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Gator's tails

Locality: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

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22.01.2022 Alright little bit of a different flavour this morning we're heading to the Bathurst 1000 and going with the pairing of Wincup and Lowndes. Wincup is just a cunt of a bloke but just wins all the time, the kind of cunt that would cry if he lost and lowndes seems like a bloke that would really rip in and knock the froth of a few after a big Bathurst win. Seeing as though it's the last holden Bathurst and these 2 have shown as much loyalty as a bi sexual swinger what better way to go out. 600 units Wincup/ Lowndes

22.01.2022 Flemington race 1 number 2 My mate is fucking one of the stable hands at Godolphin. She's saying he's ready to go he's been getting jabbed for the last 2 weeks and is running the house down 1000 units

14.01.2022 Bit of early mail for tomorrow at Randwick. Race 1 number 9. Cunts last few runs have been absolutely gutless and has had no excuses. He's better than that and from what I'm hearing the clag truck will be waiting at the track if he doesn't show something. So expect him to be running for his life. 200 units each way

11.01.2022 Queanbeyan race 7 number 5. To be honest I was to fucked from last night to do the form. I know nothing about this cunt he was the first one I picked off the page probably will run backwards. So each way hope 150 units

10.01.2022 Rosehill Race 8 number 8 Just got the late mail this boy has been running the house down he's grey and he's jacked as fuck 2500 units

06.01.2022 Randwick race 1 number 7 My Mum's best friend Mel her daughter is a horse midwife and has helped birth many champs like Winx's and black caviar. she's been there from day one with this cunt and she's saying this is the best one she's seen 300 units

02.01.2022 I'm back kids they tried getting rid of me but they can't keep a champion down. Doomben Race 1 number 3. Was talking to the stable hand the bloke was saying he's been slipping in a little something something into the feed and they threw the trail so that we can put the house on him at odds 1000 units

01.01.2022 After clearing up a few legal battles the king is back and I've got a little fill up early today for the weekend Race 2 Albury number 7 trained by the godfather of Canberra Mr Dryden and he doesn't often leave the the shithole of the Act unless it's for a good reason. This boy is ready to go get on 1000 units the win 4000 units the place