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Darren The Corporate Dog
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08.01.2022 MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES
05.01.2022 Hey bitches....long time no see. I've had my head down and tail up! Ha, see what I did there? While Andrew is fluffing around Australia I've taken the skills learned from his Presenting workshop and got myself a bloody job on Telly as the weather man. Ha, didn't see that coming did we? Calling me the weather man is kinda racist, or sexist or is it democratic? Anyway, let's not get stuck on labels. It's one of those words because I'm a weather dog not a weather man.... So far I've learned a few things - Firstly, It's apparently un-professional to drink beer before and during work. Well, why didn't they say so in the first place instead of just dumping that surprise on me? I use the word 'few' things loosely...that's all I've actually learned. Although being able to point a clicker at a green screen and make shit up maybe a skill I could re purpose elsewhere. Andrew gets home from Australia this week, no doubt with a fake accent and some fair dink-em songs to whistle to about kookaburras. Andrew's very big on cultural sensitivity and has been teaching me a few things...not sure where I left those notes to be fair? Darren
03.01.2022 That’s right bitches...I’m back. Me and Andrew have hit Europe again. He tells me it’s actually Andrew and I...but I’m not one to split hairs, unless I have a pesky tick. So much has happened and a lot of water has flown over the bridge...whatever that means. I spent 3 months in AA and then came to my senses and went MIA until Andrew said I need to join NA as well. But all these fucking acronyms got me so confused I started drinking again and immediately felt better. So th...ere’s a lesson in that somewhere, the easiest conclusion would be not to go to acronyms. The big news is Andrew asked me to become his Agent and Manager. He didn’t quite use those words exactly, but when someone says stay away from me you drunk mutt it pays to read between the lines and look for opportunities. This is Windsor castle, it’s old. Went to Austria, there was old stuff there too. Munich was great, so rich in culture, I heard Andrew say. The beer glasses were so big I could get my whole face in them, which was handy for no apparent reason yet. Darren
