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25.01.2022 Christmas Hours: Closed from Christmas Day and open again 6.30am 8th January.

24.01.2022 A funny to brighten your day GO THE AUSSIES! THE AUSTRALIAN APPROACH A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked 'Do you have any sales experience?'... The young man answered 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Dubbo.' The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job. His first day was challenging and busy, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked, 'OK, so how many sales did you make today?' The Aussie said 'One!' The manager groaned and continued, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?' '124,237.64p.' The manager choked and exclaimed 124,237.64!! What the hell did you sell him?' 'Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook and then I sold him a new fishing rod.' 'Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engine Power Cat.' 'Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to car sales and I sold him the 4 x4 The manager, incredulous, said, 'You mean to tell me...a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a 4x4?' 'No, no, no... he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his lady friend and I said... 'Well, since your weekend's buggered mate, you might as well go fishing.' See more

22.01.2022 Guess What We've got.......Battered Marz Barz!!!!!!!!!!! Want some?

20.01.2022 Whoo Hoo!!! We've reached the next 50 milestone in likes. You know what that means....YES another draw for a $30.00 in store voucher. Stay tuned for the announcement soon.

17.01.2022 Has this ever happened to you? Several days ago as I left a meeting I desperately gave myself a personal search. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the car park.... My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen. As I scanned the car park I came to a terrifying conclusion! His theory was right. The car park was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all. "Hello My Love", I stammered; I always call him "My Love" in times like these. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen." There was a period of silence. I thought the call had disconnected, but then I heard his voice. He barked, "I dropped you off!" Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me." He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your bloody car." This is what they call, " the Golden Years!" See more

17.01.2022 tasters will be available from sunday arvo. Don't miss out!

16.01.2022 Manic Monday at Kensington on Branyan! Toasted Chicken and Bacon Sandwich only $4.50 today only. Coffee and Cake $7.00 (cnr Branyan and Electra)

14.01.2022 Beat the heat....Pancakes with blueberries or apples served with ice cream and whipped cream.....mmmmmmmm. 2 pancakes per serve only $5.50

13.01.2022 A little late but I'm sure you will agree http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=ln01p1M2cH0

10.01.2022 Here's your English lesson for the day! "Complete" or "Finished"? Some say there is no difference between ‘complete’ and ‘finished.’ Explained here is the difference in a way that is easy to understand.... When you marry the right woman, you are ‘complete.’ If you marry the wrong woman, you are ‘finished.’ And, if the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ‘completely finished.’

08.01.2022 time for another 1 I think. So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. The trouble is that the guy who owns the parrot is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swea...rs more than ever. Then the guy gets mad and says, "That's it. I'll get you." and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a veteran sailor blush. At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds, there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly goes very quiet. At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door. The bird calmly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on." The man is astounded. He can't understand the transformation that has come over the parrot. Then the parrot says, "By the way,may I ask what did the chicken do?" See more

08.01.2022 Congratulations to Shantelle Woodrow for winning our $30 in store voucher. To Reign in the New Year we have decided to give away a $20 in store voucher as well....Congratulations to Kyron Stanmore.

07.01.2022 Hmmmm, interesting..... http://food.ninemsn.com.au//saturated-fat-not-as-bad-for-h

07.01.2022 Have you had a "cronut"? Making them soon.http://cronut.org/ Making them end of this week. Come in and taste the US sensation.

06.01.2022 I never SHARE Recipes but this one seems delicious.. What do you guys think? of the day. Farmer Casserole ingredients:... 6 c. frozen shredded hash browns 1 1/2 c.shredded Cheddar cheese 2 cups diced cooked ham 1/2 c. sliced green onions 8 large beaten eggs Two 12-ounce c. evaporated milk 1/4 t. salt 1/4 t. pepper Arrange potatoes evenly in the bottom of the dish. Sprinkle with cheese, ham, and green onion. In a large mixing bowl, combine eggs, milk, salt and pepper. Pour egg mixture over potato mixture in dish. Bake at 350 45-55 min. Like & Share

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04.01.2022 Jo tyler....are you out there? ha ha. have scraps for chook if you want them.

04.01.2022 LOADED CAULIFLOWER I have reposted this several times but it is my most requested recipe right now. If you have not tried it, it is a MUST! It's low carb too!...!!!! Ingredients: 1 large head of Cauliflower cut into bite size pieces (approx 6 cups) 6-8 strips of bacon cooked and crumbled (Cooked in oven at 400 for 20 mins) 6 Tbs chopped Chives 1/2 cup Mayonnaise 1/2 cup Sour Cream 2 cups Colby Jack Cheese ( may use cheddar) 8 oz container sliced mushrooms Directions: Preheat oven to 425 In a large pot boil water and cook Cauliflower for 8 - 10 minutes, drain and let cool. In a large bowl combine sour cream, mayo, 1/2 of crumbled bacon, 3 tbs chives, 1 cups of cheese,mushrooms and cauliflower and mix well... place in baking dish and cover with remaining 1 cup of cheese and rest of bacon crumbles. Bake for 15-20 minutes until cheese is melted. top with remaining 3 Tbs chives and serve. ENJOY!!!! Like ~ Share ~ Comment ~ (share will save to your wall) **Feel free to FOLLOW ME. I am always posting awesome stuff!** https://www.facebook.com/nicole.m.riccio.3 `).´) (´ (.´´`.. **JOIN MY WINNING TEAM** JOIN MY TEAM: http://nriccio06.SBCPower.com/