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Hermitage Little Library

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24.01.2022 Don’t forget, going to be such fun!

23.01.2022 https://www.facebook.com/123743261684796/posts/395470071178779?s=1210330757&v=e&sfns=mo

21.01.2022 Definitely got to try some of these RETIRED HUSBAND After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to WalMart. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from the local WalMart:... Dear Mrs. Harris: Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3. 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. 6. August 14: Moved a, 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged. 8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called. 9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. 11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the, 'Mission Impossible' theme. 12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels. 13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' 14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed; 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' 15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room? And last, but not least: 16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out. If you don't send this to your dearest friends; You will be depriving them of some good humor.

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18.01.2022 Wow. A place to visit for at least a night or two https://www.countrylife.co.za/travel/book-man-bethulie

18.01.2022 What fun ... looking for love ... worth a try!

17.01.2022 Yay! Love it https://www.news24.com//watch-cape-town-couple-open-paveme

17.01.2022 Send him a birthday card please https://www.facebook.com//28743/permalink/953551778372023/

17.01.2022 Hello everybody https://www.facebook.com/316679705041625/posts/2776308972412007/?d=n

15.01.2022 What a lady! https://www.facebook.com/166674283377194/posts/3311174245593833/?d=n

14.01.2022 https://www.facebook.com/149648047339/posts/10158560139547340/?vh=e&d=n

13.01.2022 Wow, interesting! https://hubpages.com/education/The-Vatican-Library

12.01.2022 Will they understand ... lol

07.01.2022 https://www.facebook.com/316080480701/posts/10162000459035702?sfns=mo

07.01.2022 Good morning beautiful people

06.01.2022 Ahh nunu https://www.this-is-italy.com/smallest-library/

06.01.2022 Totally amazing! https://www.atlasobscura.com//librarians-horseback-new-dea

05.01.2022 Visit a little free library today, treasures abound ... https://www.facebook.com/RachelHunterNZ/videos/522191615019223?sfns=mo

05.01.2022 Wow. https://www.demilked.com/110-year-old-tree-library/

04.01.2022 Awesomeness! https://www.facebook.com/475453692537666/posts/3647618758654461/?d=n

03.01.2022 I never like to post negative posts and you would be hard pressed to find me ever place a post like this! However. To the white Toyota Landcruiser who parked at our Little Library on Hermitage Drive on Saturday. Really! What type of scum are you that you had to scatter books over the ground in the dirt and made such a mess of our ordered/tidied little library. Do you comprehend that children care for it and have done so for years, many learned people frequent the library. You... are clearly a delinquent in a nice car. I suggest dig deep and find some integrity and fix up what you’ve done. I don’t have a photograph of the books scattered on the ground as my children had already attended to it. And stepping on the lights and breaking them is not on! If it wasn’t you yourself then get your mongrels to tidy up the mess! Monkey see monkey do mate! Have some respect for the better people in life!