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25.01.2022 Cove to Club run is on at 4.00pm today if any of you Hashers are keen Cove to Club run is on at 4.00pm today if any of you Hashers are keen

25.01.2022 HHH tomorrow is at where Murry Rd meets East/West baseline. That’s right folks head out past banana farm past old Central Area W/S and down the big hill and presto your there Semi Demi & Green Pea’s gig with a little help from old Porno apparently Bring the usual including mozzie after shave plenty of rehydration sachets something to graze on and a comfy seat to park ya arse on and don’t forget ya sense of _____ 4.30 sharp or you will be penalized

23.01.2022 Run 2134 how the bloody hell did I miss out on this Fair dinkum Iam spewing looks absolutely sensational old Swollen has seriously pulled this one outa the bag great job bud From what I heard today and by the look of Fitter this morning the run was also pretty epic . Poor old bugger had a hash crash and landed on some pinnacles and he was suffering this morning 7.5kms of grueling terrain apparently but by the look of the pics reckoned it was pretty worth while can’t fi...ll ya in much more as I was awol Rain hail or shine I will be back on deck next week don’t no who’s gig it is either but I will find out See what I mean each week when I say Thursdee’s are the best day of the week So drag ya sorry arses out there and explore this rock to the fullest with a fairly good bunch of crew and unwind for the week till next week

23.01.2022 Hey peeps HHH is at South Point Railway Station tomoz 4.30 sharp The Hoffs first gig so get along have a run a froffy or two and nuke something on the BBQ Most importantly a sense of humor

23.01.2022 Rito Hashers good early post today Pat Me’s run (Fitter really) this week and it kicks of from Irvine Hill phone tower Sound inspiring good drag ya backside along bring a friend bring a chicken !!! Bring food Bring beer bring a chair bring some spray and as always bring ya sense of humor Seeya there 4.30 for a ripper night of bullshit

21.01.2022 Jeepers !! How feral was last night ?? Very feral Where do we start at the start I tink It ‘twas a mission just to get to the start holy hell the Gibb River Rd is in better nick !! One of the potholes I drove into I should make it out sometime next week luckily my experienced driving skills got me and the trailer there in one piece!! (Sort of) On with the start it all started well at the start until we started but I really wished we hadn’t started !! It was a nice easy g...allop apparently but it quickly turned into the try out run to see who was gonna make it into the SAS Bugger me it was full on down hills up the basterds over trees under trees spiky vine shit everywhere and on top of all that we had pandan fuckn everywhere and then throw in the loose razor sharp rock section !! The only thing missing was snipers shooting at us Fair dinkum it was one of the tougher trots I’ve ever been involved in Any wonder why Thomas the Tank got lost setting it shame he didn’t stay lost to be honest Back at the start everyone was fairly happy to be still in one piece!! And more surprisingly that no one went missing At this point things went south quicker than Buccaneer stepping over the boundary whilst taking a catch (Yes he claimed it) last Sundee DD’S Scatchy - Got welcomed back again Pat Me - For carrying on about Scratchy’s welcome back sip (yes Missus Iso was in fine form) Dozer/Buccaneer - leaving yours truly with the job of picking up last weeks mess AAShite - for apparently not looking after the trailer Conehead - has ever been on time ? Buccaneer - the log mounter Fitter - hash crashing basterd Pat Me - doesn’t no when to shut up Once all that bullshit was finished it was time to cook and prepare our meals for the night It’s always tricky around the hot plate turn ya back for two seconds someone steals ya bread or loads it up with chili sauce crew chewing on frozen chicken nuggets at one stage someone was cooking snags still in there packaging now you no why it was f$@king feral As always and I’ve always said this and continue as always to say that always Thursdee is the best night of the week always Young Lusta Clusta is doing nexts week gig always great to have one of Elders back and Fitter will be away just keeps getting better and better somehow all we need to do is get Pat Me back in iso and we’ll all be sweet Thanks to the (Hair)Thomas the Tank it was a great bloody run Till next week keep it real Hashers

20.01.2022 With another brilliant covid update on the horizon us Hashers decided we had better things to do and bolted of to South Point Run 2126 apparently maybe think that’s correct ??? Dunno really and does it matter ? The young Hoffinator had a crack at tonight’s gig and fair dink’s he did a bloody great job of it ... Always great to head out to the point for a gallop great part of the planet that out there it’s a shame you actually have to run before you can sit down and enjoy the sunset With me foot in full on fasciitis mode I even surprised myself to get back in time Fairly decent work out tonight bit of rock/sand action we where told (sand on CI ) With a half hearted track cut in it slowed a fair few crew right down which worked in favor of the front runners cause they got first crack at that shitty lime infused beer shit at the sip stop and what was that other clear shit in plastic bottles ?? Someone said it was in case you wanted to shower ? A packet of quick eeze each later - we bounded off back to camp Enter the wobbly GM (How’s the shingles now fossil?) DD’s Quite a few namings to begin with !!! We entered THORNOS to the fray WALK ALONE And SLIMEY Great work Miss Management BFG- can’t no where South Point railway station is ? Buccaneer- couldn’t load a lego truck correctly AA Shite- got a prickle in his head Chubb Rub/BFG- illeagal happy snappers Fitter- with his dirty top lip flavor saver thing When most of the bullshit had finished it was time to flare up old faithful!!! And how boring was the plate tonight full on sausage fest !! I’ve seen some unreal shit go on that hot plate!! tonight’s fest was absolutely boring didn’t feel the need to steal anything Rito how goods me paragraphing and sentences and over all grammar tonight any wonder the children are excelling in English Dunno don’t care as always bloody great night we never fail on Thursdee’s 23 crew tonight Bit down on numbers as we sent 15 of our very best over to that flat boring island with big fat boring people to harden em up teach em a lesson CI BFG has been handed the baton for next weeks gig (Tad harsh Fitter) but ya gotta start somewhere!!!!! And how good is the new tradition started tonight if you have the honor of been the hare not only do you supply supplements for the sip stop you get the dishes for the following week Mis Management firing on all four tonight that’s for real Love Thursdee make an effort and get out and join us for the best bullshit day of the week

20.01.2022 Rito as said this could get worse Run 2148 Been Done’s fossil run We started at where we were told to start but some dinosaurs dont no where there own run starts Enter Killa Jewels at least she remembered We followed (fuck auto text is making this extremely hard) the power lines down towards the airport terminal !! And with no permission granted from them rabbits we veered left into the unknown ( now spell check is fucking me over) ... Amazing bit of bush through there so close to town and less action !! Pretty wicked ravine we followed all the way threw to Irvine Hill Rd and the rope action at the end sorted a few out we trotted down the road ( after the front runners copped a couple of falsies) and we were quite happy to rehydrate at this stage We carried on for another 3kms of jungle action but at least half the crew decided it was easier to catch a lift with Maggie!!! DD’s Hubba Bubba - as per pic Killa Jewels - Stripping of in front of the GM Popeye Fit Bit - to hard to sign in Popeye & Spinach - not seen for awhile Lusta - short cutting basterd Been Done - catching up with the GM And a naming - welcome to Sure Thing Might’ve been a few more but bugger yas get along and suss it out for yaself I reckon Flip Flop will be in the Shite when she turns back up after 10 years away !! Anyways no covid here so no camping here !!!! On our atoll or that other sandy joint so there bring ya camper vans As always H3 keeps it real and what a beaut double dose tonight reckon ones due a RDO tomorrow

19.01.2022 Hey Hashers tomorrow’s trot kicks of opposite Blowholes turn off along the East/West baseline look for the clearing Semi & Green Peas gig always rippers I suggest something to put on ya hoofs bit of on ya way spray and something to chew n slurp and you’ll have a ripper night

18.01.2022 Be afraid be very afraid !! There will be some scary Hashers out ‘n’ about tomorrow Where - The big gun at Smiths Point When - Thursdee 29th 4.30pm What - Dress up in ya best scariness Why - Cause I said so !!!! It’s Halloween ... Come have some fun should be a cracking run and is always more fun when your all dressed up in ya best gear so seeya tomorrow See more

17.01.2022 Rito crew where on Martin Point tomorrow and if ya don’t no where that is ask someone for directions and tell them to come for a gallop as well You might want to leave a tad earlier as it’s a little longer drive All the usuals Jeniuses and most definitely ya biggest happiest head DONT BE LATE!!!!!!

16.01.2022 Rito Hashers tomorrow’s run kicks of from Territory Park 4.30 Crab Baits first gig and sounds like they have put fairly good gig together We will be the judge of that Bring the norm and if you see Fitter roaming the streets tomorrow give him a kick in the knee

16.01.2022 Rito Hashers Arfa’s and Pupils big gig tomorrow night I believe it’s a fossil run so dress up as old as possible (quite a few won’t need to change much) Hey Fitter Lusta Head up to the airport past the hospital and past the LIA turn off and about 150mts on you will find power lines that’s the start gate Bring fossil food fossil beer and a fossil chair and most importantly ya fossil sense of humor seeyas there 4.30

15.01.2022 Rito think some how last weeks bullshit slid of the page !!! Yep it did so there Tonight’s gig was run how the f$&k would I no so let’s catch a head full of covid and move right along Fik’s first gig tonight and what a sensational effort he put into it luckily he has a 4wd !!! 36 crew signed in tonight but me and fitter struggled to work out if that was the case Fik handed out some piss weak instructions at the start gate luckily Fin chimed in and put everyone at eas...e Couple of shitty hills to start of with had most gasping for a corona within 10mins After the hill action it was time for a sprint to the big cold box of beer and by god I sprinted give them young blokes a run for there reusable straws effort And how was old Lusta making an appearance at the drinks stop 2hrs later !!!! DD’s Lusta Pat Me Sctatchy - not seen for along time Buccaneer- just cause Scatchy- for turnip Scratchy-?? Hubba Bubba - busted out new footwear Dozer - faceplanting clown Buccaneer- has no idea Fik - Slack basterd Been Done/The Result - where’s game boy ? And the naming of - Layer had most confusing of all confused had everyone totally confused so bloody confusing I don’t no Whois more bloody confused me or the head of confused So there get confused every Thursday nothing wrong with that it will all make sense by next Thursday!!! Great bloody night thanks Fik for cooking up some of his deep sea monsters to share with us all Till next week See more

15.01.2022 Righto Corona Heads HHH is at the Greta/Dolly road about a click down the track Coneheads gallop so best wear ya full on jungle warfare outfits Bring the norm beer food chair etc and can someone throw in a shovel looks like Pat Me run into a bit of trouble Seeya there 4.30 sharp

15.01.2022 Rito I’ve been a bit quite me Corona Virus has been playing up but I reckon Iam good now Run 2137 Jeez young Scratchiest set us up a beauty here we will probably be all in hospital tomorrow with mesothelioma We galloped of from Rocky Point Cres with Local Clown J K yelling all sort of expletives at us Just up the road we hit tha bush roughly 80mts in Green Pea went down hard !! Most normal Hashers jog by and ask if you are alright but not tonight almost 3/4 of the... pack stopped !!!!! It was like a scene outa Home & Away Fair dink’s we need to harden up What a run through short jungley rocky and a fair amount of bird shit !!!! Along with old chook pens cook ya food gear build a house outa azzie gear !!!! About the only thing we didn’t come across was was WWII Soldier throwing grenades at us !!! True it’s quite amazing how much shit hides up in them hills Few steps on we made our way down to the sitting room for so much needed rehydration and wasn’t it just lovely with bubbles and all !! After our hydration satchels run out it was time to gallop back to base and how brave were 3 of us Hashers who galloped through Kerrs back door and out the front DD’S Mick D , Chubb Rub , The Result , Pat Me , Yank a Bit , Chardonnay - Lost Basterds Green Pea - faking an injury basterd Mick D - all concerned about Pat Me ??? Why Dozer & The Result - Looking all cute on the swing basterds To be honest wasn’t keen for a gig in town But I reckon Sratchy Son pulled one outa of his arse tonight Fitter we will be back in charge next week and Pat Me will get her dinner cooked for the first time in 2 weeks As always great bloody night and if ya reckon hash is hard you should see Fitters Nipples on a Fridee morning there like Dozer with his first beer in hand on a Thursdee PS - A few crew ordered a shirt awhile back and guess what there here so get ya big holes back to Hash next Thursdee and bring ya cash

13.01.2022 Run 2133 Arfa & Pupils retirement run what a ripper Quite a few crew went outa there way to dress up as fossils and quite a few didn’t have to Mostly hill work and around town which had a few people guessing as to wtf was going on according to our GM it was a very clever run as it used four different runs all sewn together ... I dunno who cares maybe next time The fire was lit arses were parked and the bullshit begun !!! DD’S Conehead was popular - late non tag removing and non signing in basterd Conehead & T Tank - early leaving basterds Mick D - for his arsed table debarcle Flocka - running around with a pussy or something Swollen - can’t write Lusta - dobbing basterd Arfa & Green Pea - smartly dressed And the list goes on & on & on We also had a naming Fitbit blame the GM Great night as always 30+ great turn out great crew Swollen is up next week so it will be a ninja warrior track till next week

11.01.2022 Rito Hashers Chrissie Eve run tomorrow yay We are kicking of from Territory Day Park 4.30 Wear ya best Santa hat and you could be in the running for one of Dozers supreme DD’s theve got the whole island talking We will use the bbq’s at the park hence we won’t need the trailer !! yay Bring a sipper ya hat spray and ya sense of humor and it’ll be a ripper night seeya there

10.01.2022 Shit sorry near on forgot Hashers Calf Tickers trot tomorrow and it’s out past central area down the hill turn right at the intersection and head to the mine field on the left Where Dozer& Buccaneer has there drinks stop a couple of weeks ago Bring the usual u no tha rulz

09.01.2022 Hey Hashers tomorrow’s run is kicking off from the radar tower/golf course lookout track BFG first gig should be a goodan 4 tirty start bring the usual and chuck in ya sense of humor can’t go wrong

09.01.2022 Hash tomorrow is brought to you by Lusta Clusta Where you ask ? Follow Murry Rd all the way to the end past banana farm past Central Area down the hill turn right and head up East/West baseline a click or two What time you ask ? Same as last week and the week before that week COPY that Bring something to drink and cook maybe a chair and most definitely ya sense of humor Should be a cracker as Fitter is away fair chance something big is gonna happen trust me

08.01.2022 HHH tomorrow 2wd carpark blowholes New Shirts and Singlets have arrived those that put there names down will get first digs $30 - Shirt $25 - Singlet No Cash No Threads Other than that things should be pretty normal so bring the normal you should be normal by now now !!! Seeya there 4.30

08.01.2022 Whooopppsss bit late !! just been far too busy Rito then let the bullshit begin run 2127 seems to ring a bell for some reason maybe the covid is kicking in !!! Well didn’t BFG set up a great little gallop bit of track work bit of jungle action and a few falsies thrown in not bad not bad at all for his first run Most crew struggled to even get to the start gate as our old mates at CIP had windrows up everywhere quit tricky backing the trailer out from 3 different roads ...to nowhere after we discovered the smallest detour sign on planet earth we got to where we were supposed to be !!! Everyone bolted from the start gate (except yours truly) ‘‘twas a sight to behold Can’t recall anyone finding a falsie ?? What was more surprising was seeing Mick D Chubb Rub and Fik cantering down the road to be the first back at base !!! (where is swollen when you need him) Things got funky quickly with quite a few feeling the need to rehydrate and quickly DD’s Buccaneer- got a temporary name change to DC ? Don’t ask BFG- not informing new Hashers about appropriate hash protocols Chubb Rub- posing basterd Mick D Chubb Rub AASHITE- for organizing a not so secretive getaway Rocket Man - doing his bit for the environment Fitter- the forgetting the name change that he implemented 2 mins beforehand Fitter- for visiting me at work Tuesday and not on his normal Monday run Next it was time to feast !!! And wasn’t there bullshit going on at both plates some one was so hungry they even tried to cook there chair Great night great crew as always and wasn’t it great to see some new young faces keep it up crew With half the island returning from that sandy shithole being cocosnut island we should SHOULD have quite a turn out next week Calf Tickler is on the job Can’t wait bring on Thursdee’s should be more of em per week See more

08.01.2022 Oke doke hash tomorrow is out at Rocket Mans neck of the woods (Old Resort ) The Hoff stuck his hand up for this one and he normally sets quite a good gallop so get out there 4.30 as the norm bring food and refreshments what a way to see in the new year

07.01.2022 Can some one that cares count back and give us an idea what run we are up ta ? Hope Fitter is having a lovely time on the boring sandy islands How’s the lecturer me and I the author got from Lusta tonight Jeez wow just f$.kn gob smack d so I’ll do me best for paragliding and fullstops and smelling stops Wht was he crapping on about i says it like it happened not like it happened ( reckon he’s covid uncool for sure) Next paragliding: Piss week run to be honest the first ...falsie was a gimme And the next two where more obvious than Dozers left handed hair cut New paragliding: Me a more than a an experienced runner was fully on tha job Lustas piss weak falsies were as week as Buccaneer as our stand in GM !! New paragliding: once one read the play it was always gonna be AAShite first to the shithouse beer stop Nice little set up though with mozzie coils and all Lusta had left cute little notes for us and all were quite content umm until he turned up Next paragliding: the rain hit thank god so we didn’t have to listen to Maccasuarous story about the rigger bloke up some big chimney whilst or the other rigger blokes were drinking froffys Next paragliding: Am a been harsh ?? Next paragliding: The stand in GM and what a arsenal clown it was Great to see the youngens haveing a crack and they performed perfectly like trained seals DD’s Pat Me Dik - forgot everything Conehead- was early Lusta - hash flashing basterd Pat Me/The Result - scared of the rain AASHITE/Dozer- for I dunno ?? AAShite/Dozer- for giving the GM job to Buccaneer Next paragliding: funny bloody night as always love the young blokes enthusiasm and the dinosaurs guidance it doesn’t work but who cares it worked tonight I tink Next paragliding: hope this dispels all rumorsthakt I cant no English as well as the Heordiies hay Lusta Up yours Conehead bout time ya copped a gig for next week great work bye our stand in GM Suck a big bag of clay biscuits if you missed tonight’s gig more fool ewe Ripper bloody gig Thanks Lista hope my grammar is up ya standard if not I don’t care !! Next paragliding: until next week Hashers

06.01.2022 Rito Hashers tomorrow’s run is at Lilly beach rd top of linkwater rd t-intersection does that help ?? Big gig run too Fitter called it Bust Out Ya Best Reg Grundie’s Run That’s rite undie run so best get em in the wash now and get em ironed up for tomorrow Be warned no effort = trouble ..... 4.30 start don’t be late or Sideshow will be upset

06.01.2022 Rito Hashers tomorrows gig is just past the crab bridge Murray Rd (seems to be a favorite little haunt of late) Fik’s first set up should be rip snorter 4.30 don’t be late bring a froffy something to chew and most definitely ya sense of humor PS - Rumor has it there’s an old dinosaur Hasher back on the rock to find out who get along

06.01.2022 Hey Hashers tomorrow’s run is out at Winifred Beach Road that’s if the Tank has found his way home yet The usual is required 1-HHH Shirt 2-Sturdy Footwear 3-Few Tins of Goodness 4-Something to Cook ... 5-Ya Sense of Humor Yup that’s all ya need 4.tirty we start so don’t be late See more

06.01.2022 HHH Tomoz Rocky Point Cres big grassy area apparently!! It seems Scratchy has gone above and beyond with this effort Dunno really who nose come along and find out 4.30 this week bring the norm

04.01.2022 Gday Hashers bet you thought he’s forgot to do his hash trash again !! Well since it is now officially Halloween I will share with you what went on Thursdee Run 2143 set up by Swollen and what a rip snorting job he did again he just about owns the Halloween gig puts in a lot of time and effort thanks mate On with the bullshit - we kicked of from the old cannon and headed up that dead set awful hill toward territory park (hate that hill) once near the top we veered of... towards the pipeline and went down chucked a left at the bottom and wound up at the French blokes cave We were treated to jelly cups cupcakes and most importantly BEER the cave was decked with all things scary and a lot of scary people Still trying to work out why we had 3 yobbos dressed as life savers though?? Back at base Fitter was quite busy thinking up names welcoming 10 new crew and sorting out DD’s Dory - for eating herself Thunder Bolt - staked it no less than 8 times Rocket Man - short shorts And the budgie smuggler brigade (see photos) Two namings we welcomed Talkabit & Voldimor to the fray well done lads Awesome night as usual and great to see so many new faces full card tonight 38 signed in Till next week happy Halloween

01.01.2022 Rito Hashers we are kicking off from Maggie’s Knoll tomorrow 4.30 sharp Tight run smart run be on ya game Bring the usual you should no by now !! I recommend a can of go away mosquito spray seeya tomoz