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Elizabeth Grove, South Australia

Locality: Elizabeth Grove, South Australia

Address: Hogarth road 5112 Adelaide, SA, Australia

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24.01.2022 Dear lord, if you want me to take this exit, give me a sign. https://www.dashcamownersaus.com.au///choosing-a-dash-cam/

18.01.2022 Current details regarding the black out

17.01.2022 Didn't see that coming! This 'Only Lying' call turned into an insane rescue mission.

16.01.2022 An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course & heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads: COLD BEER: $5.00 HAMBURGER: $10.00 CHEESEBURGER: $15.50... CHICKEN SANDWICH: $18.50 HAND JOB: $250.00 Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary money, the old golfer walks up to the bar & beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer. Yes? she inquires with a wide, knowing smile. May I help?" The old golfer leans over the bar & whispers, I was wondering young lady, are you the one who gives the hand-jobs around here? She looks into his wrinkled eyes & with a wide smile purrs, Yes sir, I sure am. The old golfer leans in even closer & into her left ear says softly: Well then, be sure to wash your hands real good, because I want a cheeseburger.

08.01.2022 ***important information from a friend of mine*** about 2 hours ago in the Elizabeth Grove area. There is a lady door knocking asking for money for baby formula. Someone I know tried to help her and ended up having their wallet stolen. The police have been notified .Just thought I let you know to let your mum know to beaware of it .

08.01.2022 As large parts of the country swelter through a week of extreme heat a group of serial pranksters in South Australia found a unique way to cool off. They turne...d a car into a mobile swimming pool. www.7plus.com.au/news #7News

04.01.2022 Davo: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Yes sir you were speeding. Davo: Oh, I see. ... Officer: Can I see your license please? Davo: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Davo: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Davo: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Davo: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Davo: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Davo: His body parts are in plastic bags in the boot if you want to see. The Officer looks at ol mate, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Mate could you step out of your vehicle please! Davo steps out of his Commo. Davo: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Davo: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the boot of your car, please. Ol mate opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot. Officer 2: Is this your car ? Davo: Yeah mate, here are the rego papers. The first officer is stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. Davo digs into his bumbag and pulls out his license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you..... one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Davo: Betcha the lying prick told you I was speeding too !

04.01.2022 A man has lashed out and attacked a McDonald's worker because there were no plastic straws available! #9Today