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25.01.2022 Your lady friend wants some action but you just want to break into your neighbours house and steal their dog. Why not put some blow flys in an empty bottle of maximus while you put on your favourite pair of nikes. #lovetips #truelove #ashleymadison

24.01.2022 Todays Fun Fact: Charlie Sheen only survived the copies amount of drug binges due to his smart move of sipping a delicious, life-saving hydration-giving Maximus. - Maximus.

23.01.2022 Abbot didnt have his Man Sized Maximus after a bad batch of pingas and look what happened. Shoulda had your maximus mate. Maximus.

21.01.2022 You take the blue maximus, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red maximus you stay in blacktown and I show you how deep the binge goes. Maximus.

20.01.2022 Now available in two exciting new flavours: Shut the fuck up Yellow & Racist Orange. Shove one down your face hole today. Maximus

19.01.2022 Drop some maximus when darude sandstorm comes on. Maximus

19.01.2022 New flavours coming soon: Child Tears Green & Prostitute purple. Available at a caltex near you. Maximus.

19.01.2022 Making cooked cunts feel less cooked. Maximus.

17.01.2022 If you didnt wake up on New Years Day with only half a pack of ciggies left, missing a shoe and two bottles of Maximus next to your pile of puke, Did you even NYE properly?

17.01.2022 Were giving away 50 sets of maximum man sized adult diapers for all you losers who cant hold your piss. To win: Tongue kiss your postman

15.01.2022 Better than pissing in the street, almost MAXIMUS

14.01.2022 Give the gift of Maximus this year.... and have a very merry munted Maximus! -Maximus.

13.01.2022 Remember to drop your dingas with a refreshing cold Maximus, to make sure you are hydrated this festive season

13.01.2022 Got the Man-Flu? Have maximus, with its 30% added pseudoeffadrine and methaphetamine, maximus will surely warm your winter blues. Maximus.

12.01.2022 Dont piss on your dog

12.01.2022 Ran out of heroin? Inject Maximus.

11.01.2022 Ian Thorpe does not approve of Maximus. Maximus.

11.01.2022 Meth - not even once. Maximus - inject 100 at once. - Maximus

10.01.2022 How it feels to drink Maximus.

10.01.2022 People often ask what is in Maximus. We are here to tell you we use the following ingredients: - Purified Water - Sucrose - Electrolytes - Flavour... - Crack Cocaine - More Electrolytes. Maximus.

10.01.2022 We hate each and every one of you. Maximus.

08.01.2022 COMING SOON. Shannon Noll Special edition maximus.COMING SOON. Shannon Noll Special edition maximus.

07.01.2022 Todays joke of the day.... Gatorade. - Maximus

06.01.2022 Things are getting more serious than when my parole officer asked me bend over and cough. Maximus.

05.01.2022 Feeling a bit cooked bro? Sink a refreshing-as-fuck Maximus. - Maximus

05.01.2022 When you have a better relationship with the pizza delivery driver than your partner its time for a Maximus. Maximus.

05.01.2022 If youve been dead for three days and need to revive, knock down a 1L man sized Maximus. Jesus did. Maximus.

05.01.2022 Don’t piss on your dog

03.01.2022 When you gotta shoot a cow in the head, have a maximus.

02.01.2022 We’re giving away 50 sets of maximum man sized adult diapers for all you losers who can’t hold your piss. To win: Tongue kiss your postman

02.01.2022 Nothing beats a cold maximus after you have finished the job and buried the ex wife and kids like ol swanny here has done with the help of his mate "rooter" Send your maximus shots to [email protected] do be featured. MAXIMUS.