Cool cool cool in Geelong, Victoria | Coffee shop

Cool cool cool

Locality: Geelong, Victoria

Address: 223 Yarra Street - off Verner 3220 Geelong, VIC, Australia

Website: http://instagram.com/coolcoolcoolcafe

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• Vegetarian/Vegan Restaurant
• Bagel shop

25.01.2022 Just your friendly neighbourhood Humans Drink Coffee alumni, sipping on a piccolo and rocking some dope ear-hangers from the very talented @mymee_loves_designs I’m not serving coffee out of glassware again just yet. Don’t get too excited. We’re still on this apocalyptic nonsense. #specialtycoffee #geelongcafe #geelongcoffee #geelongcreatives #palmtree #earringsoftheday #goodvibesonly #highmaintenance #jewellerydesign #jewellerydesigner #vain #bish #piccolo #retroaesthetic #geelongsmallbusiness

25.01.2022 FROM 11AM until gone. Plant-based parmi subs. You best believe these will hit ALL the spots. Something something I am the walrus

24.01.2022 Nothing like allowing a warm glass of Biscoffee to make sweet love to your soul on these winter mornings. Ask for a Biscoff latte for an infusion of Belgian cookie buttery goodness in your next milky boi. Is vegan friendly and pretty darn sexy, ngl. @lotusbiscoffau #biscoff #cookiebutter #latte #cafe #winterishere #specialtycoffee #geelong #veganlove

24.01.2022 Updated menu, September 2020. Thanks for keeping us open through the first six months

23.01.2022 Any OGs remember the VLT from Humans Drink Coffee? Anyway, it’s a vegan BLT. House-marinated smoked maple bacon with cheese, chilli mayo, lettuce and tomato (shocker) between white bread with a side of crisps. Could also throw-in some avo if you feel like getting crazy up in this bish. There‘s only one loaf of serves available today, so get in quickly after 11am if your fancy be tickled, me hearties

20.01.2022 You may have noticed a lack of banana bread at cool^3. Weeell our supplier decided to change their banana bread recipe to something less vegan. Which was stupid. So now we gotta make it in house. BLERGH add it to the list. Anyway, said house-made banana bread is now in stock if anyone needs a fix

20.01.2022 Unfortunately, with my new awning STILL not having been installed (it’s getting silly at this point), I’ve decided to close today due to heavy rainfall predicted throughout. I don’t want y’all to catch a cold and I can’t stand watching my beloved customers freak out as they attempt to dodge moist sky-bullets. Cool cool cool will be back open tomorrow from 7.30, but closed next Monday, as mentioned previously. Stay dry!

20.01.2022 Feeling helpless? Lockdown got you frownin’? Come grab a @kindnessbar and save some animals while you sip on the best dang soy latte this side of Coolangatta.

19.01.2022 INSTAGRAM-ONLY SPESH They told me it shouldn’t be done. But Cohen, burgers are for buns and bagels are for bastrami, you bumbling baboon they sneered, from their self-made pedestals of bread pairing superiority. Well I’ve once again showed the world that I’m terrible at taking advice, and now YOU can reap the benefits. For today only (and maybe another time if people are into it) I’ve a limited number of cheeseburgels available for preorder. Send a message on Instagram with a pick-up time before 2pm and I shall hook y’all up (until sold-out). With lettuce, tomato, a plant-based beef patty, cheese, pickles, diced white onion and cool cool cool special sauce, this’ll have you saying ‘aw yeah, nah, this isn’t a burger ey’ Happy grand final day. Binge drink responsibly

18.01.2022 Another fun update on hours! As much as I’ve appreciated my sleep-ins, the station car park is filling up again sooo ... less sleep-ins for me. Which is fine. Everything is fine.

18.01.2022 Y’all like muffins? Kids of all ages are going crazy for these bad boys. Always plant-based, baked daily and available until eaten. Which is pretty quickly some days because, as previously mentioned, these are making the b-boys and flygirls of Geetroit throw their hands in the air. Ah yeah, like they just don’t care. Pictured is the strawberry and coconut variety. Doy.

18.01.2022 Due to a malfunctioning barista, cool cool cool is closed today. Please see story for more info Many apologies.

17.01.2022 Did you know that you can ask to drink your coffee from a cup? With a handle? Well you can. You couldn’t for awhile there, but you can now. That’s literally all I wanted to say with this post. You expect too much from me.

16.01.2022 A few people have been asking and yes, keep cups are fine, as long as they’re clean. Which is a general rule anyway, you savages. Caring about your environmental footprint is cool again. As always, there’s a 20c discount when you BYO vessel. $20 surcharge when you hand me a CUPFUL OF FILTH. Don’t @ me.

15.01.2022 I don’t think my last post about hours was super clear (also things have been changed up a little) so here’s a visual aid. Please note the earlier closing time, most importantly 1pm today because I still need to buy presents but also nap because THE HOLIDAY SEASON IS VERY TIRING GIVE ME A BREAK PLZ

15.01.2022 Thanks for the birthday presents, Nan and Pa. Very on brand. Literally @teeshack.geelong

15.01.2022 While the Dr Turk has been put to bed (I can still make something similar if you have a mad craving), the Fat Tony has taken its place. House-made marinara sauce, plant-based pepperoni, mozzarella, red onion and rocket within a toasted bagel. Come grab one from Tuesday or you’ll be sleeping with the fishes, seeThat was a lazy mobster reference, not a threat. This one had spinach too, because I wanted extra green. But I went overboard and there were too many greens. It didn’t taste red enough. Because it was so green.

14.01.2022 So after selling out of sandwiches, the VLT special became a bagel special. And it’s available again at the mo. Today and tomorrow and maybe the next day but idk. Come get your fake-on

13.01.2022 Sometimes you get busy and forget to fix your sign and then ol’ mate Tyler from @teeshack.geelong shows up and is like ‘yo, want me to hook you up with some sticky boys for your light guy?’ and then he cuts up some vinyl aaand before you know it, a few weeks later, Bob’s your nephew. Nice work, Tyler from @teeshack.geelong hit the man up if you need some stuff on some shirts or whatever. #coolcoolcool #signage #signwriting #tshirts #tshirtdesign #specialtycoffee #screenprinting #geelongsmallbusiness #veganonaladder #licensetoill

12.01.2022 Heyooo! Just a post to inform you that cool cool cool is open as usual today (Geelong Cup) and Friday (day before Geelong wins the cup) with NO public holiday surcharge also, say nup to the cup and whatever because gambling on horses is dumb. Horses are majestic. Are the ponies even still racing this year? Idk, not going to look it up, don’t @ me.

11.01.2022 Mama told me not to play with my food, but she never said anything about photographing it. Sunny day bagels and booch on a strip of fake grass beside a daycare centre - because you’re an adult and you can do whatever hipster bollocks that tickles your fancy on a Thursday.

10.01.2022 OHSHITCHRISTMASISNEXTWEEK. Everyone likes coffee. Buy them this. 250g bag of Campos Superior beans and a big Keep cup for $30. Throw-in a gift card for however many coffees you please, depending on how generous you want to be. Idk maybe a thousand? I recommend a thousand coffees. Cool. These are strictly limited, so ... dash on over here like a reindeer being chased by a cheetah. Or a snow leopard? Or Santa when it’s been a slow year and the big boy gotta eeeeeat

10.01.2022 ‘Twas fun while it lasted

08.01.2022 If you don’t bagel we ain’t gonna gel, bae. That works. Just don’t read it aloud. ‘ooh, smashed avo’ on everything bagel

08.01.2022 NOW OPEN SUNDAY MORNINGS Ok listen up because these are a little weird. I’m trialling new opening hours and they’re kinda all over the place at first glance: MON 7.30-3... TUES-FRI 7-3 SAT 7.30-3 SUN 7.30-11 Cool? Cool. Cool cool cool.

08.01.2022 This kitty came by for a pre-vet cuppa the other day. Ordered a catpurrcino and I was like, hey, I appreciate wordplay as much as the next guy but I think you’re getting carried away IN OTHER NEWS it was lovely seeing your faces on Sunday mornings, but I’m shelving the 7 day work week for the moment. Apologies. Luckily there are another 372 coffee shops in central Geelong See y’all Monday!

06.01.2022 Austin & Schnitsky - the tag team no one asked for. This isn’t a menu item, mainly because I can’t justify charging $18 for a bagel. But you know what it IS? A thirst trap. Come eat a bagel this week, you hopeless hornbag

05.01.2022 Suns out, buns out. On these chairs. Because you can do that now maybe? Idk. Just cover your face. No one wants to see that. Still waiting on the awning to be replaced anyway, bagels, brews, Battlestar Galactica. This caption is a mess. Much love to you all

05.01.2022 Got a couple tables now. Good for sitting at and resting your forearms. End of Instagram post. #dog

04.01.2022 CHRISTMAS HOURS I’ll be closed Christmas Day & Boxing Day (4 day weekend) as well as New Year’s Day & whatever the hell you call the day after New Year’s Day (also a 4 day weekend). January 2nd? Yeah, that. Reopening on January 4th to resume Mon-Sat trade. Thank you for buying coffees and bagels this year. It’s been absolutely whack but y’all have kept this little ship afloat, through all of my personal dramas and your own feelings of 2020 instability, and I’m humbled by t...he patronage of all those who’ve taken a risk by handing over their precious gold to a sleepy caffeine dealer living in a little box beside a daycare. Ok, I don’t live here, but I’ve thought about it. May your 2021 be exactly what you hoped 2020 would be

04.01.2022 I hate Mondays so much that I’ve decided to eliminate them for the remainder of 2020. Please don’t hate me

03.01.2022 I’ve recently noticed some very funny mémés being shared by local coffee shops. Thought I’d give one a try! Sorry that I haven’t been posting much fun cafe stuff, my phone camera has been poopy and using my nice camera feels like too much effort. Also I’ve been busy? Idk why I’m apologising to you. This is a business page. I’m only shooting myself in the foot by not taking more photos of beans. If you want more bean photos, comment ‘show me the bean’

03.01.2022 Open til 12 this Queen’s Birthday Monday Crushing pretty hard on Lizzie rn. I’m so lonely.

01.01.2022 Saturday specials are BACK from tomorrow. Shall be announced in the morning. Spoiler alert: it’s a plant-based Parmi sub. Just couldn’t be bothered making a graphic