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24.01.2022 Latrell Mitchell - what an amazing field goal to secure the win last night. Although I was particularly impressed with Phool Gould complimenting the Roosters defence after the Storm had drawn level. Really Phool? I digress, back to the man Latrell - some are asking whether he's currently the best player in the game. I don't know about that, but he may very well be the best of the Roosters.... Yes I tend to agree, in fact I can confidently say that amongst the Roosters he is definetly the biggest Cock in the game.

22.01.2022 Just going to leave this here.

17.01.2022 After realising that a cat had not in fact curled up and died on Josh Dugans head it occured to me that his shaver must have broke down mid way through his haircut and was unable to do the job it was bought for. Hmmm... 'broke down, unable to do the job it was bought for', why does that sound so familiar Josh?

15.01.2022 Unlike our results it was another great Monday Wrap from AH the literary genius of the Omaha Club. I must admit after my 2nd read through and a couple of visits to a dictionary (for the kids - thats a thing we used before Google to find the meaning of shit.) Where was I? Oh yes, I particularly liked "manifest as clear as day from a metaphysical force rather than that of human art", I mean wow, i don't know WTF that means but i felt incredibly smart saying all those words together in the same sentence.

13.01.2022 Braith needs to shut the f up. If he ran as fast as his mouth when he played he may have been a good player.

12.01.2022 Found some rare footage of Burgess as a child.

11.01.2022 I don’t Belieb my eyes. The Notorious has chimed in on the Bieber Vs. Cruise fight. #belieber #fightofthecentury

07.01.2022 Weekend's here Sport's here Let's Marvin Gaye and get on!

07.01.2022 Daylight savings is over. Yes it's nice that the clock in the car.... and the oven.... and the microwave... and almost every other clock is now correct again. But I just built a fucking pool and I demand endless sunshine day and night - there needs to be an investigation!

05.01.2022 Cameron Smith, wow! After all the salary cap drama and Cooper Cronk treachery, I think we can all agree on one thing. Cameron Smith, Smithy, is quite possibly, neigh I say almost certainly, as far as the greats that have come and gone, I'm talking about the likes of Gasnier, Churchill, Rapier, Cootes, Cronin, Grothe, Sattler, Rogers and so many more.... Love him or hate him, I think we can all agree that as far as modern day NRL legends go, Cam Smith has no peers, the man, the legend, the myth, is unequaled in having quite possibly the most boring fucking name for an NRL player ever, EVER... Smith, what a legacy!

03.01.2022 An Ode to Cameron Smith The greatest of all time, the destroyer of the blues We’re celebrating 400, but including Origins and more it’s actually 502... Let’s turn back the the clock, almost 2 decades have past When Wayne Bennett and the Broncos gave a future immortal the arse But a young coach named Bellamy saw the the future and got Cam to sign After a short stint in 2002 he moved the Logan Juniors runt from 7 to 9 He’s Captained his Country, his state and his team He had the Melbourne salary cap bursting a seam He’s won Dally M’s, Premierships, world cups and more With 2,500 points there’s no-one ever with a greater score With a dad bod to be proud of, he has no bench pressing max He looks more like that bloke who gets you a return on your tax Speaking of finances, as 400 games we’re about to reach Could anyone of achieved these heights without a salary cap breach He’s a man’s man, that needs to shave pre and post match But as the years go by we’re getting a better view of that shiny devon patch Are we being harsh, this is a legend with more wins than loss Probably something that comes easy, when you’re also the referrees boss Speaking of which, we all remember that game when Cam was binned. A sharks game not to forget, where the refs boss was unceremoniously rimmed. Smith, Cronk and Slater, the big 3 could score a try A spine some would say that only money could buy Speaking of Cronk, is there a rift? Is the feud for real? We hear they’re a drift. All I know is Cam stayed in Melbourne, solid as a rock And Cooper went to Sydney to become a Latte sipping cock Someone asked Cronk what he thought of Cam’s life. Fuck Cronk, he’s a traitor and bastard fuck him said my wife. But how do you sum up a player like this? A player so good he’s almost taking the piss. When his team is down, number 7 he’ll reclaim. Smith flicks the switch and they’ve fucking won the game. How’d they do that, we all say in disgust. He’s such a fucking grub Lets all say it together now I fucking wish he played for us!

01.01.2022 Time for the ingame model to move from simulation to live betting baby. We've named the ingame model 'Big Pun'. Uptown baby, Uptown... Don't wanna be, don't wanna be I don't wanna be a gambler no more I'm not a gambler i just trade a lot See more

01.01.2022 Gee whizz, the social media team are on fire of late! I wonder what other late night insights they'll offer up this evening? #latenightspreadsheets #onthewaters