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Mallee Signs & Graphics

Locality: Pinnaroo, South Australia

Phone: +61 407 604 484

Address: 26 Adelaide Road 5304 Pinnaroo, SA, Australia

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25.01.2022 7th November 1999 we registered our business. Pinnaroo Independent Tyre Service, myself and Stephen Davies we decided that there needed to be another tyre garage due to McLeod tyres closed in Pinnaroo. We started purchasing tyres thru a small Bridgestone tyre dealer in Adelaide but as demand got bigger he suggested we start opening accounts with, Bridgestone, Goodyear/Dunlop, Yokohama, Toyo, Cooper tyres, and petty much all the major tyre brands direct so we did. I s...tarted then gaining my qualification as a motor mechanic and passed it so I could service and repair motor vehicles motor cycles etc. Including gaining my licence for automotive air conditioning, fitting, service and repair. The purchase of a tilt slide tow truck had also been a handy asset and compliments the RAA road service contact, also available for vehicle recovery from accident or moving small machinery etc around . Sometime 2005 I started the exciting sideline in sigwriting to compliment the business. In November 2019, 20 years on and the business is still going strong, still supplying, fitting, repairing tyres, vehicle service and repairs, air conditioning, wheel alignment and more. Sign writing, from design, digitally printed or computer cut vinyl, make and install any size or shape. Banner printing and making, photographic printing on canvas and heat transfer on clothing are some of the things we can do at Pinnaroo Independent Tyre Service, Mallee Signs & Graphics. For the months of November and December 2019 I'll be running a little promotion with a FREE give away of a great little LED trouble light type of torch, handy for the glove box or just around the home. Super bright.. come in and purchase 2 tyres or book in for a service or vehicle repair or need a new car battery or wheel alignment or air conditioner service and you'll get one free as a memento celebrating 20 years of business in Pinnaroo. Give us a call on 08 8577 8189 or mobile 0407 604484 to arrange your needs too be catered for. Thanks and chat soon... Chris Black... (pics are of the LED torch/ Work light, inscribed with a 20 year commemorative message)... See more

25.01.2022 Start the week off laughing... .... But please remove your cap... Two men are playing golf. One of them is about to take a swing when a funeral procession appears on the road next to the course. He stops mid-swing, takes off his cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head in contemplation.... His opponent comments: "That must be the most touching thing I've ever seen. You are a very feeling man." The man, recovering himself, replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."

25.01.2022 Its been awhile since I've posted anything, we've had a great Christmas and me year break. Tomorrow 20th jan I'll be heading to Adelaide / Salisbury to erect a large doubled sided sign at a primary school. This sign will replace an older faded out of date sign that is in the school grounds. I've been lucky enough to have got this work thought my Facebook page and RAA jobs I've done for people etc. I am hoping it will only take me 2 days to erect/ replace the sign so should be back in my workshop Wednesday. Pics are me trailer and Ute loaded ready for an early start on the road. Cheers all and watch this space for updates. ..

25.01.2022 LYFO.. Tuesday morning coffee laugh... but how true.. A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose... with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life." The Harley rider replies, "Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right." The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?" The biker replies "I'm a U.S. Marine, a Republican and I voted for Trump." The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: "U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH" And THAT pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days! See more

25.01.2022 Hump Day Laughs.. Wine wine wine and Beer, A glass of wine To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and, those who don't... and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand: As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials,scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or rum, whiskey or other liquor). This is because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop. Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink water and be full of crap. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

24.01.2022 Mid Week Laugh... LOL it's been a while............ Yukky, A nice old lady on a bus offers the driver some peanuts. He's happy to take some. He asks her after a while why she isn't having any herself. "Oh, young man," she says, "they're too hard on my poor teeth, I can't eat them."... "Why do you buy peanuts at all then?" asks the driver. "You see, I just love the chocolate they're covered in!" See more

24.01.2022 Mid week laugh.. "Dont SHOOT" Yesterday I got my permit to carry a concealed weapon. So today, I went over to the local Gun Shop to get a 9mm handgun for home/personal protection. When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, -"Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to the AFP about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!

23.01.2022 It's Monday ... good time to have a laugh... A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy, reviving him.... 'Arrgh! What happened?' the Leprechaun asked. 'I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball,' the golfer says. 'Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want?' 'Thank God, you're all right!' the golfer answers in relief. 'I don't want anything, I'm just glad you're OK, and I apologize.' And the golfer walks off. 'What a nice guy,' the Leprechaun says to himself. I have to do something for him. I'll give him the three things I would want... a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life.' A year goes by and the golfer is back. On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into the woods and the Leprechaun is there waiting for him. 'Twas me that made ye hit the ball here, ' the little guy says. 'I just want to ask ye, how's yer golf game?' 'My game is fantastic!' the golfer answers. I'm an internationally famous golfer now.' He adds, 'By the way, it's good to see you're all right.' 'Oh, I'm fine now, thank ye. I did that fer yer golf game, you know. And tell me, how's yer money situation?' 'Why, it's just wonderful!' the golfer states. 'When I need cash, I just reach in my pocket and pull out 20.00 notes I didn't even know were there!' 'I did that fer ye also.' And tell me, how's yer sex life?' The golfer blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment, and says shyly, 'It's OK.' C'mon, c'mon now,' urged the Leprechaun, 'I'm wanting to know if I did a good job. How many times a week?' Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers, 'Once, sometimes twice a week.' 'What??' responds the Leprechaun in shock. 'That's all? Only once or twice a week?' 'Well,' says the golfer, 'I figure that's not bad for a Catholic priest in a small parish.

23.01.2022 Gotta love working Saturdays.. lol just checking fluids before a recovery trip to KingstonSE.. Ford focus..... should take the fishing rod.. lol..

22.01.2022 Monday evening laugh b4 dinner ,, , but listen carefully... LOL My wife Andrea found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the pharmacy and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.... Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms." The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days." Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer." The pharmacist said, "Well, stay off your bicycle for at least a week." See more

22.01.2022 Mothers day 2019, Edna and Nancy.. miss you always here's a memory pic.. (Designed, printed and made by Mallee Signs & Graphics).

21.01.2022 Had the pleasure of doing another sign job for Boyd Marks of Marks Pastoral - Cactus Bore, Swan Reach today. His logo and business details for his small refrigerated van on back of Toyota Hilux ... printed on clear vinyl and overlamimated with same clear vinyl. I chose to print on the printable clear because the white of the van would be a different white to the normal white printable vinyl. The clear will show the white of the van through it. The finish result was great and pretty sure Boyd is as happy with the finished job as me. Check his Facebook page out and try some of his Berkshire Pork, with Wagyu Beef and Prime Lamb coming soon..

21.01.2022 Hump Day Laugh.. .... confessional... "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"... "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?" "Please, Father! I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Four months vacation and five good leads... See more

18.01.2022 Mid week laugh. Im glad this wasn't me... Astronomy and the COLONOSCOPY REPORT ... During my check-up I asked the Doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then? He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now." I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense." He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke !."

18.01.2022 Wake up laughing... Hump day joke... A man went to Macquarie Street in Sydney having seen an ad for a Gynaecologist's Assistant. Naturally interested, he went in and asked the secretary for details.... The secretary pulled up the file and read: "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynaecologist. "You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils to relax them so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination. "The annual salary is $95,000 and, if you're interested, you'll have to go to Wollongong." " My God, is that where the job is?" asked the man. "No Sir, that's where the end of the queue is." See more

18.01.2022 LYFO... start the week laughing Jack & Jill lol Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side "When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers" he said. "I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on. When she did they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large.... I told her of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and... I always will. Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem." Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill home, alone after the wedding he did the same thing; took of his trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them. "Exactly" replied Jack "I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that " Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave then to Jack " Try on these" she said, so he tried them on but they were too small. "I can't possibly get into your knickers" said Jack, "Exactly " replied Jill. "And if you don't change your bloody attitude, you never will. " See more

18.01.2022 Mid week laugh.... Wow. Friends... Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over. The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 000. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"... The operator says "Please stay calm. I will help you. First of all, let's make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a gun shot. The guy gets back on the phone and says "OK, now what?"

17.01.2022 LYFO.. Tuesday morning coffee laugh... but how true.. A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose... with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life." The Harley rider replies, "Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right." The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?" The biker replies "I'm a U.S. Marine, a Republican and I voted for Trump." The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: "U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH" And THAT pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days! See more

17.01.2022 Monday , start off the week smiling... Guys you need to remember this ,,, hahaha MALE LOGIC..............FLAWLESS This a conversation between a man and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply, but then she is speechless after answering only one question. ... l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there: Woman asks: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about three Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 (this is where it gets scary!) Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink beer, that money could have been put in an interest bearing savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane? Man then asks: Do you drink beer? Woman: No. Man: Where is your airplane?

17.01.2022 Its been awhile since I've posted anything, we've had a great Christmas and me year break. Tomorrow 20th jan I'll be heading to Adelaide / Salisbury to erect a large doubled sided sign at a primary school. This sign will replace an older faded out of date sign that is in the school grounds. I've been lucky enough to have got this work thought my Facebook page and RAA jobs I've done for people etc. I am hoping it will only take me 2 days to erect/ replace the sign so should be back in my workshop Wednesday. Pics are me trailer and Ute loaded ready for an early start on the road. Cheers all and watch this space for updates. ..

17.01.2022 Laughter At night is good... but not with VB...... Three blokes were working on a high rise building project, Macca, Chook and Simmo. Chook falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Simmo says,"Someone should go and tell his wife." Macca says, "OK, I`m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, Macca comes back carrying a slab of VB. Simmo says,"Where did you get that, Macca?" "Chook's missus gave it to me." "Tha...t's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?" Macca says, "Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her, "You must be Chook`s widow." She said, "No, I'm not a widow." And I said, "Wanna bet me a slab See more

16.01.2022 Dick and Lisa BOTH show early symptoms. Lisa STAYS HOME, gets tested and awaits her results . Dick goes to work , stops for a quick drink at the local bar, pops by his parents house, hits the gym, begins to feel worse (eh, but even if he does have it, he's healthy, so he'll recover quickly). Dick finally decides to get tested . Both Dick and Lisa get positive test results. Lisa infects no one once she started to show symptoms. Dick potentially infects dozens, if not hundreds, by his SELFISH behavior. Be like Lisa . Don't be a Dick .

16.01.2022 Little Johnny asks his grade 3 teacher, "miss why is England called a kingdom?" Teacher replies "because it's ruled by a king Johnny"... Little Johnny says "Ohh ok miss, is that why Australia is called a country."..

15.01.2022 It's taken nearly 5 years to finalise it but the wait has been worth it. Yesterday the headstone for my parents Bill and Nancy was placed on thier grave. It's finally replaced the white marble headstone that Nancy had made for her husband. Now it's with great pleasure and sorrow thier new headstone is now in place showing them together. With the coordination of Leon from Riverland Memorial and myself Mallee Signs and Graphics it's now designed and finished. Unfortunately ...Bill died before the digital age and trying to find a suitable picture of them both was not easy but picture of them both and the rest of it shows how the different times can now be collaborated with the latest in digital sign printing technology at Mallee Signs and Graphics.. Have a look when you're visiting the lawn section of the Pinnaroo cemetery (1st row, 2nd on the left as you walk through the Diosma hedges into the lawn section.) .. See more

15.01.2022 I've now been and sign job done. Some pics of the progress and final job finished. This was at St Augustine's Parish School on commercial rd Salisbury. The structure was existing however the old tin signs had to be removed and the frame modified to suit the new aluminum composite panel printed signs, 3 panels per side. It was great to work with the management staff at the school and designer to get it to the successful sign it is now. Pics show the modified structure ready for the 6 panels to be mounted. Plus the finished product from both sides. Thank you to the principal, management and staff of St Augustine's Parish School, Salisbury. For the opportunity to supply, make and install your new school sign. Enjoy it for years..

14.01.2022 Please watch this video from Indian news channel WION. We need to be very suspicious of China.

14.01.2022 Tuesday , Try laughing in the arvo.. .. always at the Irish .. LOL Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub watching the Tour de France on TV. Seamus shook his head and asked, "Whoi t'e hell do they do that?"... "Do what?" asked Mick. "Go on them boikes for moiles and moiles, up and down t'e hills, round t'e bends. Day after day, week after week. No matter if it's oicy, rainin?, snowin?, hailin? .. .. .. why would they torture themselves like that?" "Tis all for the prestige and the money," replied Mick, "You know the winner gets about a half a million Euros?. "Yeah, I understand that." said Seamus, "But why do all the others do it?" See more

13.01.2022 Little Johnny asks his grade 3 teacher, "miss why is England called a kingdom?" Teacher replies "because it's ruled by a king Johnny"... Little Johnny says "Ohh ok miss, is that why Australia is called a country."..

13.01.2022 LYFO... start the week laughing Jack & Jill lol Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side "When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers" he said. "I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on. When she did they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large.... I told her of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and... I always will. Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem." Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill home, alone after the wedding he did the same thing; took of his trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them. "Exactly" replied Jack "I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that " Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave then to Jack " Try on these" she said, so he tried them on but they were too small. "I can't possibly get into your knickers" said Jack, "Exactly " replied Jill. "And if you don't change your bloody attitude, you never will. " See more

12.01.2022 LYFO Midweek Laugh.... One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, killing him instantly.... Brought before the court, on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her defence. 'Your Honour,' she began coolly, 'I figured that at 92, if he could screw, he could fly.' See more

12.01.2022 Mallee Signs and Graphics, Pinnaroo Independent Tyre Service will be closed tomorrow Wednesday 28/3/2018 due to an appointment at the RAH, Thursday 29th until Tuesday 3rd April will be closed due to the Easter break.. apologies for any inconvenience caused. RAA Callouts will be covered by another contractor. Cheers and all have a safe and Happy Easter

11.01.2022 I've now been and sign job done. Some pics of the progress and final job finished. This was at St Augustine's Parish School on commercial rd Salisbury. The structure was existing however the old tin signs had to be removed and the frame modified to suit the new aluminum composite panel printed signs, 3 panels per side. It was great to work with the management staff at the school and designer to get it to the successful sign it is now. Pics show the modified structure ready for the 6 panels to be mounted. Plus the finished product from both sides. Thank you to the principal, management and staff of St Augustine's Parish School, Salisbury. For the opportunity to supply, make and install your new school sign. Enjoy it for years..

11.01.2022 Monday Joke time .. No dandruff either... LOL Don't wash your hair in the shower (It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful) ... IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT ..... A WARNING TO US ALL!!! I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME." No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well, I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dishwashing detergent instead. Its label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE." Problem solved! If I don't answer the phone I'll be in the shower! See more

10.01.2022 It's been ages since any posts on sign jobs I've done.. he's a few I've been busy at over the past few months.. Kinnaird Clean.. Paul's new Toyota Hiace van signs with vision vu in the windows. I'll post more pics with titles

10.01.2022 Maybe you've seen this. Vision vu on the rear window of my work ute.

09.01.2022 Hump Day Laugh.. .... confessional... "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"... "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?" "Please, Father! I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Four months vacation and five good leads... See more

09.01.2022 Start the week off laughing ... ............Barbie........ One day a father leaves work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, sir? ... 'We have - Work Out Barbie, Shopping Barbie, Beach Barbie, Disco Barbie, Ballerina Barbie, Astronaut Barbie and Skater Barbie, all of which cost $19.95 each and we also have Divorced Barbie, for $265.95'. The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?' The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs and answers: 'Sir...Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain with Ken's balls on it'. See more

09.01.2022 Hanton and Sharrad, Jamie is now manufacturing a deep ripper plough for agricultural industry I've supplied the name signs for his machinery..

08.01.2022 Mid week laughing more .. "The Irish ... its a Miracle..." Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it's a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast always lands butter-side down. He rushes round to the presbytery to see Father Flanagan, tells the priest that a miracle has occurred in his kitchen but won't say what it is. Instead, he asks Fr Flanagan to come and see it with his ...own eyes. Murphy leads Fr Flanagan back to his house, into his kitchen and asks him what he sees on the floor. "Well," says the priest, "it's pretty obvious. Someone has dropped some buttered toast on the floor and then, for some reason, they flipped it over so the butter is on top." "No, Father, I dropped it and it landed like that!" exclaimed Murphy. "Oh, my Lord!" says Fr Flanagan. "Dropped toast never lands with the butter side up. It's a mir...." He stood, speechless for a moment, before he continued. "Wait... it's not for me to say it's a miracle. I'll have to report this matter to the Bishop and he'll have to deal with it. He'll send some people round to interview you, take photos and all that." A thorough investigation is conducted, not only by the archdiocese but by scientists sent over from the Curia in Rome. No expense is spared. There is great excitement in the town as everyone knows that a miracle will bring in much-needed tourism revenue. Then, after 8 long weeks and with great fanfare, the Bishop announces the final ruling."It is certain that some kind of an extraordinary event took place in Murphy's kitchen, quite outside the natural laws of the universe. Yet the Holy See must be very cautious before ruling a miracle. All other explanations must be ruled out. Unfortunately, in this case, it has been declared 'No Miracle' because they think that Murphy may have buttered the toast on the wrong side!" See more

07.01.2022 Sign work on the food van for Demi's Kitchen. For take away food with an Asian cuisine. Demi's Kitchen is located in her front yard on the corner of Bundey Tce and Hamburg Tce PINNAROO.

06.01.2022 LYFO... Hump day funny all smelling Rosie The professor was telling his early morning class, "I've found that the best way to start the day is to exercise for five minutes, take a deep breath of fresh air, and then have a bowl of delicious cereal with raisins and almonds and a cup of green tea and finish with a cold shower. Then I feel rosie all over." A sleepy voice from the back of the room said, "Tell us more about Rosie."

05.01.2022 7th November 1999 we registered our business. Pinnaroo Independent Tyre Service, myself and Stephen Davies we decided that there needed to be another tyre garage due to McLeod tyres closed in Pinnaroo. We started purchasing tyres thru a small Bridgestone tyre dealer in Adelaide but as demand got bigger he suggested we start opening accounts with, Bridgestone, Goodyear/Dunlop, Yokohama, Toyo, Cooper tyres, and petty much all the major tyre brands direct so we did. I s...tarted then gaining my qualification as a motor mechanic and passed it so I could service and repair motor vehicles motor cycles etc. Including gaining my licence for automotive air conditioning, fitting, service and repair. The purchase of a tilt slide tow truck had also been a handy asset and compliments the RAA road service contact, also available for vehicle recovery from accident or moving small machinery etc around . Sometime 2005 I started the exciting sideline in sigwriting to compliment the business. In November 2019, 20 years on and the business is still going strong, still supplying, fitting, repairing tyres, vehicle service and repairs, air conditioning, wheel alignment and more. Sign writing, from design, digitally printed or computer cut vinyl, make and install any size or shape. Banner printing and making, photographic printing on canvas and heat transfer on clothing are some of the things we can do at Pinnaroo Independent Tyre Service, Mallee Signs & Graphics. For the months of November and December 2019 I'll be running a little promotion with a FREE give away of a great little LED trouble light type of torch, handy for the glove box or just around the home. Super bright.. come in and purchase 2 tyres or book in for a service or vehicle repair or need a new car battery or wheel alignment or air conditioner service and you'll get one free as a memento celebrating 20 years of business in Pinnaroo. Give us a call on 08 8577 8189 or mobile 0407 604484 to arrange your needs too be catered for. Thanks and chat soon... Chris Black... (pics are of the LED torch/ Work light, inscribed with a 20 year commemorative message)... See more

05.01.2022 Friday afternoon laugh.. the blondes are back..... 2 blonde women sitting on a park bench, 1 says to the other "I had sex with a Brazilian last week, the other turns to her and says "you dirty bitch, how many guys in a Brazilian?

04.01.2022 Its's Tuesday , Time to Laugh.. Is she on your Guest List ??? hahaha The wedding ceremony came to the point where the Minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.... The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She stood up and started walking slowly towards the pastor. The congregation was aghast as the penny dropped. The Groom's jaw dropped as he stared disbelievingly that the approaching young woman and child. Chaos ensued. The bride threw the bouquet in the air and burst out crying. Then the groom's mother fainted. The Best men started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation. The Minister asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward? What do you have to say?" There was absolute silence in the church. The woman replied, "We can't hear at the back."

04.01.2022 LYFO... Monday ... After being married for 55 years this month, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty-five years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa-bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But hey I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl. Now ... I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 77-year-old woman. So I said to my wife "it seems to me that you're not h...olding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!

03.01.2022 Hump Day ,,, time to laugh ... The Bus trip .. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, the young blonde woman became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. ... So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!' The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.' See more

03.01.2022 I travelled to Padthaway to measure up and design and make shop from signs for John Okaroh of The Murrayville Pharmacy. More jobs with pics to follow.

02.01.2022 Mothers day 2019, Edna and Nancy.. miss you always here's a memory pic.. (Designed, printed and made by Mallee Signs & Graphics).

02.01.2022 Mid WEEK laugh.. ahh "The Queen" Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven. The angel said:... "Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven. The angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly took off her top and said: "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity." The angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question. The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushed it without saying a word. The Angel immediately said: "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven." Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me? "Sorry, Dolly," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are.

01.01.2022 Well 2 months to go and we'll be 20 years old. We started Pinnaroo independent Tyre Service November 1999 and now in November 2019 we turn 20.. it's a fairly big achievement for a one man band in Pinnaroo, started just selling and fitting a few tyres for a few customers and doing wheel alignments. Now I'm still selling tyres and doing wheel alignments plus lots lots more, I'm a qualified mechanic now and have been for most of the 20 years, repairing and regasing car air con...ditioners , auto electrical thru to full blown mechanical work. I'd like to thank all the customers that have supported the business over the past 2 decades and hope to be here in another decade plus. 7 years ago I took on the RAA Roadside Contractor roll and that had been a great benefit to the business and having the support and backing of the RAA has been a big bonus also purchasing a large tilt tray tow truck is another great asset to my business and the community, with 24hour towing available for any breakdown or road accident etc. SAPOL towing also another great thing for the district. To diversify about14 years ago I also took on another role and took on yo venture out into the world of graphics and sign writing and now also offer all types of sign work and graphic design etc. From the smallest letters of honour board updating to the largest of signs for all applications either sporting clubs , business frontage/facade, windows, vehicle signage plus lots more via the means of computer cut vinyl to digitally printed signs of any size and banners , canvas printed portraits and heat pressed decals on clothing.. Once again id like to thank all the people that have supported both Pinnaroo Independent Tyre Service and Mallee Signs & Graphics over the years and look forward to being of service to you in any way I can. Call in to see me 26 Adelaide Rd Pinnaroo or call me on 0407 604484. Email [email protected]. Cheers Chris Black...

01.01.2022 It's taken nearly 5 years to finalise it but the wait has been worth it. Yesterday the headstone for my parents Bill and Nancy was placed on thier grave. It's finally replaced the white marble headstone that Nancy had made for her husband. Now it's with great pleasure and sorrow thier new headstone is now in place showing them together. With the coordination of Leon from Riverland Memorial and myself Mallee Signs and Graphics it's now designed and finished. Unfortunately ...Bill died before the digital age and trying to find a suitable picture of them both was not easy but picture of them both and the rest of it shows how the different times can now be collaborated with the latest in digital sign printing technology at Mallee Signs and Graphics.. Have a look when you're visiting the lawn section of the Pinnaroo cemetery (1st row, 2nd on the left as you walk through the Diosma hedges into the lawn section.) .. See more

01.01.2022 Monday night laugh out loud... "Ahhh that sweet smell..." A Sergeant and a General were sitting in the barber's. They were both just getting to the end of their shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces The General shouted, "Hey, don't put that smelly stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a brothel!"... The Sergeant turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on me. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like... See more