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Painless Bookkeeping

Locality: Adelaide, South Australia

Phone: +61 8 8121 4165

Address: Richmond Rd 5000 Adelaide, SA, Australia

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16.01.2022 The ATO decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the ATO office. The ATO auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the ATO finds that believable." "I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Grandpa. "How about a demonstration?" The auditor thinks for a moment and says, "OK. Go ahea...d." Grandpa says, "I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye." The auditor thinks a moment and says, "It’s a bet." Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor’s jaw drops. Grandpa says, "Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye." The auditor can tell Grandpa isn’t blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa’s attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous. "Want to go double or nothing?" Grandpa asks. "I’ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between." The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there’s no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again. Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can’t make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor’s desk. The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa’s attorney moans and puts his head in his hands. "Are you OK?" the auditor asks. "Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Grandpa told me he’d been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you’d be happy about it." See more

15.01.2022 I so want to send this to a client who left Painless Bookkeeping last year because we wouldn't claim his fast food purchases as staff amenities and other very dubious travel expenses. Apparently he found someone else who would. https://www.tpb.gov.au//tpb-terminates-tax-agent-registrat

07.01.2022 Wow this is pretty generous against the current legislation - for those employers who haven't paid your employee superannuation liabilities in the past the ato has issued a once off opportunity to do so without penalties and allow you to claim it as an expense - https://www.ato.gov.au///Superannuation-Guarantee-Amnesty/

05.01.2022 If you have made a mistake on your bas you can fix it by lodging an adjustment

04.01.2022 thank you LinkedIn for once again reminding us we are celebrating our 14 year anniversary servicing clients -