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22.01.2022 I despise bears so imagine my horror when out camping in the wilds, I ran into one. Knowing it was me or him, I didn't give him time to think and blasted him three times in the head with my hunting rifle. Even though I had escaped this time, my ordeal got a whole lot worse. Mrs.Grylls reported me to the Police and I'm now facing a murder charge.... Read more at http://joke.net.au

12.01.2022 The other day me and my friends were 'talking to spirits' in an old prison. Hesitantly I asked, "how many of you are here? Knock one out for each person". For the next 4 hours there was constant bangs, I guess he'd taken my Request literally. Read More at http://joke.net.au

09.01.2022 Son: Are ghosts real? Dad: Of course not. Son: But the maid said they are. Dad: Son pack your bags....we don't have a maid... Read more at http://joke.net.au

08.01.2022 Have a funny joke you know submit it at http://joke.net.au

07.01.2022 An atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon Forest suddenly finds himself surrounded by a group of blood thirsty cannibals. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm screwed this time!" Suddenly there is a ray of light from Heaven and a voice booms out, "No, you are not screwed. All you have to do is pick up that rock at your feet and bash in the head of the chief cannibal standing in front of you". So the explorer picks up the rock and proceeds to ...bash the chief unconscious. As he stands over the body, breathing heavily and surrounded by hundreds of cannibals with looks of shock and anger on their faces, God's voice booms out again and says, "OK.....Now You're screwed". Read More Jokes at http://joke.net.au