The Cruntburgers | Musician/band
The Cruntburgers
Phone: +61 400 918 785
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25.01.2022 We’ve had a few new likes on our page today. What happened, did one of us die? Was it me? I’ve always suspected that hell would look like the Woolies meat department.
24.01.2022 Getting our pre gig stretches done, fuck you salad, smell yas at the retreat ey?
23.01.2022 Merry Sunday. https://youtu.be/mOXPjV1y51o
21.01.2022 If youre around Brunswick on Saturday were playing this shindig at The Spotted Mallard. If youre not around Brunswick were not talking to you. Fuck off. Were on at 8:30, wear something nice. https://www.facebook.com/events/290832311577507/?ti=ia
21.01.2022 Oh the ironing!
20.01.2022 Bendigo Hotel are running some sweet drink specials tonight if you wanna drown your sorrows and/or mourn the loss of that chick from Savage Garden or whatever. Smell ya there.
20.01.2022 Tell us were pretty.
20.01.2022 Being good and sounding good are two different things.
18.01.2022 Weve had a few new likes on our page today. What happened, did one of us die? Was it me? Ive always suspected that hell would look like the Woolies meat department.
18.01.2022 Dear salad, Suck our filthy dicks. Sincerely,... The Cruntburgers.
18.01.2022 What a trooper, truly inspirational.
18.01.2022 Skin Speculum, out 2019.
17.01.2022 This is fun. Has anyone checked the last train out of Sydney?
17.01.2022 Sucked in, dickhead.
15.01.2022 Wed do some sort of fundraiser for the bushfires but were not sure we could offer anything that anyone would actually want. So....... as you were.
15.01.2022 Throwing a cheeky mid-weeky at Bendigo Hotel, were gonna spray our furry eggnog on ya faces. Merry Cruntsmas, cunce!
14.01.2022 Mushroom season starts today. Happy picking, everyone! #ThatsInteresting #RoyalBaby #JustinBeiber
14.01.2022 We start making our new album today...
12.01.2022 Okay guys, this is probably the most important vote youll take part in this week. Is this song about barbecues or sucking dicks? Vote in the comments below.
10.01.2022 Its ok to say no... to salad.
09.01.2022 Todays the day, cunts, party kicks off at midday, were on at half 8. Weve got some new shit to cram down ya throat but dont worry, well still play Anal for you perverted fucken rectum lords. Smell ya there. https://www.facebook.com/events/290832311577507/?ti=ia
09.01.2022 Throwing a cheeky mid-weeky at Bendigo Hotel, we’re gonna spray our furry eggnog on ya faces. Merry Cruntsmas, cunce!
09.01.2022 Get porked, cunce.
09.01.2022 Fuck, wrong Stiller.
08.01.2022 We do weddings.
08.01.2022 Crazy's been in the band now for going on 3 years I think and it's taken us this long to take a band photo. Photo by Paul Connelly at One Lone Duck Photography Hamilton. Cheers, Duck!
08.01.2022 The person who ate this Parma stands against salad and demands a change. #ITSOKTOSAYNO #THEPERSONEATINGTHISPARMASTANDSAGAINSTSALADANDDEMANDSCHANGE
06.01.2022 This machine can almost suck its own dick, and when I was 22 I got involved in the Russian mafia.
05.01.2022 This is tomorrow, fuck your Xmas shopping, come to the pub instead.
05.01.2022 Got something to plug? We can do your jingle! https://soundcloud.com/andrew-p/chicken-parmas-radio-jingle
04.01.2022 We’ve got a new song! Smash it in your ear holes like some sort of aural dildo. If you like it and wanna hear us play it live come to Whole Lotta Love on Feb 13 and see us be drunk/high on an abnormally high stage for a small venue. https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/ADJGzsqFxAi9JEcN9
04.01.2022 Do your stretches and lube up, Hamilton, we won't be gentle.
04.01.2022 It is with a heavy heart that we would like to announce that we are still a band. Our condolences to music lovers everywhere. Lol jk we dont have hearts... FUCK ALL YALL.... See ya next month, snowflakes.
03.01.2022 We dont have any money. Idiots
02.01.2022 Do orphans get upset when you call them a motherfucker or are they not fussed?
02.01.2022 We’d do some sort of fundraiser for the bushfires but we’re not sure we could offer anything that anyone would actually want. So....... as you were.
01.01.2022 Do you ever walk away from gigs feeling insecure and thinking fuck, I wish my band was as good as them? Do you wish you could see a band and not feel this way? Then come to The Retreat tonight and walk away thinking fuck, at least Im not in Ferocious fucking Chode. Ferocious Chode https://www.facebook.com/events/2017984855116599??ti=ia
01.01.2022 AUDIENCE ENGAGED.
01.01.2022 Hamilton! Were cuming to play for you! Now if only you sheep fingering dong sniffers can keep your dicks out of your cousins for long enough to actually make it to the pub.
