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Locality: Glen Alice, New South Wales, Australia

Phone: +61 2 6379 7777

Address: 105 Huntingdale Road 2849 Glen Alice, NSW, Australia

Website: http://www.glenalicefarm.com.au

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24.01.2022 The Gospers Mountain Fire started from a single ignition point on this day last year. It would burn more than more than 500,000 hectares, making it the largest... forest fire in Australian history. You could see the smoke from space. "The Monster," as many called it, would run for 79 days before it slept. This picture was taken on the day by my friend and Capertee Brigade Captain Steve Dalli. We knew it would be a bad summer. It was worse than that.

23.01.2022 This should be pic of the year

23.01.2022 I don’t know who to give credit to, but this is hilarious. So we're into our 5th month of defeating COVID-19. These words made me laugh But there's a lot of t...ruth mixed in to consider. . . 1. So let me get this straight, there’s no cure for a virus that can be killed by sanitizer and hand soap? 2. Is it too early to put up the Christmas tree yet? I have run out of things to do. 3. When this virus thing is over, I still want some of you to stay away from me. 4. If these last months have taught us anything, it’s that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet. 5. Just wait a second so what you're telling me is that my chance of surviving all this is directly linked to the common sense of others? You’re kidding, right? 6. If you believe all this will end and we will get back to normal just because we reopen everything, raise your hand. Now slap yourself with it. 7. Another Saturday night in the house and I just realized the trash goes out more than me. 8. Whoever decided a liquor store is more essential than a hair salon is obviously a bald-headed alcoholic. 9. Remember when you were little and all your underwear had the days of the week on them. Those would be helpful right now. 10. The spread of Covid-19 is based on two factors: 1. How dense the population is and 2. How dense the population is. 11. Remember all those times when you wished the weekend would last forever? Well, wish granted. Happy now? 12. It may take a village to raise a child, but I swear it’s going to take a whole vineyard to home school one. 13. Did a big load of pajamas so I would have enough clean work clothes for this week. Share this. Copy and paste.

22.01.2022 Evening smiler I had to pass this along...my belly hurts from laughing!!!! How grandchildren perceive their grandparents 1. I was in the bathroom, putting on ...my makeup, under the watchful eyes of my young granddaughter, as I'd done many times before. After I applied my lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Grandma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" I will probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper good-bye.... 2. My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 72. My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?" 3. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?" 4. A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like. "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this all in. At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!" 5. My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo and I said, "No, how are we alike?'' "You're both old," he replied. 6. A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather's word processor. She told him she was writing a story. "What's it about?" he asked. "I don't know," she replied. "I can't read." 7. I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying, "Grandma, I really think you should try to figure out some of these colors yourself!" 8. When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, "It's no use Grandpa. Now the mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights." 9. When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure." "Look in your underwear, Grandpa," he advised "Mine says I'm 4 to 6." (WOW! I really like this one -- it says I'm only '38'!) 10. A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today." The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting." she said. "How do you make babies?" "It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'." 11. Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young boy confidently. 'It means carrying a child." 12. A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one child. "No," said another. "He's just for good luck." A third child brought the argument to a close. They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrants." 13. A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived. "Oh," he said, "she lives at the airport, and whenever we want her, we just go get her. Then, when we're done having her visit, we take her back to the airport." 14. Grandpa is the smartest man on earth! He teaches me good things, but I don't get to see him enough to get as smart as him! 15. My Grandparents are funny, when they bend over, you hear gas leaks and they blame their dog. SEND THIS TO OTHER GRANDPARENTS, ALMOST GRANDPARENTS, OR HECK, SEND IT TO EVERYONE. IF THEY'RE NOT ALREADY GRANDPARENTS, MAYBE SOME DAY THEY'LL GET LUCKY AND BECOME ONE! IT WILL MAKE THEIR DAY

22.01.2022 So you've been in quarantine for 3 months? What have you been up to? Nothing much. https://www.youtube.com/c/Creezyy

21.01.2022 Almost neighbours!

21.01.2022 Eight months in Central West New South Wales In case you need a reminder that Australia has an extreme climate - take a look at this compilation from Portla...nd, near Lithgow (about two hours west of Sydney). Kylie has captured the fires and drought, followed by the rain and lush green to this weekend's wintry wonderland! Wow! : Kylie West

20.01.2022 This near miss is another reminder for newcomers not to camp under red gum limbs, they often drop weak branches and often in the quite after a storm. Old timers... used to teach us this as kids...we listened and never camp under them. With so many out camping please remind others to take care where they set up. Lucky no one was hurt. See more

20.01.2022 #2020 #ayearofreflection #drought #fire #flood #covid19 #thesimplethings #family #gratitude

19.01.2022 RETARDED GRANDPARENTS - (this was actually reported by a teacher) After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from ...school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Batemans Bay where everyone lives in nice little houses, and so they don't have to mow the grass anymore! They ride around on their bicycles and scooters and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wreck centre, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now. They do exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts! Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night --- early birds. Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked centre for pot luck. My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren. PRICELESS! Remember to send this to all your "retarded grandparent" friends and give them a laugh too!!

18.01.2022 A little getaway at Dunns Swamp on the weekend. Music by Kings - Don’t Worry ‘Bout It

18.01.2022 A powerful reminder about why this upcoming weekend is so important

17.01.2022 I'm going to try this, look out Olivia and Abigail!

16.01.2022 A Dutch museum wanted to encourage people to visit their exhibitions. They brought a Rembrandt painting to life in a shopping mall. This is incredible! Take a look.

15.01.2022 This beautiful film was created by Tim Ross and Modernister Films on location at warramba. It came at the end of two months of isolation. It was a wonderful way... to open our doors to the world. The film was shot for Destination NSW in partnership with Qantas. It's part of a series featuring Tim's favourite places. You can see it across NSW tourism and Qantas social media.

12.01.2022 Good reason why we don't go to the Glen Davis tip very often.

12.01.2022 petrichor (noun) a distinctive scent, usually described as earthy, pleasant, or sweet, produced by rainfall on very dry ground. We're definitely not the most hu...mid spot in NSW, but we love our four seasons and we always appreciate every drop we get. #springrain #centralwesttourism #petrichor #raindropsontinroof #caperteevalley See more

11.01.2022 GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush... your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always Catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap. See more

09.01.2022 How many of us are guilty of telling a tourist this very phrase? Ahhh, it's just a few hours down the road and....three days later they get there, lol. In that same amount of time in Europe, they've driven through 10 countries!!!

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07.01.2022 My dad sent me this bird video .. we have now watched it 8 times Hopefully you find it as entertaining as we did

07.01.2022 At 11am this day 12 months ago , the Gosphers Mountain fire started . This photo was taken from my place on the 27th October 2019.

05.01.2022 {Melbourne Lockdown} Stage 4. Today I just had a feeling I’d need a walk and some fresh air after work. I packed my camera in my bag. ICU can make you feel conf...ined at times, Covid-19 definitely adds to that. I am in the unique position to walk through the city to get home. I thought I’d take some quick photos to document these crazy times. Never in a million years when I moved to Melbourne 9 years ago did I think I’d ever think I’d have the steps of H&M on Bourke Street to myself at 8:01pm. How different do these Melbourne landmarks look without people filling them?! #Curfew2020 *edited to say I am not breaking curfew. I was commuting home from a 12 hour shift. I have to go through the city to get my dinner and tram connection. I always walk up from flinders to Bourke to wait as I feel safer there. This has been my route to work for the past 3 years.

03.01.2022 Just like Tilly

01.01.2022 A father said to his daughter You graduated with honors, here is a car I acquired many years ago. It is several years old. But before I give it to you, take it... to the used car lot downtown and tell them I want to sell it and see how much they offer you. The daughter went to the used car lot, returned to her father and said, They offered me $1,000 because it looks very worn out. The father said,Take him to the pawn shop. The daughter went to the pawn shop, returned to her father and said,The pawn shop offered $100 because it was a very old car. The father asked his daughter to go to a car club and show them the car. The daughter took the car to the club, returned and told her father, Some people in the club offered $100,000 for it since it’s a Nissan Skyline R34, an iconic car and sought out after by many. The father said to his daughter,The right place values you the right way, If you are not valued, do not be angry, it means you are in the wrong place. Those who know your value are those who appreciate you. Never stay in a place where no one sees your value. See more

01.01.2022 If you choose a working woman, you have to accept that she can't handle the house full time. If you choose a housewife who can take care of you and manage the h...ome completely, you need to accept that she doesn't make money. If you choose a submissive woman, you must accept that she depends on you. If you choose to be with a brave woman, you must accept that she is tough and has thoughts of her own. If you choose a beautiful woman, you have to accept expenses too. If you choose to be with a great woman, you must accept that she is tough and firm. No woman is perfect. A woman has her own good thing that defines who she is and makes her unique. - Unknown

01.01.2022 The best partner Credit: Rosy Bullot via ViralHog

01.01.2022 Stunning last night

01.01.2022 Que bella música, llega al corazón. Il Mondo de il voloQue bella música, llega al corazón. Il Mondo de il volo