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20.01.2022 Special thanks to Tiger Mitch who took one for the team yesterday and missed the game to head over to Spain and sign the below pictured man to the Mac Dragons for 2021. Deal was finalised after he accepted a 350g Angus Rump Steak (grass fed organic) as part of the transfer fee plus a year supply of mini frankfurts. He agreed that he would only appear off the bench and would have to work for his place in the Starting XI.

10.01.2022 DRAGONS PROMOTED TO PREMIER LEAGUE. ECSTATIC SCENES; LOCALS CALL MACQUARIE UNIVERSITY SECURITY GUARDS TO WATERLOO PARK IN A HOPE TO TAKE DOWN STREAKING GAFFER CELEBRATIONS.

09.01.2022 One week tomorrow since first grade plucked the Ravens 5-1 in the Grand Final.

05.01.2022 Bundy and Tiger to spend the night in the slammer after running through Macquarie Centre naked following today's plunder of silverware. News is they nearly made it to the food court before being tackled by security guards and escorted to the local cop shop. They will be represented in court by yours truly. More to come on today's events which unfolded.