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25.01.2022 HUUUUGE OPPORTUNITY THIS WEEK Against 2nd placed 7am, and with only 2 rounds remaining, a win this week could see the boys claim 1st place on the ladder! A truly golden opportunity, FC Maxi management have held countless meetings at Balwyn Maccas, often lasting multiple hours, and the consumption of multiple coffee kick frappes, to study game film and select the squad of 7. A loss here could make the boys finals dream crumble to bits, similar to the crumbs found in Coach J...avadis elegant beard. With so much on the line, the following team has been selected: GK: C. Ambatzis DEF: M.Mann, J.Papa ATT: C.Harvey, A.Reza BENCH: S.Konakov, A.Menezes Certainly a strong and experienced lineup on paper, Neil Javadi and Matthew King have full faith that this team will be more than sufficient to secure the 4 points. The addition of J.Papa was somewhat of a risk, given his limited games in the orange attire, however his valuable experience from the NPL was too much to ignore. Kick off at 9PM at Boroondara Sports Complex, secure your tickets ASAP for this highly anticipated top 4 match up. Were expecting a sellout crowd, and we look forward to your attendance tomorrrow evening! This match update was brought to you by Musashi and 13 Cabs See more

23.01.2022 Fresh news out of Cab HQ Following last nights disappointing loss in the Cabbers first grading game, major squad changes will be made in the upcoming days, stay posted. Wed also like to thank the supporters who came out and cheered last night, we appreciate you.

23.01.2022 40 MINUTES UNTIL KICK OFF Late update but the team is as follows: GK: M. Mann DEF: C. Ambatzis, A. Menezes ATT: C. Harvey, A. Reza... BENCH: F Joseph EMG: RP Williams A massive late out from Jacob eat Papa, FC Maxi can exclusively report that complications with the GF have arisen, and a boot is on the cards We bring in the emergency of Reilly Phillip-Williams, a seasoned GK/ defender, to add some depth and class to this squad We hope to see you there at 9pm! See more

22.01.2022 Tomorrow night - 9pm VS Dyslexia Utd Last week saw the Cabs put on a horrendous display of football, without work horse Dion Kapnias and bigrig Seb Konakov the team were completely lost. However we are back this week, looking to get the win and cement our spot back in the top 4 as finals approach. In GK we have Christian Ambatzis, it would be good to see Big C get as many saves as the stock standard topless pic which Seb K sent around just last week. In defence we have Dion... Kapnias and Aidan Menezes, Dion returns after deserting the boys for a "parma and pot" night, lets hope his performance proves better than recent razz attempts (Why Thankyou xx). Up front we have superstar striker Callum Harvey whos looking to return to form after a poor performance last week, which may have been due to smashing a few too many burgers and biddies before the game. The last addition to the starting 5 is smuggled asylum seeker Ali Reza, Ali needs to perform this week to ensure his working visa doesnt get cancelled, however Balwyn High library staff including Deborah Mac are working to keep the talented scholar in the country. Lastly, on the bench we have Francis Joseph and Levi Beshara, Francis has displayed some great form in recent in the gym and on field, and Levi has earned himself a wildcard in the team, rumours are circulating that the FC Maxi Cab head of selectors are just trying to be nice. This game update was brought to you by 13 Cabs and Musashi

20.01.2022 Details for tonights 7:40pm blockbuster game in which we celebrate Seb Woolley Bobblehead Night - look forward to seeing the Cab faithful there in full support !

19.01.2022 BREAKING NEWS The FC Maxi boys have been contacted by Futsal HQ, one of the most prestigious futsal competitions in Victoria, and have been requested to play in a friendly match. Camberwell High School at 5:30pm this evening, we are hoping to see as many as the cab faithful in attendance as usual. The lineup is as follows; GK : C.Ambatzis DEF : D.Kapnias, A.Footoohabadi ATT : C.Harvey, S.Konakov... We will come to you live with a pre game interview. This week we will step into the life of self proclaimed captain of the club, Dion Kapnias, where we will talk about todays match and the road to finals in FC Maxis usual competition. This update is brought to you by 13 CABS and Musashi

18.01.2022 Pre game interview

18.01.2022 ANGRY REACTS ONLY On behalf of the FC Maxi players, coaching panel and board of directors, we would like to apologise for the disgraceful effort displayed on the park by the boys tonight Head of Selectors Javadi was fuming with the boys, and subsequently has asked each player to provide reasoning for their poor performance today: Matthew King: Probably my womming. The phone call till 4:15am last night really took a toll on my body. Christian Ambatzis: Kathy needed anot...her crew member so I didnt get a chance to mentally prepare for the game tonight. Callum Harvey: Too busy thinking about my moo mid game. Thought I was better than that. Ali Reza: Balwyn library had a one off extended Monday night opening time. I couldnt miss it and so I was late to the game. Dion Kapnias: Got distracted by my huge calves. Not my fault. Aidan Menezes: Felt like getting back to COD. Add me on ps4, Username chickenwarrior7. Jason Korf: Pumped out a huge gym session before hand. The protein got to my head a bit which probably explains the second goal conceded. Once again, we would like to emphasise that the boys have learnt from their mistakes, and will return their focus to the grand prize, but first a finals berth. We hope to see all the Cab faithful there next week for a redemption game This match update was brought to you by 13 CABS Special thanks to Musashi: The premier sports supplement for 29 years #forabarca

17.01.2022 JUST IN : A sneak peak of what some of the boys have to offer on the footy field when we come up against Rowville tomorrow. Christian AMBATZIS (FWD,RUC) Awe inspiring speed and agility, can clunk big grabs above his head and big grabs of ass and tits at parties, is also equally spectacular in front of goals, Great leadership Player comparison: Fraser Gehrig Dion Kapnias (BENCH) Fucking shit ball hog cunt, no one likes him, just all around flog with a shit pill Player compari...Continue reading

17.01.2022 We would like to thank all our fans for the consistent support throughout the year, however due to circumstances out of our control, we didnt take home the $1000. We would like to call out all stakeholders of "La Futsal Liga" although we couldnt really understand a word of your explanation, it was complete bullshit. The game was falling into our hands as we had a 4-1 lead late in the first half, the opposition had no way to break FC MAXI down so they turned to the books an...d lodged a complaint about registration in regards to our players. They discovered that our keeper Seb (Mayank) hadnt played enough games to qualify for finals, and with this poofta referee came up with a verdict of a 3 goal penalty, which brought the score to 4-4, feeling down the boys got into a slump and a goal was scored late in extra time which have Dyslexicia FC (literally were dyslexic) a 5-4 win. Justice is coming for us, just wait and see. #supremecourtherewecome Lastly, we would like to acknowledge the incredibly intelligent and well spoken men who approached us after the game, you guys are a fucking embarrassment to the human race. ANGRY FUCKING REACTS ONLY See more

15.01.2022 GAMEDAY : 8PM @ Boroondara Sports Complex VS Wogarinos With only three weeks left before finals arrive, its time for the boys to fire up. Currently sitting outside the finals on just goal difference, its crucial that the boys get the win this evening. The last week has seen a lot of movement within the squad and also management team. So we would like to announce a few changes. Head of Selectors - Matthew King, has decided to step down as he needs more time to spend with his ...new spouse Jane Nguyen. In addition, Dion Kapnias has been stripped of his captaincy, and has also been downgraded to our rookie list to accommodate for the likes of Mayhand Mann and Noobar Chahinian. Chairman Neil Javadi made a statement earlier this week which read ; "With finals coming up we have had to make a few controversial changes, which we hope will give the boys a greater chance to...., Order number 175, Big Mac Meal with a large coke" We didnt catch the rest of Mr Javadis statement however it was great to see leadership from the chairman. SQUAD Mayank Mann (GK), Aidan Menezes (DEF), Callum Harvey (ST), Ali Fotoohabadi (ST), Noobar Chahinian (DEF) Bench TBC This match update was brought to you by 13CABS & Musashi

15.01.2022 COMMOTION Huuuuugggge result for the cabbers, as they rally to earn a hard fought 9-6 win!!! Although finals are not quite locked in, cabs fans should be on the edge of their fucking seat as excitement builds towards the possibility of claiming the $1000! Tonight featured a bit of everything: Guest appearances from the one and only Ally bang bang Gunstone, a heated scuffle in which it is alleged head butts, flying kicks and even headlocks took place, a huge crowd and some g...reat team play New Cabs fans take notice, youll definitely want to be here next week as the pressure and tension rises, similar to the sexual tension between Matthew King and his newly wed Finals are on the horizon. Book your tickets for next week as the boys look to go all the way, which star striker Callum Harvey is unfortunately not accustomed to This match update was brought to you by 13 Cabs and Mushashi #forabarca See more

15.01.2022 GAME DAY The Cabs are looking for redemption after a horrific display last week, and find themselves against second placed Peri Peris With a number of players unavailable for this weeks lineup, notably Seb Konakov due to the annual bodybuilding expo in Sydney, as well as Christian Ambatzis, as his commitment to a 1 on 1 tutoring session with Kathy is seen to take priority over this club Nevertheless, the team has been announced, including some debutants, and is as fol...lows: GK:Mayank Mann: Expected to bring experience and leadership from the prestigious Durra cs team, will be red hot from the get go B: Aidan Menezes, Seb Woolley: Difficult to persuade the star paceman to continue his career at the cabs, but the appeal of improving his fitness was just too much, might be a rusty start but expect good things ATT: Callum Harvey, Ali Reza: Expect these two to be back in the golden boot race after lethargic performances last week, too classy to repeat such antics this week BENCH: Francis Joseph, Dion Kapnias: the high intensity duo off the bench are back, expect an electric display of effort and intensity 9pm kickoff. Be there as The Cabs look to make their finals hopes a reality in what is a crucial game This match update was brought to you by 13 CABS Special thanks to Musashi: The premier sports supplement for 29 years #forabarca

14.01.2022 POST GAME INTERVIEW SCENES

12.01.2022 MATCH DAY The Cabs have 4 wins on the trot, and are looking to cement their place in the top 4 in what is now the back stretch of what has been an exhilarating Futsal La Liga competition thus far With eyes now drifting towards the grand prize of $1000, in conjunction with a new found belief in ability of individuals, coaching staff and squad as a whole, this weeks team is as follows: GK: Matthew King- we look forward to Matthews debut game after a stretch in the coaching st...aff. We expect his game smarts to stand out from the get-go. B: Alvin Menezes, Christian Ambatzis: Two seasoned veterans, a one two punch of pace and power. Not too many goals will be conceded with these two defensive rocks on the field ATT: Callum Harvey, Dion Kapnias: Class. Goals galore. Responsibility of the two may lie with only one of the two but regardless, expect energy and creative play for 36 minutes BENCH: Jason Korfiatis: Recalled following his star performance off of the pine last week. Expect intensity and an exciting display of skills We hope to see as many of the Cab faithful there as possible for the 9pm kickoff, where the boys are looking to win their 5th in a row, en route to what is hopefully the Cabs first finals run This match update was brought to you by 13 Cabs #forabarca See more

12.01.2022 TOMORROW NIGHT VS BOF FC 9pm After a strong showing last week the boys are back and ready to go again this week. Seb Woolley on the other hand isnt ready to go again. With finals literally around the corner, a win this week is essential, and would almost solidify a spot in the finals. With the strong line up being put forward again this week, our chances of getting the W are almost as high at Head of Selectors Matt Kings confidence (bzzzz). Make sure youre in attendance tomorrow night ; tickets can be found at www.FCmaxicab.com/tickets Brought to you by 13CABS, Musashi, and newly found sponsor Ford motor vehicles, coming from behind isnt going to be as suitable tomorrow night as it was last Wednesday ! So GAME ON ! #fcmaxi #forcabarca #tagyourmatestogainusfreepublicity #orafamilymember

10.01.2022 FC Maxi Cab are in a slump. Its the news none of our loyal fans wanted to hear, but its the harsh reality of the situation the boys are facing currently. Lack of motivation is certainly playing a role in this 2 game losing streak, and again tonight weve had some late withdrawals from the game. Squad is at follows GK : D.Lea DEF : Big.C Aidan ATT : C.Harvey ????... The boys are down to four players, the game is at 8:00pm tonight at BSC, we now call to you, our fans, the cab faithful. Can we find a fill in? We will keep you updated with scores and pre game interviews however its looking fairly bleak tonight for the boys This game update was brought to you by 13CABS #LOVEREACTSONLY

09.01.2022 We apologise for the delay, but here is the big news you have all been waiting for : FC Maxi Cab will be returning to Box Hill for the upcoming season! The boys cannot wait to get started, and to reignite the fans excitement for the cabs edge of your seat style of play, we have organised an intra club match! Kicking off at 7pm on the BHS soccer pitch on Thursday of next week, ensure you get down and support the boys in the revival of The Cabs in 2018!... This match update was brought to you by 13 Cabs

09.01.2022 HUUUUUGGGEEE NEWS coming out of Cab HQ tonight- stay tuned at 9pm tomorrow night for all the details !!

09.01.2022 CHANGE OF CODE Its been yonks since the dramatic finals loss in Futsal La Liga. A lot has changed since then - weve seen the disappearance of the old Matthew King that we all knew and loved, Ali book worm Reza went clubbing to the surprise of many, but most notably, FC Maxi Cab has changed codes- to AFL football The boys find themselves as the underdogs once again, against Rowville Secondary College, a sport school, in the public school regional finals. With so much at... stake, and with the likes of Peter Papa, Fraser Gehrig and Brendan Fevola ** in attendance, an additional, player run open training session has been called. It will take place between 3-5 pm tonight; for the last hour, fans will have the opportunity for a meet and greet with some of the beloved stars of the team, so bring your memorabilia and sharpies! We have great confidence that this change will sit well with our fan base, and are positive that it is in the best interests of the club We hope to see you all there to wish the squad the best of luck in their blockbuster clash tomorrow morning. **communication ongoing, availability of all three celebrities tbc in coming hours

09.01.2022 FINALS BOUND!!!

08.01.2022 W The boys rallied to earn a hard fought win, with a final score of 7-3 Whilst the opposition were reminiscent of the current Year 12 apes, including recently disowned Jacob Papa after his appalling Balwyn Boy antics, the Cabs persisted despite clearly biased refereeing to pull out a gutsy win As excitement builds up towards a potential finals run for the Cabs, both Neil Javadi and Dion Kapnias will be running free uber rides from 7-9pm to help all fans attend the game. A... complementary maccas run will also be provided in exchange for an incentive We hope to see all Cab faithful there next Tuesday night, as the boys look to cement their place in the finals Thanks to our sponsors, Musashi and 13 Cabs for their ongoing support. We also have exciting news to announce in regards to a new sponsorship, to be announced next week See more

07.01.2022 Tonight is the night ! Tension has been building up since the fixture was released, and now its time. SQUAD AS FOLLOWS Dion Kapnias Callum Harvey... Christian Ambatzis Ali Fotoohabadi Aidan Menezes Francis Joseph Seb Konakov Seb Woolley Please arrive at BSC at 8:30pm sharp, to catch the national anthem and pre game entertainment. A reminder that the semi final will take place at 8:40pm approx. If FC MAXI progress the grand final will be shortly after so make sure you hang around. THIS IS IT. #forcabarca #finalstime #musashi #13cabs #ford

04.01.2022 THE RETURN : Boy oh boy, just when the cab faithful thought that it was time to dispose of the banners and signs, the team have announced an extraordinary comeback. #B2BH (Back2BoxHill) is officially underway. And to kick things off the Cabbers have a practice match tomorrow night at Box Hill Camp Nou court. Kicking off at 7pm, with the lineup consisting of : Dion Kapnias, who hopes to put in nearly as much as effort as he did after formal before Charlotte fell sick. Seb Kona...kov : The talented striker has fell victim to his own ego, where he looks to find the back of the net as much as he finds a LFL bottle in his hands, and his front camera facing a mirror (topless) Aidan Menezes : Juggling commitments with FC Maxi and Carey Eagles may be a challenge for the fat-fetishing feline, but as always we expect nothing but class. Christian Ambatzis : Gaffer, captain courageous, statline stuffer? Call him what you like, FC Maxis most dedicated servant is back again, we expect nothing but sheer pace and composure as Big C takes the floor Jacob Papa : Its no coincidence FC Maxi are playing on a Wednesday, Mr Papatheodorou needs ample time to recover from Saturdays double header of Alumbra and Cupid, lets hope the skilful gyros can smash through the opposition as quickly as he smashes through bourbon and cokes, without spilling it on his rolled up chinos of course! See you tomorrow night faithful

03.01.2022 Due to the recent successes of the cabbers, weve decided to maximise our social media presence. We would like to announce the new FC Maxi Cab instagram page, please chuck us a follow to get even more updates and game photos. We would also like to announce our new partnership to be the new face of la futsal liga competition.

01.01.2022 W HUUUUGE Win from the cabbers this week in unlikely circumstances Injuries, fitness issues and fatigue were all offset by a fiery attitude from the get go Some electrifying saves from Anthony State league 2 back in the day Harvey really got the boys going, as they grinded to establish a 6-3 lead late in the match A surge from the opposition brought the game back to 7-6. With most of the boys running off of lipids by the end of the match, a late goal from junior Harvey sea...led the deal A final score of 8-6 A feeling of relief. A feeling of joy A feeling of hope for a top 4 finish Be there next Tuesday as the Cabs must go hard or go home to keep the finals hopes alive! As always thanks to Musashi and 13 Cabs, our proud sponsors Shout out to Anthony Harvey on a stellar performance See more

01.01.2022 FC MAXI GETS THE W Despite the stakes not being very high, The Cabs showed their coming of age and maturity by coming out of the blocks firing, then finishing off the game with an impressive 8-5 score line Clearly the frightening case of a feared over dose of protein, in which he was admitted to hospital briefly, was not enough to hold Seb swole Konakov back, as be showcased an array of impressive talent and composure in the win Callum and Christian were once again impress...ive, as weve come to expect from these two seasoned veterans, as they piled on goals and saves, respectively. In what was the highlight of the night, Ali Reza was sent off in dramatic fashion, after fuming at the ref for not calling a clear foul. Although it was only a practice match for the Cabs, it has ruled out a potential return for Ali at the venue after receiving a permanent ban and a $50 fine for his uncanny behaviour. These actions are not the usual for Ali, and thus, the Club is fully supporting Ali in his recovery by hiring the services of psychiatrist and part time Uber Driver, Weiki Wu. Weiki has been in the field for over 10 years, and although his English is fucking atrocious, the Club is very much looking forward to his experience and expertise Be there on Tuesday night as the Cabs take on the 2016 Year 12 Wogs in which the boys are looking for redemption, and put their foot in the door for a top 2 finish Kick off at 9pm This match update was brought to you by 13 Cabs and Musashi #forabarca See more