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25.01.2022 Showcasing some drastically reduced items!!! $47 $47 $46 and $65!!! Never before and never again SALE!!! https://www.queenthelabel.com.au/collections/final-sale

24.01.2022 Obviously after a photo shoot you use the best pictures where everything came together perfectly. But my photographer always sneaks in some action shots of Denz styling me too. This was 1 week before the accident and its a beautiful reminder of the small things, they make up everything.... This is just the sneak peak of the belts we are releasing in 45 minutes!!! They have an elastic waist and a buckle and were originally designed to add shape to Anyone with a love for a baggy, flowy style yet feels like a potato in a flowy outfit. However they are so much more then that. 45 mins they go live and Ill show you the actual photos xxxxx Con

23.01.2022 When I was 18 I was casually seeing a boy in Melbourne, one morning I had a spray tan and was naked swanning around his room catching glimpses of my hot self in the mirror I asked him, do you think I have a hot body? And I never forgot his response, yeah!!! I mean it’s not like you’re ever gonna be an underwear model.. but I have fun with it ... Now I didn’t think it had bothered me at all until recently when I had done this photo shoot and this was the result of some subtle graphics I was adding.... I was unusually excited about it, I was even seeing myself on the catwalk with all the other underwear angels and bright lights that said Constance’s Secret and that’s when I realized that deep in my psyche was a smug little bitch knowing that *Dave will see this and he’ll just drop dead at the fact that anyone can become an underwear model, the secret is, giving her someone to prove wrong. I wish I could tell you that I reminded my head that I’m above childish concepts like Revenge Queening.. but I’m really not. Thinking about that comment though, I did realise that it’s me who has the most fun with my body these days and that’s just as it should be. Follow the link for these period undies that will make any bleeding woman, or woman who is tired of wet undies from her sneeze wees, or who is over laughing so hard at my blogs and videos that her tampon flies out!! look and feel hot as fuck. No more pads or tampons. Dry feeling undies all day, no period smell issues, no leakage, just you, feeling like you could fly, or walk a catwalk and most definitely make some ex’s regret last decisions. I hope all is well Dave. https://www.queenthelabel.com.au/

23.01.2022 This is whats called a Bullseye rash. Anybody with Lyme disease knows this, however I didnt. It developed into this over 2 days and I updated Instagram for advice. ...Continue reading

23.01.2022 Speaking of Queenssss... SHE-ODORANT is back!!! Do you remember the week before the month month of horror took over my life I revealed our new brand Queenify? ... Im working with the best of the best Queens at what they make and the are designing me the dream products that I have always wanted but just couldnt get right it perfectly! Well I wanted the perfect natural deodorant that but, -first and foremost I wanted it to actually work!!! -Secondly I wanted it to not give me a rash, every fuckery god dam natural deodorant gave my armpits a rash, its almost like my skin loves chemicals - but then I wanted it to go that one step forward and cleanse my armpits (not because I dont shower fuckers!! Because I usually do at night and dont shower again in the morning - shoot me.) -and even more so I wanted it to leave them feeling dry but moisturized. -Finally I needed it to have, the perfect Queen fresh scent with ylang and jasmine and tangerine essential oils that would replace my anxiety and self doubt with sex appeal and a sweet subtle happiness vibe. We sold out in one hour of the release. It would see Im not the only one who either still stinks or gets an armpit rash from the stuff and I just couldnt let my kids go to school smelling or let them but antiperspirant on their little bodies. Selling out instantly is incredible, but this kind of feedback is better.. So I am here to tell you two things, 1- we are back in stock girlfriends! Follow this link as the only place you will find the unicorn deodorant, and 2- QUEENIFY will release its second collaborative product tomorrow!!! When you shop at Queenify you are not only helping out kids in Kenya recover from their trauma but you also know you are helping a Queen with a small business who is our sole supplier of the products they create for me. And I think you can feel a bit of love in there Just read these reviews. Its incredible Now go do your good deed for the day and buy some I am off back into the hospital now to see the magic man and kiss his sweet face and repeat no babe I didnt bring you any herb or any cans of Jammo Love you guys!! Grab your SHE-ODORANT and Ill definitely see you tomorrow for the next grand reveal of Queenifys next perfect product https://www.queenthelabel.com.au/collections/queenify

23.01.2022 Made it just in time to score a kiss for Fathers Day. Youre here because you live your life to the very fullest yet somehow survive and thats what makes you the hero of your seven children Happy Fathers Day my man. We gonna get through this. Happy Fathers Day to all the dads out there, except the wife and kid bashing cunts, I hope they had shit days and no hand painted cards.

22.01.2022 I’ve been so busy for the last week giving my dining area/kitchen some love, hand painting tylea and rearranging plants and painting walls. I didn’t mean for it to be so much but as it got prettier I got more and more excited and the kids started to help me paint the rules and design the pattens and now I think it’s the most beautiful room I’ve ever been in. It just makes me so happy. One of these pictures is doesn’t quite fit in with the others... and that is the final clue... for the surprise that I’m launching tomorrow...... If anyone of the first person to guess it will receive it freee along with a Queen pack filled with Queen The Label goodness including a pair of your size Royal Rogue Jeans!!! The surprise comes tomorrow. First two clues are at the end of the last two posts. 9 am Melbourne time 6am Perth tomorrow

22.01.2022 The book of the year!!! Lucy Peach cracks the code on women and their hormonal cycles, harvesting the 4 seasonal hormonal stages in your cycle, their pro’s and cons. Structure your month around them to benefit from working with your cycle instead of against. ... For too love women and girls have been taught that our periods are simply negative, grumpy pre menstrual and managing your period When the power within us is so much more then that. Do yourself a favour and follow this link xxxxx https://www.queenthelabel.com.au/ Follow the link for the only place that your payment includes the 2 donations, share the dignity and Rafiki Mwema.

22.01.2022 This Thursday Queens.... after an instant sell out.... Queens Kiss is back in stock. Hemp and Argon oils create a Nourishing balmy lipstick with a matte finish. Vegan and cruelty free. -Dusty Rosè, the perfect pink.. just pretty enough and just dirty enough. -Harlot Fever, that red. The only red you’ll ever need. -Bare Back, nude with a hint of Peachiness. ... Thursday here Queens.. ps watch my mums debut performance in the add

22.01.2022 Queen in a message, Anyway I dont even know why Im messaging, I dont expect a reply. Probably because I wanted to tell someone and get it off my chest. Someone that wont just think Im a slut Me, ... I dont think your a slut because Sluts dont exist. They were invented to control women like the boogie man was invented to control kids. A player? Maybe. But hey.. dont hate the player hate the game. Nothing freaks out the patriarchy quite like a sexually liberated woman. I once had a partner threaten to tell all of our friends that I had slept with over 40 men. I couldnt believe he would defame me like that.... Pretty sure my last count was over 50 men. You dont have to tell anyone your numbers if you dont want to, your life is your life. But dont let anyone wipe any notches off your belt so that they can be more comfortable with your past. Your past is your story. The only thing dishonorable is the boogie men trying to take it away from you.

22.01.2022 We are live you guys!!! The biggest Queen the Label sale on Everything ever!!!! 25-40% off absolutely everything, it has to go because we are moving warehouses. Hurry because shit is moving fast!!! ... And I am giving away 3 more mystery Queen packs to your favourite mysterious Queens!! So tag her for her chance to win!!! The biggest Queen The Label Sale ever!!!! Follow the link https://www.queenthelabel.com.au/

21.01.2022 Yo Cleaners.. I got a little something I need to tell ya. Ive recently engaged of them service of a cleaner again after losing my girl due to covid. ... I never liked the idea of having a cleaner because it felt like a class system, a haves and have not system, despite the fact that I had a cleaner when I was a hairdresser earning less then what I paid my cleaner who had a cleaner of her own. Once I asked a woman what she did and she looked down and said, Im just doing a bit of cleaning at the moment because.... feeling like the profession needed an excuse. I get it, my dad cleaned brothels which was fabulous until the boy I had a crush on said hang on so your dad is a real life Jizz mopper? Furious I relayed it to my enlightened dad who cracked up laughing and said in the flesh baby girl, a real life one So yesterday after my cleaner left my home sparkling I may have freaked her out when I told her how deeply I loved her but I had to. When you clean someones home I dont know if you are fully aware of what you are doing or not, but to me here is what you have done. -You have cleard my head, I cant focus or create or work from home in the mess I dont always have time to stay on top of. -You have freed up my time to listen to and learn from and teach and love my children. Time that I will not get back, time I cannot put a price on. -You have released me of the burden that the lack of equality in my marriage leaves me with, helping me bond with my husband despite our problems that arent going anywhere but at the very least are on hold for long enough for our children to witness our love and to remind me what I fight for. -You keep my secrets, not only from other people but you save me the embarrassment of knowing you have seen something or heard a particular conversation. -You are the only person who steps into my house and takes stress away, clears my head, helps me fall in love with my house again, removes my guilt and so so so much more. You are not just cleaners, you are magical cleaning angels sent to earth to help predominantly women become their best selves while the world catches up on equality. I hope you know exactly how special your work, energy and hearts are. I write this thinking of my previous cleaner who donates her wage to her family in poverty and allowed me to cry on her shoulders more then once with no judgment and my current cleaner who brings her book box, smashes loud music and has small vulnerable honest chats with me about life while never shaming me over the state of my bathroom. For all the earth angels with their broom and spray and wipe disguises... you aint fooling me.

19.01.2022 The wait is finally over, Ive been teasing you with these belts literally forever. The inspo was and original 70s vintage belt made entirely of elastic similar to the elastic I use for my Mumtum skirts, the shape it gave me was incredible but the look not so much. I have since tried to rock the flowy dress and belt look and it never worked. Tight enough to actually give me shape and I got bulges, looses and the whole point was missed. ... I want to be relaxed and flowy and a boho queen but kill me for also wanting a waist. In fact Ive tried on a dress and asked my mates opinion who said yeah wear it if the look your going for is Ovaltine and then rocked the belt and she was like fuck, I take it back... you are one sexy ovaltine The wait time has largely been due to finding a manufacturer. These belts were custom made for us due to our need for inclusive sizes, they are elastic at the back so each size covers a few sizes if that makes sense, they range from 6-26. There are 2 styles available and they both come in brown and black which I wear black with any colour except black or white and I wear brown with Black and the lighter shades, But thats just me. Im fussy with colours so I had to do bothe. The rider is belt is thinner and pulls in the waist while adding some rockin roll and the wanderer belt works as a really good waist enhancer. Only available here, hope you love them like I do!!! https://www.queenthelabel.com.au/collections/belts

19.01.2022 Trying on my mates new line of clothes and I couldn’t help but by a few items. Freya is one of the most similar people to myself that I’ve ever met. The first time I met her I was blown away with her fun approach to life that has always had me in hysterics, she has ADHD, I remember hearing her get lectured by a guy she was seeing for not posting something she said she would post and she put her head down and said I’m so sorry. I got to the post office and then I got really ...Continue reading

19.01.2022 Happy Launch day Queens!!!!! Sorry I’m late, we had a technical issues that are all sorted now. Secrets out.... Queen the Label has searched far and wide and found the best period undies to bring to you. ... I know, you might not be into them. Watch the video, my whole life changed when I made the change, the idea of a pad in my undies or a tampon up the clacker now makes me sick. All the plastic that I’m saving is a bonus, they are so absorbent that you never get the sweaty vag (or itchy in my case thanks eczema) that pads give you. It’s just a much lovelier experience. My daughter Billie-Violet hasn’t got her period yet as you will see when she makes her debut appearance in this video but she asked me to buy her a bunch of these undies for when she does. She even told me to get her friends some because they all liked the idea of the undies over pads, tampons or cups, after seeing how comfortable they really are. Love Luna has agreed to doubling the donation we give to Rafiki and are also donating them 2000 pairs, which when you watch this video you will hear why is so important. And they have created us our very own wash bag!!!! That says To get blood from a throne Your blood is royal blood so of course we have a discount. If you just want to try them and grab one pair, awesome, if you want to grab more, 10% will be automatically taken off your purchase when you purchase 5 Love Luna items, either 5 pairs of undies or 4 pairs and a wash bag. So if it’s for you, your daughter, a Christmas present for your niece go and take advantage of these undies, you will thank me and you won’t ever have to buy tampons or pads again. The earth will love you and some very grateful girls in Kenya will have a smile on their faces. https://www.queenthelabel.com.au/collections/love-luna

18.01.2022 This has got to be the best part of my job. Showing you Queen The Labels finishes product. I like to think of our label as a solution based label. I think of amazing styles, consider why I cant wear things like that and I find the solution. ... As a 53-54 size 12 woman I have loads of problems, one being the length of pants which isnt a huge problem if you can take them up but thats part of the problem, compromise. I have had to compromise on every look that I ever wanted to wear, never wearing anything exactly as I want it. Say flares for example.. All Ive ever wanted was a pair of flared leggings, comfy enough to sleep in and cool enough to wear out.. Do you think I could find them? Of course not, they would either drag behind me or have the entire flare taken off when taken off!! But if Im gonna go to the trouble of designing Flared Leggings that come in 2 lengths- for average to short and average to long- (54 and smaller go the short legs, all taller go the taller pair) Then Im going to want really soft high waisted, comfortable and wide waist band, the perfect extra soft legging fabric that doesnt pill and.... leopard print. Just because. The Lenny Lenox leggings are dropping tomorrow, only here at ATL 12pm Melbourne time, 10am perth time!!

18.01.2022 One of my daughters has had 3 mates stay all weekend, one of my sons has had 1-2 mates stay all weekend, my mates took Snow for a night and I had their kids for a morning, we did river walks and gardening and drawing and skating, Rumi learnt what energy an Amethyst radiates and Snow learnt how to plant a vine from a clipping, while Raja learnt the word fuckhead Arlo and Snow and Raja and Denz have all slept in my bed to watch movies together for 3 nights in a row. Nothing ...accomplished and nothing suffered. These are the types of weekends Ill remember forever, the not much weekends. When you are asked what you did, not much but not nothing. Its something and its hilariously beautiful. To quote The Waifs these are the days that will not come again Take it in Ok so the housework suffered.

18.01.2022 In the morning Queens Kiss returns!!! With a huge sale!!!! 10am Melb, 7am perth Thursday Queens Kiss is restocked!!!! ... To celebrate this long awaited restock Queens can buy 2 and get 1 free!!! Just 9 hours to go and you can score all 3 colours for the price of 2 Only here.

18.01.2022 Here we go Queens!! Queen The Label's very first jumper!!! As usual the fabric and cut have been my ultimate goal with this jumper. ... I've seen stunning tall models with slighter frames then me wearing these cool as fuck jumpers that just drape all over their bodies in this cool Im wearing my hot boyfriends jumper because I look good in EVERYTHING jumpers. And Im like, me too babe!! So Id buy the same jumper and instantly looked like I was either going skiing or taken roids training for Olympic swimming (no offence to steroid abusers, god you can offend anyone these days!) So I have designed the ultimate slouch jumper so we can ALL be hot chicks in cool jumpers!!! The fabric is warm but thin, leaving no puff and the perfect drape. Here Im wearing a size 12, (which is my size) its designed big so if you want it more fitted size down and if you want ultimate slouch size up And of course the official, Im a rad bitch logo. Love you as always I hope you love them Available only through this link https://www.queenthelabel.com.au/collections/sweatshirts

17.01.2022 In life you get good bosses and shit ones. I was just thinking about how good mums are, of course its not all mums and not all the time.. But when it counts, it really fucking counts. ... Thinking about how desperately Ive needed my mum this month, so many people dont know what to say in a crisis but watching my mum so comfortably ask the uncomfortable questions, heal with what she believes are healing motherly boob hugs, love my co-sleeping needy kids like I do, I have really realised the in times of crisis my mum rocks. In fact my mum has even quit a job before because I was having such a terrible time of mothering 4 under 5. Her manager was so ridged with the casual shifts that even if she could find a replacement staff member to cover her shift, on a power trip he would say no. When trauma comes, everyone has a role to play, it could be a direct role, like our closest family and friends or it could be an indirect role by a boss who knows and understands that his employee needs to be there for her daughter and their kids without the pressure of her job being threatened. My mum has swapped days and shifts and done what she could, to turn a broken hearted little Raja, who must have felt suddenly ditched by his two doting parents all of the sudden for no reason. In to himself again. Only now with one extra person whos armpit he can snuggle under for his outrageous co-sleeping. I have been thinking, I must thank Rod, he has really helped And then I was like, -Na Ill write about him, the kindness of these indirect roles goes unrecognised much too often and maybe some other employers put their will see how their small decisions have huge impacts. And if any of you are ever passing the TAB in Fremantle, stick your head in and yell a hello to awesome mum and this stud of a boss Rod Chambers Love Con

17.01.2022 Just some tradey who doesn’t love his big sister at all, who doesn’t worry about his nieces and nephews or take them to swimming lessons every week. My mates always used to say to me, man your little brother will never meet a girl that’s good enough for you, your so protective of him I thought they were right, but I didn’t understand what it’s like to watch someone you love actually be in love.... The other day his phone beeped and as he read the message his face completely changed, as his big sister I can tell what his smiles mean, I know when his about to get angry and when I’m just about to cross the line and gross him out. But this text message, washed over his face and brought genuine happiness to my little brother. Like a sped up sunrise, it gave him a glow. Mum? I laughed. I dote on him, it’s true. I’ve changed the words to love songs so they said brother instead of lover since the week he was born and I was a 14 years old mesmerized by the fact that my mum had actually done something cool. As his grown I’ve learnt it’s not just me, everyone who meets him sees it, he’s just special. In fact the only times he gets angry at me is when I’m fighting with mum (which happens all the time) and he can’t help but stand up for her which makes me love him even more for how he loyally loves our mum. Today I asked him how his girlfriend is, so many boys his age roll their eyes at the ball and chain or automatically make a joke at their womans expense, or don’t actually even know how they are. But he said, she’s great, I love her so much. We just have so much fun together So will anyone ever really be enough for the golden boy? Hell yes. The smile she brings him makes her more then enough. When you see first hand families torn apart by lovers with control issues, lovers torn apart by Families in power trips. You realise how truly lucky you are when your loved ones hearts fall in the right hands An Earthquake came through my life recently, leaving only the really solid is still standing. Of course I always knew who it would be, what it would look like. Some tradey, pretending he doesn’t give a shit, turning up week in and week out with the twins swimming bags. And all he’s ever asked from me in return is to not blog about him.. cute.

17.01.2022 As a creative if Im not creating I get sick. I became so flat and down that I feel dead. I either close off to the world or cling onto someone to remind me Im alive. And thats always followd by a kind of obsessive manic state where I create everything and before I know it I have hot pink walls, a bright purple derelict boat in my from yard and have written a book on the paleo diet that Ive never been on. In order to avoid this low or erratic state of mind I allow myself... to create every single day, it gives me the feeling my husband describes after a surf, Im energised yet calmed and my mind is still yet inspired. I just love learning new things, doing YouTube Tuts, for years Ive been painting furniture and passionately redecorating rooms or even just benches to feel great. Learning to sew (terribly) and Ive always painted and drawn. This year Iv taught myself macrame and made these big random dream catchers full of all sorts of different materials, but my favourite new thing is making these little plant words. A good friend Yulia came to stay with me and taught me so much about plants recently Ive just been on a roll. I love those little plant terdarriums you see but new I could never create them, too delicate for me. So I started putting these little plant words together of plants and Crystals and styling them with a different person in mind. I get to play with all my favourite things, Crystals and Nature and people are literally my favourite things not to mention the Vodka thats in my arms while I make them. They make cheap yet meaningful presents, I made a friend a cactus grave yard world for his birthday because because he has a taste for the dark side, I made a friend an Angel Forest Draw World (not the catchiest name ) because shes a healer who works with Angels. And of course I made Snow, Snow World, which is full of unicorns and sparkly stones. She plays with it everyday, it kind of reminds me of a nature dolls house, obviously for kids Im making them bigger in half wine barrels so they can play with them. I really just wanted to share this in case anyones feeling flat or manic (please dont miss quote me and say Im encouraging bi polar patients to stop taking their meds because creatively cures all!!) Or lonely or uninspired or like they have lost their passions or identity. You might be a crazy quirky eccentric weirdo creative like me locked in four beige walls walls that have made your heart so bored its gone to sleep. Maybe its time to wake the lionsss up? Con

17.01.2022 Making a little shrine, Snow wanted me to make her a Barbie world so I did. I had to snap off her legs to get her in. Then feeling like the goddess of feminism was angry at me for supporting a single definition of beauty I balanced out my goddess brownie points by creating another one with the left over legs. That one symbolizes a woman in the earth with her legs spread and the magical earthy powers of crystals are coming out of her sacred vagina. ... BV was like What The Actual Fuck mum

15.01.2022 Holy shit guys. I am so sorry to those who missed out on the SHE-ODERANT thats just sold out in less then an hour!!!!! The good news is that this product is made in Australia which means the turn around time for more is really fast and Iv now put on a much bigger order that will be here in 2 weeks. ... If you wanted to get your hands (or pits) on some and missed out please follow this link and fill out the form to be the the first to be notified when QUEENIFYs SHE-ODORANT is back in stock!!! https://www.queenthelabel.com.au//she-odorant-3-pack-by-qu Now this is a birthday present!!!! I cant thank you enough for trusting me so much. A Queen just messaged best revenge to the haters is selling out of a new product immediately And to those who managed to grab one I hope you feel all the love thats been put into them

15.01.2022 QUEENIFY launches SHE-ODORANT Sold out temporarily but it will be back in stock within 2 weeks. If you go to this link https://www.queenthelabel.com.au//she-odorant-3-pack-by-qu there is a form you can fill to become the first informed when they are back. ... Thank you so much for your endless support, I hope that those who did score a tin feels the love inside them

14.01.2022 In case anyone missed Snows debut performance on my stories The pure heart. Ive noticed my kids are different around Snow, they fight with each other, they dont share, just typical siblings. But when they are with Snow theyre graced with patience, yesterday Arlo watched movies with Snow explaining the plot, Billie-Violet taught Snow her times tables and then gave her drawing lessons before falling asleep with Snow in her arms. Zeyke pretends to not notice her in his room when his friends are over instead of the instant kick out that the other kids get and Rumi spends his whole day checking on her. They know shes special, to gentle for this world, to kind for sibling rivalry, to sweet to be ignored. Bless little Snow, this is a song from her heart

13.01.2022 Denz and I listened to this last week and cried. I don’t usually share podcasts that I’m in, worried its a little too self indulged, it also helps me filter out interviewers that only want my interview to get to my Queens, as opposed to those who actually find me interesting. However this was a very personal interview. It occurred to me that things were said and tears were shed and people who have followed and loved me might not have had the chance to come to that place with ...us while people who don’t know us at all did. And that’s just not right. If you have a chance please listen, me and Mia have a great relationship with lots of respect and trust and I hope that shows xxx https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/no-filter/id995159486

13.01.2022 A few years ago I was wondering why my skin is always so angry. Its Red, Inflamed, itchy, dry and flakey. Sweat makes it worse, cold weather makes it worse, air conditioning makes it worse I felt like everything just enraged my skin. ...Continue reading

12.01.2022 Earlier this year I was asked to read a manuscript. Which is a huge honor considering the reading difficulties I grew up with, the truth is I’m still such a slow reader that when asked to read someone’s script, if I think it’s up my ally my husband reads it to me. Just as I rolled in primary school which my best mate reading out library books out loud to me at midnight so I didn’t miss out. ... Obviously I can read, but I am soooo slow. I’m a slow enough reader to without a doubt shock people when I tell them where I’m up to. I think this played a huge part it my academic downfall, I thrived until year 2 but from then on I just couldn’t keep up with absorbing information. So this manuscript came along, I knew of the author, she has quite the reputation around these tracks... and I knew she was an ally to the sisterhood so intrigued I agreed. Set it up on my laptop and waited for Denz to come to bed... But I thought I’d take a little squiz first.... and then I scrolled..... and then I scrolled.... Babe do you know what I did with my reading glasses? All the sudden I found myself reading passages to Denim, this was new information... not just regurgitated theories with a new spin on them. I found myself (and I’ve always said this is a sign of a good book) holding my phone in one hand and googling bathe author the entire time out of sheer intrigue. I learnt something about my body and my lost power as a woman and I’ve called on that knowledge most days ever since. And as a result, my career and creativity has improved more then any other time in my life, my relationships have all improved and I’ve been able to pass the knowledge on to other women to help them understand, accept and worth with themselves instead of against. Upon closing this book my first thought was Billie-Violet. Every young female needs a mother with a copy of this book. It’s written in a palpable way for teens to also absorb. In an hour I’m selling retailing in my shop the first ever book that was not published or written by me. That means that there is significantly less profits in it for me, especially because we are sticking to our Rafiki donation per book and offering another one as well. My motives are getting this knowledge into as many hands and homes as I can because we will be better for knowing it. Changing the narrative for an many queens as possible and recruiting as many young queens to the revolution (not cult.... this is sound a little culty ) the revolution of knowledge translates to power. See ya in 1 hour folks

10.01.2022 I wanted to wait until I knew more before I told you this or at least until Some shock wore off and I could articulate a sentence properly. But of course the media has found out and called the hospital to inform them they are breaking the story. However its not their story its not even my story to tell but I just wanted to let the supporters know that me and Denz appreciate so much what has happened. ... On Sunday arvo Denz went for a motorbike ride with his mate, he had a serious accident and was flown to Perth. At this point nobody knows anything. There is absolutely no way of telling what is going to happen. He is stable now and the most loved man in the world. We are blown away by the professionals who have teamed together to help him. For the children, his parents and Denzs sake the media just needs to leave us alone. Disgustingly I have heard a media network is driving down south to film our home. Just a bit of space for our family while we wait for more information with love and hope in our hearts is all I ask. It will be a long time before we know what the future holds for us but whatever that might be Ill be holding Denim as tightly as I always have. We are one, our hearts beat each others blood. Denzs love for his children is like nothing I have ever seen as he says its Oceans of the stuff. If you want to help us your loving energy is what we need now. Spend a moment sending the perfect cool wave full of healing power and love to Denz as I switch off off the internet for a while and focus on my soulmate. I love you Queens and so does Our Denz, we gotta have some energetic power in numbers like this.

10.01.2022 Its about time for some good news and I have a couple of things to say!! First of all, Denz had the best day hes had since the accident today, it wasnt just his physical health, something in his eyes has changed a bit of magic is back. If you watch my stories you will know there is a mutual obsession between Denz and Raja, they always slept in an airtight spoon and even though Im now his big spoon hes still crying out for Denz at night. ...Continue reading

10.01.2022 Denzs body is continuing to heal, all the doctors can tell me is its going to be a very long road So thats all I can repeat to people which is so frustrating, he did a real number on himself, with the back broken in 4 places and 7 ribs broken, 2 punctured lungs, a fractured shoulder and broken foot, then infections to fight its just a miracle hes here. ...Continue reading

10.01.2022 Launched now!!!! Leopard print flared leggings.. -In 2 lengths to avoid taking up hems that steal your flare!!! ... -Average to shorter and average to longer. Its best to look at the measuring chart to see what to buy but if it helps Im 53 (and a half) and the shorter ones sit as pictured. -The fabric was returned and upgraded twice until we found the perfect legging fabric, I wore these leggings for months before manufacturing to be 100% certain no piling at all. -Comfy enough to sleep in and sexy enough to go out in. -the waist comes the perfect place, the smallest part of your waist, that along with the waist band being the perfect mixer of strength to avoid falling and rolling and softness to avoid bulges. All together creates the legging to live in. THE LENNY LEGGINGS. Comfy clothes are no longer just for active or leisure wear, cool fuckers deserve comfort too. Out now, only here. https://www.queenthelabel.com.au//lenny-flared-leggings-le

10.01.2022 I have waited 8 years for this piece of Jewelry. It is the most stunning thing I have ever seen in my life. I first found Georgina from Blue lotus a year ago and fell in love with her Mystic Jewels, I had never see anybody put so much detail into their jewelry. ... I always saved a small amount of my dads ashes for a piece of jewelry that I could keep forever but hadnt met a jeweler that fit my needs. Then I saw Blue Lotus and Georginas work which already felt so close the the spirit world I know I could trust her with ashes from my dads body. And at roughly the same time my dads parents house was sold and some extra money came my way, he would have wanted me to do something that really made me happy with it. So off I sent them to her with some money and I never dreamt of what she would create. A rose and yellow and white gold ring, a topaz from Sweden in deep in colour, diamonds and pearls and angel wings, a visible place at the back to hold his ashes mixed with gold dust close to my skin. The detail is unfathomable, the result is other worldly, her kindness through the process has seen her and I become close friends. If ever their was a magic woman it is her and I know she was sent to me as the perfect woman for the job. Ive shed a few tears of gratitude Georgina but nothing will ever express it in words. I just cant believe its mine. As I said I paid for her services, thats the least she deserved so I am not under any obligations to tell you about her but if anyone out there has a similar passion for incredible jewelry you must go and follow her Instagram here https://instagram.com/bluelotusdesignsaus

09.01.2022 Thanking god that my daughter came along and said you look scary to snap me out of the dramatic pout faces that you guys did not need to see.. After an instant sell out... Queens kiss is restocked on Thursday Yes BV.... you’ve effortlessly stolen the show...

08.01.2022 I still cannot believe I actually own something as incredible as this. It is the most beautiful man made object I have ever laid my eyes on and to know that my dads ashes are set amongst gold dust and Opal dust in epoxy behind the ring so they literally touch my finger all day every day feels like Ive gone back 8 years and received one more hug. Sometimes I dont feel like I deserve something this beautiful but then I think of the incredible jeweler @bluelotusdesignsaus an...d how much she wanted me to be happy and that sits well with me. She is from another world and the fact that our paths (or posts) crossed means it was all meant to be. But my gosh this leaves me speechless many many times a day. https://instagram.com/bluelotusdesignsaus

08.01.2022 And we are live now!!!! The long awaited return of the Crown Tee Everyones favorite Tees and Tanks. ... Specifically designed to flatter the arms and neck line, the softest fabric creates the perfect drape, not to mention our very own I shall always stand by my sisters logo. Today I want you to Tag your mates in this post, because I am giving away 5 Tees to Queens anywhere in the world and another 5 to Queens in Melbourne, just wanting to brighten up someones day as the Groundhog yet another day at home. So tag away sisters and follow this link because, Tees and Tanks in both colours are our most requested item in the shop and they have only returned today!!! Con https://www.queenthelabel.com.au/collections/tees

08.01.2022 Billie-Violet pierced her little ski jump nose yesterday. It looks beautiful, she let me photograph her and I looked at the picture she literally took my breath away. As more people including yourself begin to notice your face Miss Violet, I feel obliged to remind you that I’ve loved it since it sat right in the middle of a huge bald head, was covered in baby acne and had three chins where other baby’s had a neck. ... Oh people will call you beautiful every day sweet girl and you may feel guilt for enjoying it, vain for encouraging it or scared of losing it. But take it from the woman who gave birth to that little round head and watched the other heads turn and has seen the people call you cute, then pretty and now beautiful, the woman who may one day see you called mum, granny or little old woman. The heads that matter never stop turning.... pierce your nose, cut your hair, encourage the attention, grow old, gain weight, do it all, do it your way... Just don’t fear the loss of this temporary thing called beauty. It’s goes. It really goes. The smooth skin and the and naturally dark hair go... And in their place remains a beautiful iridescent glow, a glow that I’ve seen since the day your dark eyes opened to the outside of my body for the first time, a glow that’s followed you from your last life to the next.... a glow that is blinding glow to those who see it. The best part about your glow is that while the whole world can see a pretty face or a silver stud in ski jump nose, only the worthy get to see the glow and you special one get to know that those who still nurture your heart have hearts worth nurturing and souls that glow. That is your true beauty and that is yours to keep. From the mouth of the first woman to see that glowing face and if the gods allow will still be loving it when it’s cover’d in a sea of silver hair..... and that wonder in your eyes turns to wisdom. And you share that trail of golden glow with every breath you take.

08.01.2022 Just a little bit of narcissism for your Wednesday morning. Excuse me for a second, I had my eyebrows done yesterday and have put fake eyelashes on and was a little blown away by how chic I looked.... Queens Kiss restock tomorrow!!!!! And for any of those sneaky you’ve had your lips done! Comments, here is your answer ... Ps I have no idea why Denim has rave music on in the background

08.01.2022 On my way back to home to Margaret River for the first time without my partner in crime, life, love, eternity. Its killing me and if I didnt have my mum driving Id probably cry the whole way. But this is life now, my heart will be in two places for as long as it takes. Leaving me half hearted at all times.... About a month ago I said to Denz, I miss you, you dote on Raja all day and I feel like your never present with me anymore, he sleeps right on your chest so we barely get to cuddle in bed Denz stared at Raji, kissed him again and said Raja is you. Thats why I love him so much So Im holding onto that while we are apart. Raja is in my bed, in my car, on my hip. Raja is Denim, so my heart wont always feel this torn.

08.01.2022 Today I was awarded Wonder Woman of the year at a ball at the Crown, it was very fancy and I was very honored to be given the opportunity to accept it and speak publicly about women, why we need each other and domestic violence. I was also bloody stoked to be talking in my home town in front of my mates for the first time and for the very first time on front of my mum. Pretty sure she was dam proud. Now me and Denz are going for a swim and we just realised how long it’s been... since we had a child free night. Some days are shit, but some days are bloody good. Shout out to Barbara Mcnaught for picking me as their Wonder Woman for 2020. I accept this award on behalf of my mate who recently lost the case in charging her perpetrator of domestic violence due to. Technicality. You know who you are xxxx Con

07.01.2022 Product launch!! First one Ive done in my car but fuck, logistics are hard atm. Queenify introduces CALM-BALM A soothing, cooling balm for anyone whos skin tends to inflame, react and go red or itchy or dry like mine has my whole life.... This the chill factor for angry skin!! For anywhere on your body and face, ears, hairline -other places at the video will tell lol A little Denz update in their too. Love you guys https://www.queenthelabel.com.au/collections/queenify

07.01.2022 Dear Dad, Since you left.... They say a bit of you dies when you lose a parent. I was never one to believe that crap until you left. ...Continue reading

07.01.2022 Big apologies to The Sun... I was going to share their article so they could make some money on it with clicks... But then I realised I couldnt really be bothered, Im to busy being a lazy bitch on the couch hoping that one of the 5 blokes whos about to come over and shag me before my 7 kids come home knocks me up again. Now this is living ... Next Time Sun.

07.01.2022 Snow farted in a bucket, Bear goes over and sniffs it... She responds with, Bear why do you think I put that fart in the bucket? Because it was a private fart. Not for you to sniff! And if that doesnt define being a lady I dont want to be one.. ... In other news tomorrow we launch Queen The Labels biggest sale EVER!!! The Warehouse sale!!!Between 25-40% off everything!!! Absolutely everything including some previously sold out favorites that we found during our stock take!!!! We are moving warehouses and the less we need to move the better so the discount is huge!!!! And stock wont last. And its with a full heart that I once again can announce that your support of Queen the label has been so unbelievable this year that we have just made the donation of $49k to RAFIKI Mwema!!! That money helps train staff in child trauma, it helps feed children who live on the streets of Kenya, it houses sexually abused children, helps them heal, educates them, pays for reconstructive surgery and so so much more. All thanks to you guys and the angels that work, live and breath Rafiki Mwema. You are game changers Queens The donations continue with the sale tomorrow so do not forget to log in and grab your favourite QTL This week I am giving away 5 mystery packs of Queen The Label to 5 mysteriously cool cunts. Tag that bitch for her chance to win and Ill see you tomorrow or the biggest sale we have ever had!!! 9am Melbourne time. 7am Perth time. 11am NZ. Middnight London if any of you naughty fuckers are still awake Love ya!!! Me and the bucket farting super Snow shall see you tomorrow!

06.01.2022 Out now!! Queens Kiss is back and we are giving away 1 free shade when you buy 2 Only here https://www.queenthelabel.com.au/

06.01.2022 The order for the bralette’s/sexy singlet tops was 4 times the size as our last order so I was confident that they wouldn’t sell out straight away... And they did at least last a couple of hours!!!!! At Queen The Label, I create the products, products I’ve been dreaming of and could never find. ... I have an idea and a few people who’s opinions I like to run it past, some items I just know and don’t bother getting any opinions. Others I like to hear from my best mate who is arm paranoid, my sister who has always had an eye for fashion and also carries weight in the opposite places to me, me being top heavy and her being bottom. And my mum who worked in fashion boutiques when she was young but was the first to teach me that fashion means fuck all if it’s not flattering. Shape always comes first. I then bring my impossible idea to the dreamteam of manufactures who turn the dream into a reality. They consist of woman of all ages and with all body shapes, some who focus on fashion, some who know everything there is to know about tailoring, fabrics and so on. With a special mention to Wendy who is my main woman in turning my weird drawings and badly photo shopped images and snippets of fabric with poorly written directions into what we sell today. She is the one who gets as excited as I do with final samples OMG WE DID IT!!!!! Of course plus sizes and inclusive sizes and flattering clothes have all been done before, but I have never been drawn to them. They always felt so token My passion lies in clothes that don’t just include bigger sizes, but that look hot as fuck in them. Everyone has a shape, some are bigger and some are smaller, some carry weight in bums, chins, boobs and some carry none. But everyone has a sexy side and when I put on my clothes I go from trying to talk my way out of the age old narrative that I need to lose some weight to feeling like a curvy vixen who wouldn’t change a thing. Plus sizes to me always felt like bigger women being allowed to wear smaller women’s clothing in their own size, they never looked anywhere near as rockin roll as they could in the catalogues to me. I try and make Queen The Label clothes that look good on all sizes, they give women of all sizes conviction and the feeling that they belong in these clothes. I don’t design clothes to help any women of any sizes blend in or fade away. And the rapid sell outs have proven that none of you want to. And for that I am very grateful. Thank you Queens, placing another order of these, a much bigger order again. As we grow so does our donations to Rafiki and so does our ability to help other Queens, you have my word. Thank you forever and ever.

05.01.2022 Introducing QUEENIFY!!! Our very new label that collaborates with expert Queens who will be supplying and helping me create beautiful products for you!! Its launch day and its a complete coincidence that a) its my birthday and b) all the comments on the media sites are saying I smell!!!! Honestly, its a divine intervention, you will have to watch this video to see why!! ... We Launch Queenify with its very first product, SHE-ODORANT A 3 in 1 natural deodorant, that cleanses your armpits, moisturizes them and leashes them with an oil blend that Im thinking is going to have to be the official Queen scent. I designed these oils to ease Queens anxiety, to uplift and energize them, to bring some more sexual goodness into their bodies and to help them stand in their own power and it smells like newborn unicorn breath. Honestly. Massive shout out to Modern Hippie who is the founding collaborator and supplier to me of this incredible product, she make my dream come true. Free of nasties, all natural, vegan and cruelty free, even the tins are aluminum free (and 100% recyclable) One tip, dont close the jars too tight because they can get really tight and I dont know about you guys but something inside me refuses to ask a bloke to open a jar Finally the snake, I had no idea some people would be so triggered by a snake on the logo and I am sorry for that. The snake is an important creature for me, I put them in a lot of my art and have a big snake back tattoo. They symbolize transformation, shedding of the things that hold us back, rebirth. These are the things that keep me going, keep me knowing that its never too late to change and grow. I couldnt have thought of a better symbol for QUEENIFY. Watch the video for all the info, god Ive squeezed a lot into this 9 minute video Tins of SHE-ODORANT are $12.95 or 3 for $29.95 and that includes your donation to Rafiki. Only available here!!! https://www.queenthelabel.com.au/collections/queenify

04.01.2022 Still feeling resentment towards Denz after the threesome he engaged in without my permission in my dream last night. The worst part was that when I half woke up and wriggled in for a reassuring snuggle Raja pushed me off and screamed nooo my Denim! It reminded me of the time Raja breast fed off a local Balinese village woman while I swam in a waterfall.. ... They may not be intentionally betraying me but these two definitely need a lesson or two in loyalty towards their Queen

03.01.2022 Smug bitch post alert. Im so very very spoilt. As Ive gotten older celebrating my birthday has become less and less important to me, accepting presents made me feel uncomfortable, the kids made me constantly tired and then I moved to a new town with fuck all mates anyway and I well and truly stopped any celebrations....Continue reading

03.01.2022 Im so sorry that I havent kept you guys informed and I know you have been so concerned about our Denz. Its just been the hardest week and the answers havent been as simple to get after Denims motorcycle accident as they always seem to be in the movies. Trauma can happen in the blink of an eye yet healing seems to take forever ...Continue reading

03.01.2022 Ive been working on a new label instead of just clothes for almost a year and tomorrow I finally get to share it with you all!!! 12 WA time, 2 Melb time Ill put up a video and tell you all about it!!

02.01.2022 The relaunch has kicked off with a massive sale!!!! Queens Kiss is officially back in stock after an instant sell out and months of waiting. And to celebrate its on special, buy 2 colours and get your third one free!!! ... So it’s would be criminal to not grab yourself every colour of this balmy textured lipstick that dries in a Matte finish. You’ll never use another brand again.. https://www.queenthelabel.com.au/collections/queens-kiss-1

02.01.2022 Guess whats finally coming back tomorrow morning..... The perfect cut and fabric Tees and Tanks with our distressed trademark Crown in washed out black and off white.... 9am Melbourne time, 7am Perth time. ... Size up for rockstar chic and size down for figure hugging g sex appeal See you in the morning!!!!

02.01.2022 This is my favourite stone, it’s a Green Fluorite sphere, beautiful to look at. It wasn’t until I was sitting in the sun with my crystals one day and had to go suddenly so I put them all in a cupboard that I noticed how magic it really is. I jumped when I looked down and saw the brightly glowing mini universe moon in my cupboard. ... This stone glows brightly for a long time. I’ve seen luminescent stones glow with UK lights but the drop the glow instantly when the UV light is turned off, I’ve also seen rare phosphorescent stones that hold light for a few seconds after it’s been turned off. But I’ve never seen a stone glow like this, not even on the internet. It traps the light for a really long time. The more I’ve looked in to it the further away from understanding I feel. Ideally I’d like someone to tell me why it glows (and where I can get more in every colour) The kids all have their eye on this stone at first I thought I’d buy them all one, but alas I’ve bought the state out in green fluorite and not the slightest glow to be seen I shared this secret obsession on my stories last night and all the Queens are as blown away by this mystery as I am...

02.01.2022 Todays the day guys. After a grueling 6 weeks Denz is being discharged into my care for weekend release from the trauma rehabilitation ward. Hes devastated that I have to bring him back on Sunday but Im like ... mate I all but said goodbye to you for 2 weeks!! I even made the decision that I will never love again and wear nothing but black until I die. Bringing you out for 2 nights is a miracle for me The OT asked me if I had any questions about intimacy post traumatic injury and I was like actually weve already crossed that bridge, by drawing the curtains, not because we were looking for an exciting public place to fuck, but because the only time Denz has been aloud out of his carers sight is when Im there, he couldnt even shower alone so I knew he hadnt even been able to have a cheeky masti and obviously I missed his...... Sorry thats probably a little... She laughed and said, ok well just remember due to his spinal condition him lying down and you on top of him is the best way to keep him safe And I thought ... hmmm me on top.. For 6 weeks now Ive juggled 6 kids in two different homes and towns, spending every possibly second tending to my catastrophically injured husbands needs then returning to work full time... And somehow its the thought of going on top that has just pushed me off the cliff of exhaustion. Plus I have eaten nothing but caramilk chocolate and goldern Kitcats for 6 weeks... aint nobody safe underneath me, let alone this poor bloke who already has 6 broken ribs... we will have to sort something else out... And I replied, of course Believe what you will, but every time I have updated publicly about Denzs condition the following day when I arrived to the hospital he had made a hugely significant improvement. I believe our combined energy has a lot to do with this weekend that Im cherishing so much and the fact that Denzi will returns to me, even better then new.

01.01.2022 Dear doctor. I haven’t been able to shake the feeling I’ve had since our appointment. My husband and I have seen a lot of doctors lately, but I think we both know that this is for you. Amongst other things, My husband is a registered drug addict. ...Continue reading

01.01.2022 I get laughed at so often for my lack of follow through with punishments the kids. And if I dare defend myself my kids turn around and with one throw to the head of their sibling at IGA with an Apple contradict everything I’ve said. I probably praise them too much, someone once said to me kids of today get rewarded for taking a shit as I had just sniffed my babies arse and had to quickly stop myself from saying well if that isn’t the biggest and cleverest poo!!! Anythin...g I’ve ever accomplished in my life has been due to the inspiration I’ve had from encouraging words and any strong lessons I’ve learnt were from natural consequences, cheat=get dumped, call in sick at the best job you’ve ever had at 8am on a Saturday coz your still munted=get fired. Be a shit friend=have nobody to come over and make your laugh when you’re fired and dumped. Lectures and punishments might have made sense at the time but my mates parents made us wash their car for 2 hours because we snuck out at 4am that morning to watch the sunrise. They even asked us to have a good think about things while doing it. Apart from wandering how the the fuck the sun was out when it hadn’t risen that morning (my dear mum explained that we live in the west and only get beach sunsets) I spent the two hours thinking about all the reasons I didn’t like this mates parents I suppose these things subconsciously shaped my parenting. My views were just unforced with Arlo, he loves meditating with Denz or rearranging crystals with me, even getting into Chinese Horriscopes last week at school. He’s just been so beautiful these last few days. If you were driving past me you would have through Raja was giving birth the way he was screaming in his car seat and Arlo was just stoking his hair, thinking of the way he stood up from Snow the previous day when some kids through a rock at her head and has generally just been divine and I told him, Mate your brothering has been on point these last few days And he told me, oh that’s because I’m a rabbit. Rabbit? I asked. Chinese year of the rabbit, we protect, help and care fore our loved ones So just reading one paragraph about how great he is has made the difference in his behaviour for a whole week that every lecture or removal of an Xbox and so on that’s I’ve tried most of his life...... Can’t help but wonder if the issue is bigger then Arlo and the year of the Rabbit..... Crime rates. Relationships. Work preformance. Everyone can keep on laughing at my doting, praising, sometimes going off and then apologizing ways. Until my kids hurt someone, I’ll be sticking to them. Pick chosen by my Rabbit