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12.01.2022 here's a couple for you Susan; 1. An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician. "The dad says, "I am sorry, you cant have it both ways."... 2. Doctor's Office A guy walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, I haven't had a bowel movement in a week!" The doctor gives him a prescription for a mild laxative and tells him, "If it doesn't work, let me know." A week later the guy is back: "Doc, still no movement!" The doctor says, "Hmm, guess you need something stronger," and prescribes a powerful laxative. Still another week later the poor guy is back: "Doc, STILL nothing!" The doctor, worried, says, "We'd better get some more information about you to try to figure out what's going on. What do you do for a living? " "I'm a musician, I play the banjo." The doctor looks up and says, "Well, that's it! Here's $10.00. Go get something to eat!"
