Noosa Temple of Satan in Noosa Heads, Queensland | Community organisation

Noosa Temple of Satan

Locality: Noosa Heads, Queensland

Address: 60 Noosa Drive 4567 Noosa Heads, QLD, Australia

Website: https://noosatempleofsatan.org

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24.01.2022 Something dark happening at Nambourtion heathens .... https://fb.me/e/UdhSOdZJ

23.01.2022 Fellow sinners, you might be surprised to know that our spiritual leader Brother Samael Demo-Gorgon has long been a keen stamp collector! Sadly, these weren't the stamps that he was hoping to get in the mail. We're thinking it might be time to put a hex on Australia Post! What do you think our spell should say? Comment below

23.01.2022 Here at the Noosa Temple of Satan we have always welcomed everyone and enthusiastically celebrate who you are. Unlike the ACL we look forward to Victoria's upcoming legislation banning religious conversion therapy. https://www.theguardian.com//victoria-to-ban-abhorrent-pra

23.01.2022 Enrolling your child into Satanic religious instruction (RI) classes is as easy as triggering 100,000-plus Christians to sign a petition seeking to have our religious freedoms cancelled! If you want the Noosa Temple of Satan to deliver classes at your local public school in Queensland, there are two ways to make it happen. One way is to complete the ‘religion’ section of your child's enrolment form. On the form, simply tick the box to say that you want your child to particip...ate in RI classes and then nominate ‘Satanism’ as the chosen religion. (For example, see the image for this post!) An easier way is to simply email the school’s principal to notify that your child’s religion is ‘Satanism’ and that you want them to receive religious instruction from the Noosa Temple of Satan. Here is a sample email that you could send: Dear Principal, As you know, my child [NAME] is enrolled for 2021. I wish to amend my child’s enrolment details. Please record his/her religion as Satanism. Please record that I consent to him/her receiving religious instruction from the Noosa Temple of Satan. Thank you and Ave Satanas! Once you have done this, don’t forget to let our spiritual leader Brother Samael Demo-Gorgon know via our Facebook page inbox or via email on [email protected]. Join the many families who are signing up for Satanism today! Hail Satan!

23.01.2022 Check out the reactions by Australia's religious leaders to this article here on our Facebook page tomorrow....

22.01.2022 Thanks for the heads up heathens - we have corrected the T-shirt logo position and size on our merchandise page. We have also increased the available colour range. Happy satanic shopping folks. http://noosatos.theprintbar.com

21.01.2022 With the promise of lots of good fun stuff to learn in Satanic religious instruction (RI) classes, it’s no wonder families all across Queensland are enrolling their kids into our classes ahead of the new school year! Our spiritual leader Brother Samael Demo-Gorgon (also known as Robin Bristow) recently spoke with the Iron Fist & Velvet Glove podcast's Trevor Bell about what he’s planning to teach in the classroom. The curriculum will cover a lot of interesting hot-topic is...sues of concern to Satanists. It will also reflect the key tenets of our temple: Rebellion Compassion Enlightenment Critical thought Autonomy Indulgence Brother Samael is also promising to jazz up the classrooms of our public schools with plenty of pentagrams and candles! He’ll also carry his trademark skull. We’re taking advantage of the privilege offered to religious groups under Queensland law to enter public schools to provide up to one hour of religious instruction to children whose parents have given their consent. Principals will not be able to refuse entry to Brother Samael. Non-Satanic kids will have to leave the room and stop normal lessons while Satanism is taught. For information about how you can sign up your kid for Satanic instruction, see here: https://bit.ly/3oVALiQ Check out our website for more information about our temple, our key tenets and our religious instruction classes: www.noosatempleofsatan.org/

19.01.2022 Grave news, dear heathens. Australia Post has escalated its unfair attacks on our religious freedom. In the lastest episode of Australia Post’s discriminatory behaviour towards us, the postal service has accepted our order to print a customised Christian stamp but has refused our other request for a similar design featuring the Noosa Temple of Satan logo. Australia Post gave us no explanation for the rejection of our Satanic logo and the approval of the Christian one.... Our spiritual leader Brother Samael Demo-Gorgon says it is a clear-cut case of religious discrimination. Following the rejection of his previous designs (see our post of last week), Brother Samael suspected that his temple was being unfairly discriminated against. He decided to test two designs the first one with a logo featuring a pentagram for The Noosa Temple of Satan and the second one featuring a cross for a fictitious entity called ‘The Noosa Church of Christ’. This is the fourth Satanic stamp that they have rejected. It’s easier to get a Cartier watch out of Australia Post than a simple Satanic stamp, said Brother Samael. The only conclusion I can draw is that I’ve been discriminated against on the basis of my religion. Brother Samael is calling on Australia’s greatest defender of religious freedom Prime Minister Scott Morrison to intervene and force Australia Post to print our stamp. He is also urging the Australian Christian Lobby, Freedom for Faith and other Christian lobby groups to come to our aid in defence of our religious freedom. As defenders of religious freedom, I’m sure those organisations will be appalled at how we have been treated and will demand that Australia Post print our stamps unless, of course, their previous calls for religious freedom were really just calls for Christian freedom. Hail Scott Morrison! Hail Satan! You can read our full media release here: https://mailchi.mp/3cc70c709bbc/no-stamps-for-satanists

18.01.2022 Leading Christian and Muslim figures have launched bigoted attacks on us after we scored a win for religious freedom by having Satanism recognised as a faith at the Sunshine Coast University Hospital. In an SBS radio interview, Christian apologist and historian John Dickson described our little temple in Noosa as a joke. Meanwhile, Imam Ibrahim Dadoun, of the Australian National Imams Council, described the Satanic way of life as being at odds with the innate nature of hu...man beings. Dickson also made the astonishing claim that Satanic chaplains in hospitals would be as useful to sick and dying people "as the local knitting club. The pair’s outbursts were in response to questions about our temple’s efforts to seek equal treatment for Satanists in providing support services in hospitals and also in offering Satanic religious instruction in public schools. Our spiritual leader Brother Samael Demo-Gorgon is growing worried about the rapid rise of religious-motivated bigotry towards Australia’s Satanists and heathens. As Satanists, we are used to facing such bigotry. In this particular case, it does sadden me to hear such attacks on our religious freedom from such prominent leaders of other faiths, he says. It is especially hurtful for Mr Dickson to scoff at not only our way of life but also the many knitting clubs across Australia. Doesn’t he know that Satanism is overtaking Christianity among members of knitting clubs? "Perhaps Australians who truly care about religious freedom could put out their knitting needles and balls of wool to show solidarity with us." Having been successful in campaigning for the Sunshine Coast University Hospital to add a pentagram to the religious symbols displayed at its multi-faith centre, Brother Samael will seek to become a chaplain at the hospital. A Queensland Health spokesperson told SBS that its health services cared for people of all religious backgrounds and displayed world-recognised religious symbols in its facilities. Queensland Health staff care for patients of all faiths in their facilities and these patients are entitled to request and receive support from their faith leaders, the spokesperson said. In the SBS interview, Trevor Bell, a member of our temple, spoke on behalf of Brother Samael, who was undergoing treatment. To correct the record, Trevor was incorrectly referred to as a co-founder of the Noosa Temple of Satan. Hail knitters! Hail Satan! Listen to the full SBS interview here: https://bit.ly/3nQRXUY

18.01.2022 Time and time again, the 'religious freedom' crusaders stay quiet when it comes to supporting the rights of Satanists and other non-Christians. We haven't heard any words of support from the Australian Christian Lobby, Freedom for Faith and other religious lobbyists about the blatant discrimination by Australia Post towards our Satanic stamp designs. Also, we haven't heard anything from them about our efforts to have Satanists also deliver religious instruction in public scho...ol and our calls for the Brisbane City Council to remove the prayer from its meetings and allow all religious and non-religious beliefs to be treated equally. Makes one wonder whether the 'religious freedom’ agenda is for all religious and non-religious groups

15.01.2022 Mingling with the competition...

10.01.2022 Dear heathens, the Noosa Temple of Satan has formally asked the Brisbane City Council to remove Christian prayers from the opening of council meetings. Last week, Brother Samael Demo-Gorgon wrote a letter to the Chair of Council, Councillor Andrew Wines, to say we would be making a formal complaint under the Anti-Discrimination Act 1991 to the Queensland Human Rights Commission if the council continued imposing the recital of prayer. Writing on behalf of fellow Satanists and ...non-Christians, our spiritual leader labelled the practice of commencing council meetings with a Christian prayer as a form of discrimination prohibited under Queensland anti-discrimination law. For many non-Christians, the Christian prayer is offensive. It asks for guidance from a God who they are sworn to reject. It implies an allegiance by the city of Brisbane to a God whom they reject, wrote Brother Samael. To acknowledge the existence of, let alone pay respect to (what is in their eyes) a false God strikes at a fundamental belief held by many of Brisbane’s citizens. Accordingly, when the prayer is read, many non-Christians feel a range of unpleasant reactions ranging from a sense of isolation to a strong sense of outrage. Cr Andrew Wines, whose job it is to read out the prayer, thanked Brother Samael for the letter and said he had tasked council officers to look into the matter. Brother Samael told Cr Wines that the only acceptable option left would be to allow 30 seconds of silence so that members could silently pray to their own God or simply reflect on their own conscience. The Noosa Temple of Satan has taken the action after the Brisbane council rejected a petition, signed by hundreds of citizens, calling for the removal of the prayer. Despite 49.8 per cent of citizens in the Brisbane council area being non Christian (according to the 2016 census), Mayor Adrian Schrinner is insisting that council meetings must begin with prayer because it is a long-standing tradition. This is the same mayor who said in a radio interview last year that he would never force his Christian beliefs onto the people of Brisbane because Australia is not a theocracy. We look forward to hearing back from Cr Wines. We would prefer to resolve the matter instead of resorting to the Human Rights Commission. Praise be to Cr Wines! Hail Satan! You can read our full letter here: https://bit.ly/378P77I

09.01.2022 Just as Darryl Kerrigan couldn’t have gone far without Dennis Denuto in his mission for a fair go in The Castle, our very own Brother Samael Demo-Gorgon hopes that some good legal support will help Satanists win the day on more than one occasion. The Noosa Temple of Satan is looking for a law firm that would be willing to assist us on a pro-bono basis in our David versus Goliath battles against religious privilege and discrimination of Satanists and other religious and non-re...ligious minorities. Can you help? Send a message to our inbox or email uson [email protected] Teaming up with the Noosa Temple of Satan would be a great opportunity for a law firm to make a name for itself and be a part of ground-breaking legal decisions. We are seeking a progressive law firm that is interested in exploring the boundaries of human rights and anti-discrimination laws in Australia. Suitable candidates must possess the following extra essentials: ‘the vibe’; a working photocopier; a sense of adventure; a willingness to lose any Christian clients they may already have. We have a number of unique legal actions available to us. For example, some of the issues that we’re currently working on are: an action against Australia Post for refusing to print our Satanic stamps; an action against the Brisbane City Council for commencing meetings with a Christian prayer; an action against Pozible for refusing our fund-raising campaign; an action against the Queensland Education Minister Grace Grace for threatening us in relation to our proposal to teach Satanic religious instruction lessons; likely ongoing disputes with the Queensland Education Department as we progress with our program to provide satanic religious instruction classes in state schools; assistance with our future endeavours to register as a provider of chaplaincy services for schools, hospitals, the military and the 2032 Olympic games. Add, yeah, if any of you younger sinners haven’t watched The Castle yet, do yourself a favour. Hail Dennis Denuto! Hail Satan!

08.01.2022 Check out these great photo edits by a talented local Brisbane artist....

06.01.2022 A transgender atheist army - what a great idea Scott Morrison (ScoMo)

06.01.2022 I see Kmart Australia are also currently selling alphabet coffee mugs....

06.01.2022 Come and say hello to Brother Samael at Brisbane Pride Festival Fair Day tomorrow. https://brisbanepride.org.au/

05.01.2022 Anita has come up with a solution to the religious equality quandary when it comes to the multi faith centre at the Sunshine Coast University Hospital - separate but equal. So generous of Christians.

02.01.2022 Another message of encouragement from one of our adoring fans....