Two chaps with an axe kitchen in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia | Restaurant

Two chaps with an axe kitchen

Locality: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

Phone: +61 3 9376 6414

Address: Corner Smithfield and racecourse Rd flemington 3031 Melbourne, VIC, Australia

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25.01.2022 Seeing as were basically big kids ourselves... ice creams & chocolate sauce $3 #dontminddoingitforthekids #doweeverreallygrowup #chocsauceforthewin

24.01.2022 The long awaited beast is here!!! Open from 12 today! So come on down XX

24.01.2022 Today’s menu folks! Dj’s started! Come down for a beer and snack xx

24.01.2022 Ah functions, gotta love them. Often an eclectic bunch of people (ie staff parties) thrown together to awkwardly eat our delicious food & get drunk on cheap beer but... TODAY IS THE DAY & IM SO BLOODY EXCITED! Tonight we are hosting the Victorian Quidditch Association!!! *squeels* #ultimateharrypotterfangirl #pleaselikeme #creep #needaseeker #cheflife

23.01.2022 We be making all the food!! Burgers, sit down meals, BBQs we got you covered

23.01.2022 New burger menu coming this Sunday! Watch this space...... The Beast is coming ................

23.01.2022 Sorry for our lack of chat chaps! We are on every Tuesday with our friends & legends that are Melbourne Blues Appreciation Society - MBAS. Our menu changes every week, as does the blues acts. Come down join for Tuesday night funtimes. Feature acts, seasonal meals, jam sessions... whats not to love? Well post the menu tomorrow after weve checked out what our lovely butchers from Newmarket Quality Meats have fresh for us (Last weeks hit dish was Tuscan sausage ragu with c...heesey polenta - sold out!) One of the team is learning the harmonica... guess who

22.01.2022 Todays menu folks! Djs started! Come down for a beer and snack xx

22.01.2022 Chef Tad battling with 20kgs of onions in prep for tomorrows Derby shenanigans with Illuminati Wines down at Flemington & Kensington Bowling Club. Vince Peach on the decks, promises to be a good one. Well be offering up classic toasties in the morning and avo to accompany the variety of delicious sparkling on offer. Good ol snags on the barbie mate in the evening, perfect to soak up that last, deeply regretable shot of tequila

21.01.2022 The final of winter pennant bowls Flemington & Kensington Bowling Club this Saturday, gonna be a cracker!! Prepping away one of our hot meal items available Saturday from 12... Lamb shank & rosemary pie - using the amazing meat from our pals down at Newmarket Quality Meats Also available, Chunky beef & stout pies, homemade sausage rolls (get in quick, theyve been a sell out everytime) & spinach, ricotta & filo pie (V) for all you veggos. Amoungst other deliciousness well ...fill you in about throughout the week. If youve wondered what on earth those bowlers get up to, come down on Saturday, grab yourself a hot pie & enjoy the action! #whomadeallthepies #piemunchers #bowlerseatwellwithus #flemkenbowls

21.01.2022 Every Tuesday baby, we be ridin' that midnight train to Georgia... or or wait, is it Kansas city here we come? Either way, tunes, food, cheap booze & best of all DJ Wheels on the decks ain't that right Robert?

18.01.2022 Our pals at Illuminati Wines have popped open the champagne, sun is out and we have the barbie all fired up. First off the ranks, our Porchetta Roll: slow roasted porchetta, crispy crackling, caramelised onions, salsa verde & homemade apple sauce $8.

17.01.2022 Seeing as we're basically big kids ourselves... ice creams & chocolate sauce $3 #dontminddoingitforthekids #doweeverreallygrowup #chocsauceforthewin

16.01.2022 We bloody love a good Melbourne Blues Appreciation Society - MBAS battle of the bands!!! Such variety & talent on show for 4 nights! As usual the team will be making our own sweet music in the kitchen... wait, too far? Were consulting with our pals down at Newmarket Quality Meats to check out whats fresh this week & well let you know so you as soon as weve finalised the menu. Rumour has it My Grannys apple pie is on the menu... photos to come

16.01.2022 Does anybody know the collective noun for quiche? Either way, goats cheese quiche on the menu tonight, amoungst other delicious morsels were pouring our blood, sweat & tears into for tonights Melbourne Blues Appreciation Society - MBAS menu. #prepfordays #cheflife #realmendoeatquiche #twochapswithanaxefoodstore

15.01.2022 Weve been having a lot of (messy) fun with flour today. BUT... no drying rack for homemade fresh pasta? Forgot that the old rolling pin finally kacked it? Nothing a little problem solving wont fix

15.01.2022 Aww yeah finals time is here!! The after three talent packed heats, 6 finalists will be whittled down to one performer being sent to Memphis courtesy of Melbourne Blues Appreciation Society - MBAS Bananas. If like us, youre a little musically challenged, kitchen is open from 5pm tonight, homemade pasta, chickpea & apriot tagine and our beef & stout pies. Come down to FlemKen bowls club, grab some scran & enjoy the show.

14.01.2022 Aw yeah bitches! Due to a mishap/google maps fail/we dont actually know, there is a blues double headliner tonight! Thats two headline acts plus the sick jams after, not to mention the LPs on sale. Parmas (veggo & classic), tuscan sausage ragu (back by popular demand) aaaaaand our pecan & choc chip gooey brownies all on offer tonight. Come one, you know you want it

13.01.2022 As absolutely gutted as we are as diehard Geelong fans... #gothetiges #yellowandblack #tigerseatcrows #weworkyoueat #cheflife #finalsfever

12.01.2022 Every Tuesday baby, we be ridin that midnight train to Georgia... or or wait, is it Kansas city here we come? Either way, tunes, food, cheap booze & best of all DJ Wheels on the decks aint that right Robert?

10.01.2022 Chef Tad battling with 20kg's of onions in prep for tomorrows Derby shenanigans with Illuminati Wines down at Flemington & Kensington Bowling Club. Vince Peach on the decks, promises to be a good one. We'll be offering up classic toasties in the morning and avo to accompany the variety of delicious sparkling on offer. Good ol' snags on the barbie mate in the evening, perfect to soak up that last, deeply regretable shot of tequila

10.01.2022 Our fridges are empty, our souls are bare, the haze y far off sound of the kitchen printer is leaving our dishy twitching on the floor... However, we made it! Our super crew has managed to smash out our 3rd function this week that has been organised & completed within less than 24 hours. So fear not! If youve left your organising a little late, we seem to be specialising in that kind of thing

10.01.2022 A friendly reminder to all that not only do we sling delicious food for paying customers on blues nights & special events, we also cater all types of functioms! In fact, weve just had a catering enquiry to cater for the Victorian Quidditch Association Victorian. Quidditch.... Association. whispers *please like us*

09.01.2022 We're getting with those Jamaican vibes today with Island Records Session IPA! Jamaican themed menu to follow...

09.01.2022 Hey folks, well be slinging burgers tonight from 6, so if you are having two chaps withdrawals head on down!!! See you soon kiddies xxxxx

08.01.2022 Introducing our Super Liuzzo basically a meatball sub slow braised meatballs, mozzarella cheese, Parmesan and parsley! Only $10 today only xxx

08.01.2022 Introducing our Super Liuzzo basically a meatball sub slow braised meatballs, mozzarella cheese, Parmesan and parsley! Only $10 today only xxx

08.01.2022 Prepping away for this weekend of mega functions, one of which im ridiculously excited about, however that can wait. They dont like to let me out the kitchen for too long. So yeah, fresh herbs. #someinstagramcrapblahblahblah

07.01.2022 Woop woop getting ready for Melbourne Blues Appreciation Society - MBAS challenge week #happycrew #alltheblues #cantwaitforthemusic

07.01.2022 The long awaited beast is here!!! Open from 12 today! So come on down XX

07.01.2022 *EDIT* BEERS!! BOWLING!! BURGERS!!! Bowling with the brewers was the best of fun. Were interested in doing another (and then maybe another... and another) depending on demand. Be sure to let the Flem Ken bowls club know if you fancy it *If it is your cute child photo bombing the background , give us a shout (pm/comment/tag yer pal) for a $50 food voucher* ... #youngestflemkenmemberever #legend

07.01.2022 Weve been waiting for these guys to come back for months!!! Dreamboogie on at tonights Melbourne Blues Appreciation Society - MBAS down at Flemington & Kensington Bowling Club. Tonights menu features the usual shenanigans 300g porterhouse, coopers batttered fish & chips plus a few more dishes back by popular request (hand-minced porterhouse lasagna and our lentil dahl curry with poppadums) As we say in the motherland, tonights gonnae be a belter

06.01.2022 Were getting with those Jamaican vibes today with Island Records Session IPA! Jamaican themed menu to follow...

06.01.2022 Assembling all hipsters! (But also the rest of us who just love beer) grab your flannel shirt, trim your beards, fire up that smoker... oh wait thats our job! Burgers, beers & bowls are on this Sunday. - Seaweed & Kereru Brewing Company battered fish burger - 12 hour braised pulled pork burger with chipotle slaw - Classic homemade American cheeseburger - Red Gum House smoked 3-bean burger with slaw ... Book through details below!

05.01.2022 Guess whos back, guess whos back guess who back na na na na... etc. Well well well, look whos back!!! Reincarnated as Sunday Sessions from last years rock n rollo. Get your arses down for Sunday funday Sessions, RRR DJs back, burgers back, banter back! As per usual first person to sing the eminem intro gets a free burger

04.01.2022 Ready to rock #deathlyhallows #harrypotterobsession #coulndtaffordafirebolt #twochapswithanaxefoodstore #quidditchfunction

04.01.2022 Derby day shenanigans. Get in amoungst this guys, not only will we be slinging a variety of deliciousness (gourmet toasties, bbq, $1 smoked wings) our pals at Illuminati Wines will be offering up a range of fantastic European wines & sparkling, plus bare foot bowls all day at Flemington & Kensington Bowling Club

03.01.2022 Not only are we doing Sunday Sessions all summer long! Were kicking off with a bang with The Running Bears this Sunday Flemington & Kensington Bowling Club. Well be slinging a range of our delicious burgers includig last years favourite, The Parmarama chicken schnitzel, napoli, cheese, and to top it off garlic buttered milk bun. Like that sloppy, messy, drunken snog from that guy youve always thought was oh so dreamy, you know you want it

03.01.2022 Tonights (veggo friendly) menu for the Mbas House of Blues - Flemington Bowls Club. Come down for scrackin tunes, cheap booze & hearty home made meals

02.01.2022 Our lovely butchers down at Newmarket Quality Meats had the most delicious looking lamb shanks on offer today, we couldnt resist. Preferably ordered in a Sean Connery accent

02.01.2022 Island take over time!! Grab your dreads, the legends from Island Records Session IPA through our pals at @edgebrewing. Tasty beer, sunny day, Jamaican me hungry... sorry. Heres a sneak peak at our polenta crumbed fish, rice & beans & jack fruit salad. Get amoungst it!

02.01.2022 Not only are we doing Sunday Sessions all summer long! We're kicking off with a bang with The Running Bears this Sunday Flemington & Kensington Bowling Club. We'll be slinging a range of our delicious burgers includig last years favourite, 'The Parmarama' chicken schnitzel, napoli, cheese, and to top it off garlic buttered milk bun. Like that sloppy, messy, drunken snog from that guy you've always thought was 'oh so dreamy', you know you want it

01.01.2022 Awww yah functions are over, time for beer... (ironically)