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25.01.2022 Good morning fellow donut enthusiasts! I hope you have a GOOOOOOOD Friday! I have been driving around town in a fully sik Polo (GTIIIIIII) and exercising my body into submission. Life is good but I haven’t been out of the house this much since like early 2020 so yeah. Adjustments and tweaking things to be more organised. I’m still doing my videos so if you have requests let ‘my people’ know (‘my people’ is just me by the way)... #superPROfresh

22.01.2022 Do I regret going to bed late last night? Yes Do I regret having a shower before bed? No Do I regret sleeping in until 7 am? Noish... Do I regret teaching children how to cook? NO Do I feel guilty that I am laying on the couch right now whilst my ‘don’t even know how many’ kids eat breakfast not cooked by me? No That could be all I have to say but here comes the advice part.... You ready????? ..... ... .. . Teaching children to cook is a good idea and I think everyone should do it. Yeah, I said it! If you are worried about them burning bacon....even *I* have burnt bacon. After crying uncontrollably for burning the bacon I got over it and didn’t give myself a hard time....mistakes happen. PLUS no bacon was burnt today so everything I said above didn’t even need to be said but I said it anyhow. My other advice is sometimes getting up super early isn’t a good idea. So I give myself permission to listen to my body and sleep in *late* to 7am I did another boot camp session last night (32c....remember that devil temperature) and I can still walk today. Walking in sportsing victory! You could say that the trainer went easy on us because of the weather and you *might* be right but I am going to take any wins I can get! Happy Saturday everyone!! We made it! We.made.it This photo is from the other day....James made a funny face He is very cute and we really like him. He’s the *hardest work* but......look at him!

21.01.2022 So I did the exercise class last night and got home and kinda fell onto the couch. Wrecked I woke up this morning and I was (and still am) alive but NOOOOOTTTTT limber in ANY way.... I have survived and my thighs are saying HELLoooooohhhhh. Is this normal? I am asking because I have booked in for these ‘kill yourself publicly’ classes for the entire month (x3) a week. I don’t want to give up and I want to go to all of the classes I can.....but.... Will I be ok by tomorrow night? *Should I still go tomorrow*? I just tried ‘practice moves’ and.....no. The body said no. Was it hilarious? Yes. Could I do a burpee? 100% NO. So will I be ok by tomorrow night?? I’m not sure what to do. Signed, 95% crippled but spirits high! P.s I obviously won’t no way no how say this outside of this group because then the actual 190008373727171% sportso person will see that I am actually really weak and feeble Man! Just.wow. All the ‘oh my goodnesseseses’.

20.01.2022 I have A LOT of unanswered questions about #bones but BY GOLLY WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is looking after Christine when they are out and about at stupid o’clock? They haven’t got Sweets living with them anymore and if they don’t KILL stupid Pelant ASAP I am going to be yelling at the tv again. Spoiler alert I have googled EVERYTHING and know that Pelant will be killed and this isn’t real and I am not on blood pressure medication and I am typing this as Booth sneaks up and ugh! ... #christineneedssupervision #yaypelantisdead

20.01.2022 Here’s some free advice....if you ask your kids (or really anyone) is your room clean and they don’t immediately say yes....it is NOT clean. I repeat....it is NOT clean #toptips #cleanyourroom #donttellmenolies #ialwaysknow #rookies

18.01.2022 Ok.... As you probably (maybe don’t) know I have been working on a quilt and watching Bones ....Episode after episode........ Stitch after stitch..... I have been thoroughly enjoying myself AND feeling 100% tortured! The quilt? Bliss! Not one bit of trouble. Bones? 100% trouble! One episode I am up and having a great time! I am solving crimes left right and centre! I’m using ‘science nerd terminology’ in day to day life like it’s NOBODY’S business! I FULLY believe that I can kill a person and get away with it (let’s gloss over this and carry on) and also feel like I have truly missed my calling and I could be (in no particular order) an actor, forensic pathologist, NCIS agent, J.B Fletcher’s BFF AND Seth‘s BFF. A crime writer, psychologist....the WHOLE plate! BUT the pure torture of stoopid Bones and Booth (fun fact: a few episodes my brain suddenly thought is it Booth or Boots...the shame) not getting together is driving me crazy! My wake up time of getting up at 5am have gone out the window! I have totally been googling and driving myself crazy...about the show, not my wake up time. Thank the dear Lord above that Angela not her real name and Hodgins (Stanley) finally got married! Now I’m on another episode of ‘off’ where there is NO romance progression with Bones and Booth! Where is their humanity!!! P.s the quilt still isn’t finished but totally getting there. I had to sit down to type this but I should go to stupid bed and forget about Bones P.p.s another YouTube video uploading tomorrow..... #bethere

16.01.2022 https://youtu.be/hGxQ5QgB2QM

16.01.2022 Catching up https://youtu.be/21CAuybBWTI

15.01.2022 Details. It’s in the details

14.01.2022 I find it ironic that I named this page Josie’s donuts...I don’t feel worse than yesterday but still totally worse than having a body that works and bends and....works (yes, I needed to say that twice). Iyiyiyiyiyi!!!! I just need my body to work again by 7pm tonight.... Is that too much to ask? #workbodywork #feelingalltheburns #cantdomabythings

14.01.2022 https://youtu.be/U9GwGk668IY I am still around and still me. Sometimes I don’t feel so....*me* and then I need to go quiet for awhile and have a think and remember to just be happy. I have a wonderful life with an amazing husband and lovely, precious children. Here I am just being me and having a chat. I’ll be back to regular programming soon. Fun fact: if I ain’t so happy I can’t really *fake* being happy. So all my hilarious jokes etc can’t come out if I am...off kilter. Here’s to staying *on kilter*. Have a great weekend everyone! Another night shift week is nearly over #weallsaidamen p.s if you read this Mr. Ben Murphy....I TRULY love you! But only for forever. You are the greatest good

10.01.2022 I exercised and didn’t die. I am on the couch and might need Mr. Murphy to carry me to bed Wow! Just wow! Reckon I’ll be walking tomorrow? Currently HIGHLY doubtful! Stay tuned! ... I also drove the Polo and didn’t stall either way! I reverse parked!!! I’m basically the hero of the world but considering even my wrists hurt right now holding my phone I won’t be running no lap of honour and glory or nothing. Just.wow

04.01.2022 What age group do you think has it easiest? I also need to say that judging by that first sentence.....English is not my first language

03.01.2022 Currently drinking my coffee so I’ll see how I am after that

02.01.2022 Things I don’t understand and I am not sure if I want to understand but I see people doing them so 3% of my brain wonders if I should/care/do. In no particular order because that’s how I roll. 1. Bubble tea in colours that in no way match a colour of ‘realness’. I *think* I once heard someone say the balls are JUST tapioca........ Then I think of people telling me to add tapioca to my pies next time instead of cornflour. I don’t know what would happen to my stomach. I don’t believe it is worth the risk. This is like the show 24. Exactly like it apart from not being the same at all. It’s probably going to stay in the you can’t make me try it/watch it category for the rest of my loife. There’s lots of things in there. **Things like getting a tattoo or splitting my tongue, 24, Harry Potter books, bubble tea, kale (I have tried this and I won’t do it to myself anymore and just no), learning/doing math for fun. You get the point. It’s a long list. 2. I have been watching YouTube videos on how to cook the perfect steak/meat givemeallthemeatforevernoporkchops amen. I am also doing intermittent fasting....the holding back of drool is a challenging thing. Why would I torture myself like this (the videos, not the fasting)....I blame Ben. It’s easier that way. Today is Sunday. Sunday is the best day of the week. Followed closely by Friday and Saturday and any day my husband is home. I have tried retraining myself to like all the days of the week. I’m a work in progress there. 3. I think I am basically incapable of buying things ‘new’ anymore. Of course there are exceptions but now it seems like my brain says you already have everything you need PLUS I could totally find that cheaper at an op shop. #facts Op shops hold so many treasures and as a reformed I need all the bargains person I now have a list of treasures I search for.

02.01.2022 Bonus video today Here’s me chatting a bit (a few times) about some of the surprising things I have learnt during the time I was....learning how to drive a manual. I hope that my videos encourage other people to push past things that might be holding them back from living a happy and fulfilling life ... We only get one shot! https://youtu.be/oXo6zdBuHeQ

02.01.2022 Because I know this is your one stop shop for all things ‘cutting edge’ and ‘new trends’. **Add in parenting advice (unwarranted, no less), gardening expertise (Grace just told me the pepper plants are dying) and overall sound advice on every topic.... I come to you today to discuss the latest ‘important events’ in our nation....Continue reading

01.01.2022 I am attempting to make two pies....I have had the ‘help’ of Leah and Beth with a short visit from James....as in constant questions and suggestions and them wanting to eat the butter.... I *think* I finally got it all right and the pastry is chilling in the fridge.... The last time I made a pie was about 5??? Years ago....I hope to share my success with you all later!... I won’t share the pies though...soz 150% not keto and no shame To any of ‘youz’ who make pies or bake stuff often....you deserve a medal!