Crusty crabs takeaway in Gateshead | Fast food restaurant

Crusty crabs takeaway

Locality: Gateshead

Phone: +61 478 438 745

Address: 22 Redwood Cres 2290 Gateshead, NSW, Australia

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24.01.2022 looking for a doctor during these times can be hard thats why our resident Doctor, miss diagnosed will be in tomorrow from 10-6 to serve your needs

23.01.2022 UPCOMING! Crusty Crabs will be hosting Lincoln Park, when the debut their new album "WHAT HES DONE". They will be performing some of their songs including: 1. Dumb 2. One More Fight 3. Runaway 4. Don't Stay... 5. Where I Belong 6. Break the Habit 7. What I've Done 8. AND MANY MANY MORE!!!!! Join us for all the action, as we lift the roof off the house(and the doors). There will be plenty of noise, shouting and yelling.

23.01.2022 Tune in to big brother to find out who is evicted from the house and made homeless by mum next!

21.01.2022 Now in stock You've got crabs a game of secrets

20.01.2022 The drought is broken. Praise the lord!!!

19.01.2022 Due to current coronavirus restrictions and recommendations, theres gonna be some changes around here. - There will only be takeaway orders - There will no longer be crabs on the menu - Headlice checks will be carried out once a week at the school office sick bay - Bathing will now be increased to once a year... - There is now soap in the toilet - Extra flannels have been purchased for sanitary purposes - The fridge has been defrosted for the first time in 20 years - We have taken the unprecedented measure of washing school uniforms - anyone who exhibits itchy scalp, or potatoes growing on their neck will need to have their hair checked with a ballpoint pen and be seen by our counsellor -To maintain social distancing, we will be discontinuing golden showers and only one person will be permitted to be in a sleeping bag at once. - The housing commission have recommended that to maintain social distancing there be a maximum of 1 adult and 3 kids in a 4 bedroom house. - There should only be a maximum of 10 social workers present at one time. This means that social workers will need to be counted as they enter and exit crusty crabs and if there are more than 10 they will need to queue on the front lawn - The kids have been suspended from school to avoid contact with other children and also avoid any cognitive development and acquiring any pathogens such as social skills. We are sad to announce these measures, but are doing our best to ensure that crusty crabs is open to the public and especially questionable men. The door is always open and so are we!

18.01.2022 We will be doing a special concert in the coming weeks. The theme will be Classic Aussie Hits. Some of the songs include: - I was only 17 by Redgum - My Homelessness by Powderfinger - Mould is in the air by John Paul Young - Am I ever gonna see your father again by The Angels... - Took The Children Away by Archie Roach - One Crowded House by Augie March - Who chucked the dog out by Baha Men - Just somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye - Catch my disease by Ben Lee - My disgraceful home by Christine Anu - 1995 by the hilltop hoods - New allegation by INXS - A fridge with no beer by Slim Dusty - and many more. To see even more big hits (not quite as big as the ones with the wooden spoon), stay tuned.

16.01.2022 Now in stock Electric can opener, to open cans with ease *pro tip don't store your cans on the top shelf

14.01.2022 What do you call a Labrador in a wheelie bin? Answer: Rosie

12.01.2022 Not long now till santa stops in on his mobility scooter

11.01.2022 Its our birthday today celebrating with chocolate mudcake be quick to get your slice before its all gone !

10.01.2022 Following the recent resurgence of the COVID-19 outbreak we are forced to increase the price of our famous brown flannels to ten dollars each, due to high demand and toilet paper shortage. Stock is limited so get in fast to avoid being red faced and brown pantsed. Please remember these can’t be flushed down the toilet.

05.01.2022 Looking for the perfect Christmas lunch we have your answer 2 for 1 deal on Rock spiders be sure to get in quick before they disappear

05.01.2022 We will be closed on Monday. Its my birthday public holiday.

01.01.2022 Now in stock! The double sleeping bag. Fits two obese full sized adults. Perfect for foldout couches in the lounge room. This sleeping bag is bound to get you noticed! No need to make the bed. Just roll out the sleeping bag and sleep in front of the TV!