #birthdaycake #weddingcake #bakery #cakesofinstagram #funnyfood See more

06.01.2022 Nothing says "i'm knocked up and ready to push out this flesh melon" like a pretty pastel sperm on top of your cupcake.

05.01.2022 We're seeing a real pattern here guys.... you can take the Tony out of the club, but you can't take the Club out of Tony.... . . Adult birthday cakes are really taking a turn these days. lol .... . . . . . . #cakesandshit #cakes #customcake #dessert #brisbanefoodies #foodporn #cupcakes #cakestagram #cookies #brisbanedessert #instacake #valley #enoggera #birthdaycake #weddingcake #bakery #cakesofinstagram #funnyfood See more

04.01.2022 Never Fucking Grow Up!.. . . If you're into cute as fuck shit, get a cake that shows off your adore-a-bubble-ness.. .... . You don't have to get a giant dick on it... we can do cute sometimes too! See more

04.01.2022 It's was a fondant dick for fucks sake Tik Tok..... . . This is why we can't have nice things.

04.01.2022 What's the most romantic thing that anyone's ever said to you?.. . . For us it's "If I could google rate your pussy it would be.... well, it would still be a 3.8".

04.01.2022 We just DONUT give a fuck!.. . . Well, we give some fucks... about shit like baking.... not about people opinions.... obviously... .... . . . . . . #cakesandshit #cakes #customcake #dessert #brisbanefoodies #foodporn #cupcakes #cakestagram #cookies #brisbanedessert #instacake #valley #enoggera #birthdaycake #weddingcake #bakery #cakesofinstagram #funnyfood See more

04.01.2022 For everyone coming to the Bakery Lane NYE Laneway Dance Party! It's a sold out gig, so all those with the golden tickets... we're open and waiting! For everyone else, we'll be open again on the 2nd.

02.01.2022 Seems a little much for a Monday morning.... Like, people might have more pressing matters to take care of but sure, I guess, if we must.... . . . .... . . . . . #cakesandshit #cakes #customcake #dessert #brisbanefoodies #foodporn #cupcakes #cakestagram #cookies #brisbanedessert #instacake #valley #enoggera #birthdaycake #weddingcake #bakery #cakesofinstagram #funnyfood

01.01.2022 If YOUR "cookie" looks like this.... seek medical attention... and definitely DON'T put it in your mouth!

01.01.2022 Do you know how many calls we get a week asking if we sell cakes in store, or just custom order?.... SO MANY!.. . . So here's us officially saying, YES, we've got 2 cabinets full of delicious shit in store, like our range of gelatin free hand made cheesecakes... 5 different flavours to choose from... they're called the Best Fucking Cheesecake Ever for a reason!