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25.01.2022 Quazza just got taken to a whole new level guys

07.01.2022 QUAZZA: DAYS 9 & 10 As you can see, this post covers two days because think they ACTUALLY blurred into one warped, double-day of sorts. The only thing that actually differentiated the two separate days was that I watched Biden’s Inauguration (in other words, celebrated Trump’s departure) for one of those entire days. I don’t think I left my room once besides to do the discreet walk of shame to throw out the yoghurts that had been stacking up in the fridge last couple of days ...(again). And the other day was even better because I bit the bullet and ordered Sal’s Pizza which, if you are familiar with, is one of THEE GREATEST pizzas to feast on. Slices the size of a goddam Slip’n’Slide, and go well to rival real NY pizzas. Even though I’ve been raving about the food in iso, when I saw smoked salmon salad for lunch that day I was like this is it, this is the day I hit up Uber Eats and let me tell you I did not look back. The only downside was that I was so stuffed I couldn’t finish my Garlic Knots and I couldn’t save them because my fridge is still full to the fucking brim with chocolate milks and Sparkling Duet. It was like leaving a comrade behind, but alas it had to be done. I don’t doubt I’ll make up for it when I get out. Only a few days to go! See more

04.01.2022 I’m going to let you in on a little secret because it’s just too amazing to keep to myself. It would be selfish if I did. I want to give back to the masses; we ALL deserve true happiness. In a nutshell, the humble Griffin’s Thins are underrated biscuits. They appear like the chocolate biscuit version of a wafer cracker - and we all know those flimsy things have NO place in society (unless you have the dip/cheese manoeuvre down pat to avoid breaking the cracker AND your heart).... Hear me out though. Thins - not just ANY Thins, but JAFFA Thins - ads actually an elite player in the biscuit game. They’re the Ryu of Street Fighter 2, the @leahmob of the Housewives, the Seinfeld of iconic comedies. Aristocracy. But here’s the clincher. Straight off the Countdown shelf, they’re actually pretty average (the Blanka of Street Fighter, the Shannon of Housewives, the Big Bang Theory of Comedies, if you will). You want to know how they get to first class status? The fridge. Yes. The fucking REFRIGERATOR. Put those little bastards in the fridge for a couply hours, then get one out, fold it into a little sammy and BANG you have yourself a 90’s status Shore party in your mouth. You’re welcome guys. Enjoy. I like to give back. If you’d like to donate to the Elite Secret Treat Tips Society, swipe up (kidding, but imagine) See more

03.01.2022 I ventured outside, therefore I must eat an entire Sal’s pizza