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Greenwash

Locality: Hobart, Tasmania

Phone: +61 449 087 829

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25.01.2022 Can’t pick which one? Try our sample stack with free shipping (or pick up from the atelier). Five sample size bars sure to satisfy the most indecisive trysexual.

25.01.2022 HONOURABLE MAN OR DEVIL IN DISGUISE? This gentleman with humble appearances drives babes in town nuts. They even write love letters to him proclaiming their devotion ‘Holy Soapballs!!! I was gifted a bar of Devotion last week. Yup, cool, soap, nice, whatevs.... I couldn’t be more wrong. This silky slip of aromatic bliss is a life changer. I swear just by smelling it’s glory I am actively fighting at least six of the seven signs of ageing. I am a better parent, I am more limber, I’m smarter, my brows are behaving more like sisters than inbred cousins. . Have I bathed with it? Oh hells bells no! I simply cannot bring myself to get my precious little love nugget wet. So it has pride of place in my budoir emanating scents so soothing and exquisite I sometimes sneak in just to take a giant heavenly whiff. Do I have a problem? Probably. Will there be an intervention from concerned family and friends when I demand my new BAE has its own seat at Christmas Dinner? Perhaps. Do I give a single tinsel wrapped flying fuck? No. Because my life is now complete and if I could only take one item with me to a desert island it would not be my delightful 4yo daughter, nor my helpless wee newborn. Because let’s be honest, they smell like absolute poop in comparison to my new lover Devotion. . Warmest regards and other appropriate words, Meghan. P.S. I will just sit here patiently and wait for you to pump out a line of Devotion body wash, candles, little dangly car fresheners in the shape of flamingoes, sachets that your grandma put in her knickers drawer and personal lubricant. No rush.’ We better get out act together and start sketching our 2019 work plan

25.01.2022 This isn’t a rocket since. Friendship develop over time. We got it, babe.But the scientific basis for this is the mere-exposure effect. It proves that people don’t even have to like the thing they’re seeing. The act of seeing the same object or person over and over again makes them favour it more.So we just desperately want to get into your bathroom for you to start liking us...over and over again...That’s why we offering you to choose 5 sample size bars to try a bunch of GREENWASH varieties at once.AND WE WILL POST IT TO YOU FOR FREE* Minimum weight 160 grams *for babes currently in Australia only

24.01.2022 Accidental Art. Soap testers arranged itself on a river rock we use as a soap dish in our bathroom.

19.01.2022 A cynical absurdity that’s redeemed in being hilarious.

18.01.2022 Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy ~ Isaac Newton

15.01.2022 Mmmmm... part 1 of 3 Mapatazi (map of Tassie) one might say is somewhat dated slang term for the female pubic region, bearing a likeness to a pictorial representation of the island state south of the Australian mainland. We argue it’s an euphemism worth of veneration.

15.01.2022 "The word fragrance could also be an umbrella term for several different chemicals in the product, none of which are required to be disclosed to the consumer. Only a few hundred of these thousands of chemicals have been tested for toxicity, and many of them are found to be toxic and present an alarming threat to your central nervous system." Dig a little deeper into the glamorous world of perfume. You will find the truth buried there.

13.01.2022 Our blog post about how NASA themselves tested which green babe (plant that is) you should take home to lovein your mercantile pursuit for cleaner air and 5 tips how not to kill green romance between the two of you (ever thought that technology could help you out?)...we can hear your sight I’m so not a green thumb . Also how new found green lover can shift your entire outlook on life in a totally new positive and asskicking direction. https://www.greenwash.net.au/single-post/indoorplants

13.01.2022 Washing one's mouth out with soap won't do any good...ummm unless racism, bigotry, sexism or homophobia coming out of that mouth. Celebrating pride month - rainbow diversity and contribution of LGBT babes in the world. We put together an impressive (hell yeah, you gonna love it) list of A1 achievers who were bisexual... Fame of Fabulous Fagots (F. O.F.F) Let’s all get proud AF!... Check it out in NEW BLOG POST https://www.greenwash.net.au//Fame-of-Fabulous-Fagots-F-OFF See more

13.01.2022 part 2 of 3 Mapatazi Featuring Tasmania sweet fennel and Kunzea essences. Don’t be fooled by additional sweet in its name because fennel is provocative and invasive. The screeching top note of near-hysterical thrills of soprano diva. Love it or hate it, there’s no ‘yeah-I-like-it’ inbetweeness there (think liquorice and Sambuca). To tame rebellious fennel we had to love it tender with balsamic whisper of Frankincense, sweet serenade of Ylang-Ylang, velvety smoky embrace o...f Vétiver, oozing excess of Pink Grapefruit and Bergamot. Only that kind of approach guided fennel to surrender to its not so straight forward visible gorgeous and sensual facets. And than it’s kunzea. Essence of Tasmanian native plant that possesses a certain elegance and harmony to it that can't be denied. In other words Mapatazi isn’t for wusses, that's why it was made for women. See more

11.01.2022 WAX ON, WAX OFF Candelilla wax that we use for our vegan version lip balm comes from a plant indigenous to Mexico, it also occur in the southern states of the USA. The wax is deposited on the stems, and forms a protection for the plants for excessive water loss. To yield economical amounts of waxes a desert-like climate is a boundary condition. Yeah , baby some like it very hot! The wax has so many unique properties, it is probably the most useful substance on the American ...continent that is extracted entirely from wild plants. The chewing gum industry is the biggest consumer of candelilla wax, followed closely by the cosmetic industry, but more than 20 other industries depend on it. Although Candelilla is easy to grow, cultivated plants don’t produce much wax. The best wax comes from plants in the wild. To get the wax, workers, called candelilleros, gather the plant from the wild and process in the field by boiling the plants in a mixture of water and sulphuric acid. Boiling releases the wax which floats to the surface where it is collected and dried. As a part of Mexican government plant protection from extinction scheme, all candelilla wax must be sold to government cartels. But the government doesn’t pay well, so many candelilleros prefer to smuggle the wax to American buyers. Candelilla populations have become greatly reduced in Mexico, but supplies are abundant in the US where the plant enjoys federal protections. That encourages smugglers to transport the plant across the border for processing. The peculiar result of this situation is that Candelilla may be smuggled into Mexico, while its finished product is smuggled into the US. In fact, Candelilla may be the only agricultural product that is smuggled from the US into Mexico! Candelilla’s future is more likely to be secure despite its current exploitation. The plant doesn’t produce much wax during wet years, so supplies are unreliable. This situation encourages industry to develop alternatives to Candelilla wax, and indeed demand for the product is declining. The easy going nature of the plant is also helping protect it. It’s almost impossible to kill it. See more

09.01.2022 We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody, and they don’t have any books, don’t fuck them! ~ John Waters Happy Monday, babe town! Sorry we’re closed on Mondays...ummm catching up on readings day, y’a know.

08.01.2022 part 3 of 3 Mapatazi The inspiration: Tasmania, bizarre and beautiful wild land on the edge of the world Modernism’s geometrics and Japanese aesthetics (spelling mapatazi is one of manifestations of Japanese influence)... The packaging: a collaboration with Flyweel letterpress studio in New Norfolk, Tasmania. @flyweel_tasmania Flyweel team meticulously hand printed each paper band on their antique press using luxurious, tactile cotton card stock and we drew the front design using traditional calligraphy pen and ink on each box. Take a gift from Tassie with you. During #darkmofo you can find MAPATAZI at @tasmuseum gift shop See more

06.01.2022 ‘Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.’ ~ Lin Yutang, ‘The Importance of Living’.

05.01.2022 Paint the town...wattle! Have you seen striking CUCKoO posters around Hobart ? See you at Shambles brewery babe town This Sunday 1-5p.m.

05.01.2022 Nostalgic for simpler, iconic products? Hundreds of years of traditional soap crafting never looked so hot! Lusciousness of simple soap bar is ideal for you minimal grooming regimen. Clockwise from the top:... 1. Aleppo soap (also known as savon d'Alep, laurel soap or Syrian soap). The Royalty of soap kingdom, the oldest that history can trace - there are claims of supposed use by Queen Cleopatra of Egypt and Queen Zenobia of Syria. 2. SOAP CELLAR by Greenwash (aged, traditionally handcrafted cleansing bar - see previous post), available at @hillstreethome in West Hobart 3. Marseille soap or Savon de Marseille that has been produced around Marseille, France The first documented soap maker was recorded there in about 1370 (bah! that’s 600 years!) See more

04.01.2022 Eye candy for your bath time.

04.01.2022 ON MENTAL HYGIENE ‘It’s a question of discipline,’ the little prince told me later on. ‘When you’ve finished washing and dressing each morning, you must tend your planet. You must be sure you pull up the baobabs regularly, as soon as you can tell them apart from the rosebushes, which they closely resemble when they’re very young. It’s very tedious work, but very easy. ~ ‘Little Prince’ by Antoine de Saint-Exupery Yes, babe keep your mind clean. GRIND bar with ground coffee beans for your morning head clearing ritual.

03.01.2022 A STRANGE NOTE TO A LOVER You never know what happening between lovers behind the closed doors, do you? We will let your voyeuristic tendencies lead you astray. Sneak a peek behind the scene as our love affair with GREENWASH unraveling itself in front of you (hell yeah GREENWASH is nothing less than a labor of passionate love...). What can you see?... Cold stainless steel table...lab glassware...massive jar with some white substance in it...bottles with different liquids...brown powder... Composing in progress...there is totally new creation at the atelier of gourmet bathing...and NOBODY allowed to know what it is. Development of this stuff sends shivers of excitement to our backs. And we will reveal it only to you...in a note to a lover...a strange note indeed. You will be the first to take it away...the bottled creation with a written description of an unfinished concept by GREENWASHERY team plus you will get our signature massive piece of FKN soap and a lip balm of your choice. Go to @tasdesigned Instagram page for more details how to win a massive #giveaway of local goodies! See more