Dr John Pearce Optometrist PhD in Parkes, New South Wales | Medical and health

Dr John Pearce Optometrist PhD

Locality: Parkes, New South Wales

Phone: +61 2 6862 2232

Address: 30 Currajong St 2870 Parkes, NSW, Australia

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25.01.2022 Great day at work, (they do happen) early celebration for Dr Johns 60th birthday tomorrow... All our patients today received a cake and had their photo taken with John. Average age of them was 87, which pleased him no end as he thought they made him look Like a school boy - as if!!! (Signs of dementia??) I must thank Kylie’s Cakes - her pattys. were delicious, And, an excuse for a poem, - I belted this out a couple of days ago, it might give you all a little chuckle?? ... If you have time to read it, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JOHN FOR TOMORROW, AND HERES TO MANY MORE One old dog, wait, in dog years you’d be - dead, Happy 60th birthday to Dr John for Saturday, He’s amazed he’s still here, I’ve often heard him say. April 4th 1960, London, was the start of his crazy life, His mum said from the get-go that he was often in strife. I searched Google, thinking his birth would surely be noted there, But to my surprise and disbelief it didn’t appear anywhere!!! John, you should write to Google to get their records updated, Along with everything else from 1960 your birth could be celebrated!! You’ve packed so much into 60 years, of that there is no doubt, Endless stories that make your hair curl, or, like yours, nearly all fall out. For years I’ve heard you share them with patients from time to time, The O/seas adventures of two knockabout optometrists in their prime. You see, John and his good mate ‘Jab’ lived and worked in London wild and carefree Their flat/brothel located near a pub, and right next to a 24 hr. KFC. After a long day of eye exams, too many drinks they’d often pursue, Followed by a bucket of greasy chicken in the wee hours, about half past two. Of course there are numerous other tales which aren’t suitable to be told, Let’s just say their lives were quite mad and well, out of control... 60 years of having fun, yes, Johns life has been a blast, It’s hard to comprehend how quickly the years do pass. I felt a small fuss was appropriate to make, Cause I won’t be around for another BIG birthday - make no mistake. These days Johns happiest up in them thar hills Spraying weeds and wrestling burrs gives him a real thrill, Or lecturing Optometry students, looking for the next bright spark, Someone like himself who’s out to make their mark. An ambitious ratbag, and in many ways very wise, Only last week a fellow requested to see ‘The Minister for Eyes’ Unfortunately John’s cancelled his birthday celebrations, Thanks to Covid 19 he’ll be spending it in I-SO-LATION...

24.01.2022 Would you believe this co-incidence??? Today a lovely man with a beard came in to have his eyes expertly seen too, , so, nothing unusual about that?? EXCEPT, It was a case of double trouble, is two better/worse or lightning can strike twice in the same place - on their heads by the look of these photos - yes Dr John Pearce, meet Mr John Pearce... Dr John is now sure that this name obviously is the modern version of Adonis the Greek God of beauty and desire...... Sample size is large enough that it’s scientifically proven!!! See more

23.01.2022 Another harrowing day at work... Taking out my frustrations on Dr John!! Thanks to Craig Armstrong who offered to take this pic, and enjoyed the entertainment, Look at that nose/bruise!! ouch

18.01.2022 Have nowhere to put these...gorgeous frames - heavenly colours, every colour of the rainbow - Bring in your ears and we’ll hook you up with a pair

14.01.2022 Another BIG birthday in the Dr John Pearce business this week... I’m not drawing any attention to myself whatsoever, however Dr Smarty Pants wrote me this lovely poem, and had it delivered with some flowers, and chocolates A bunch of Stinging Nettles might of been more appropriate... Sarcastically, He recently noted that if I unload my venom at home on Mick I’m quite pleasant at work - AS IF...... A BIRTHDAY POEM My name is Jennifer Harris I work for Dr Pearce I’m paid to be quite pleasant Instead I’m often fierce. So with these birthday flowers, John’s hoping and he prays I’ll be a bit less snappy For at least a couple of days!! But he hasn’t got his hopes up, Been down that road before, He still hasn’t been forgiven For spilling liquid paper on the floor! So I’ll try to be less cranky, Smile and be polite, And then he won’t expect it When I start the next big fight! And I don’t mind the fighting, Because I always win! That’s why I keep on working here As punishment for him. So thank you for the flowers But they remind me that I’ve aged! So now you’re back in trouble! It’s your fault I’m enraged... (yep, all my fault as usual)

04.01.2022 Okay - another flippin poem - Dr John (Snr) now!!! has quickly penned HIS poem this morning in response to mine, So if you’ve got a minute here it’s is... A SENIORS MOMENT... Another birthday coming up, Looking forward to a rest, But Jenny wrote another poem, And I’m up for the contest. There’s lots of stories out there, During UNI and at school, About me doing little work And acting like a fool. Unfortunately, they’re mostly true, I wasn’t very bright, It took me many, many years to finally get it right. I wouldn’t be anything at all if it wasn’t for my wife, To hold my hand and help me out throughout our married life. My children too, let’s’ not forget the happiness they bring to me, Life was good without them, but they showed me how much better it could be. And work is work - we all must do to keep body and soul together, Thanks to Jenny and my patients for making it a pleasure!!! And although I’m old, bald and financially on my knees, I still went out to the shed today and bench pressed 100 Kay gees!!! Dr John (Snr.)

03.01.2022 So...Dr John decided he wanted a mullet, and despite being slightly challenged in the hair dept, this is what he managed... ‘Long live the mullet he says’ ‘long live the idiot’ I say What do you say?