Captain Imperial | Athlete
Captain Imperial
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24.01.2022 As the sun rises over the chook shed, I dust myself off from a year filled with bare knuckle brawling, actual cock fighting, and a certificate 3 in knitting. Today I am refilled with the passion and vigar that was shown last week when our girls showed us how to win that ever elusive grand final cup. Today my year long vow of silence is no more. We all congregate at a place where no anus leaves untouched and I will be cheering for that charge home so we may drink that sweet ne...ctar of the Gods off of the shield once more. So if you are playing today take a look at the person next to you wearing the same colours on their sleeve and trust that they have your back as much as you have theirs. And just like the time I punched 3000 nuns you must all begin your own holy endeavor and bring home that GRAIL. Sweat and bleed blue today people... BLEED WITH BLUE!!!!! See more
16.01.2022 Smells likes it's time to get your BLUE on people!! Today is like the day I found myself trapped in a desert full of flesh eating sand monkeys. I fought, I scrapped, I dug in deep and after 17 weeks of fighting with bare hands, bare feet and a cactus, I came out King Imperial ruler of the Sand Monkeys. WITH DETERMINATION MAY WE ACHIEVE OUR GOALS
05.01.2022 Finals Time. The last time I was in a final was when I won the 2011 Las Vegas Blackjack tournament by taking 22 hits on the final hand. Good Luck to the all 3 grades this weekend. Will we see Captain Imperial again? LIKE if you want to see him!!
04.01.2022 As we enter again into the finals it reminds me of the time when I had to wash and shave 800 nuns. This task was by far one of my toughest challenges and like finals footy I just have to knuckle down, never give up and watch out for those frisky bitches once its all over. Make me proud BLUES
