Pooh Solutions in Barkers Vale, New South Wales, Australia | Septic Tank Service

Pooh Solutions

Locality: Barkers Vale, New South Wales, Australia

Phone: +61 427 897 496

Address: Barkers Vale 2474 Barkers Vale, NSW, Australia

Website: http://www.poohsolutions.com

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24.01.2022 Two piece pre-cast TL2100

22.01.2022 The Wonder Loo There’s a track winding back to an old fashioned shack on the road to Wagga Wagga, If you’ve been there you will agree, it has a wonderful amenity, for those that need to find it As an outhouse, it stands alone for all to use it, the fabled road to Wagga bogger. ... The shack itself is naught to see, just a bark and pole affair with cobb’n co’s to bind it The loo however, begs to differ, it was built with flair and opulence, some say it is the 8th world wonder Upon arrival, you’ll find a marble staircase that winds up to heavens door, an elevated spiral The door itself is silky oak with smoked opaque glass and flowing waterfall etching Inside you will discover, a most luxurious commode, the red cedar throne alone has no rival A backrest of brocaded velvet, the floor polished tallow wood, it’s really very fetching A surprise though to behold, no water just black empty space, not particularly convivial The innovation though, begins below, the darkness hides its function A set of whirling blades chops up your poo and sends it down a further chute Into a chamber so constructed, to maximize the vacuum, the poo is further bludgeoned Squeezed this much, your pulp now must, spin out and out, the liquid sent to scoot The product now a dried out biscuit with no smell arrives at the junction Upon which it is crushed again with hammer mill into a flour like powder The bags of which are sent far and asunder to appreciating farmers Who feed their compost mixes well with this liquid blended chowder To sate the microorganisms appetite and help to break the armour Of dirt so poorly cared for that it hardly holds water, nutrients or life force power And if it happened, once in every while, a child falls down the toilets hole The loo will gurgle and hesitate, the spinning blades arrested The child though frightened, remained unharmed and extracted from the bowl How did it know, this unearthly loo, to leave said child unmolested? The Wonder Loo is a mystery, like the fabled myths of old Who could have built the thing and why it never fails To produce it’s bags of fine night soil which all the farmers hail As a thermophilic compost enhancer to make all others pail So if you’re ever down that way and need to loose your bowels You will find it clean and sanitary and smelling much like flowers Relax and enjoy the elevated view, seated upon the cushion And make your contribution to the soil, all the while a pushin. See more

22.01.2022 We are offering x-mas specials on Clivus Multrum CM10 units. Get a CM10 for the price of a CM8 and have extra capacity and less maintenance. $3750 as opposed to the normal $4450. Offer expires on New Years Eve.

20.01.2022 Installing TL1500

17.01.2022 Quality loos made to order...designed exclusively for your poo!!

17.01.2022 Stu's new church of Pooh... the whole lot for under 6k.

17.01.2022 Pooh Solutions is offering really great deals on Clivus Multrum Compost loos right now, Until next Monday, a CM8 with a ceramic pedestal is only $3000. These are the best loo's on the market. This is until Monday only. Normal price for the same gear is $4310 so its quite a saving.

15.01.2022 installed 200mm deep this loo has special drainage features to ensure groundwater does not ingress

12.01.2022 Get your shit together Nimbin! Pooh Solutions is the place to go for all your compost loo and grey water needs. We stock a full range of compost loos and use the latest eco-sanitation technology.

11.01.2022 https://youtu.be/AMilHzlJd6Q

10.01.2022 Check out my new look website complete with free downloads of four great designs for owner built composting loos. www.poohsolutions.com

07.01.2022 Block loo built on stepped footings at Tuntable

06.01.2022 Check out our great pre x-mas deals on Composting Loos

03.01.2022 Lismore CC have approved their first Low Pressure Effluent Dosing system for waste water land application. A big first for more efficient lower cost on site sewage systems. Pooh Solutions have been at the cutting edge of this new technology and are leading the way for eco-efficient systems.

03.01.2022 Spaces new TL2100

02.01.2022 We are now able to design better and smaller (read cheaper!) ETA beds thanks to new science and dosing technology. Our on site designs represent cutting edge eco-technology for the benefit of the environment and your wallet.