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A page that pretends to be Daniel Andrews

Address: 1 Treasury Place Melbourne, VIC, Australia

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24.01.2022 My fellow Dans, I think we can agree, real Dan deserves this. From, fake Dan

21.01.2022 Get on the beers? Get on the top shelf?

19.01.2022 Toilet Paper Australia

13.01.2022 Actual scenes from Dan Andrews press conference today as he announces the easing of restrictions.

12.01.2022 You heard it first here Victoria. Get back on the fucken beers.

11.01.2022 "As best we can tell, we've got a second case of Get On The Beers Christmas Lights" - Dan Andrews has made it to Kings Park! xmaslights.co/melh Melbo...urne's Christmas Lights Map! Visit the Kings Park lights here xmaslights.co/1695 Visit the Sandringham 'Get On the Beers' display xmaslights.co/7203 See more

10.01.2022 My fellow Victorians, As promised.

09.01.2022 Good work Melbourne. Credit: Zerrin

08.01.2022 Good morning to everyone except the Murdoch press. Happy second double donut day.

05.01.2022 Victorians, From 11:59pm tonight there will be a state wide ban of slippery steps. This means:... - No slippery steps at home - No slippery steps at the work place Together we can fight the epidemic of slippery steps. Thank you, Dan

04.01.2022 My fellow Dans, It’s clear what must be done. This is all NSW’s fault.... We must declare war. Assemble at dawn. We ride for Albury. Wear the North Face uniform.

02.01.2022 Nature is healing

01.01.2022 My fellow Victorians, I have a mystery I need solving. Did this email come from Dan Andrews or Dan Murphy's?

01.01.2022 My fellow Victorians, We have the statistics for 9 March 2021 and I can announce that we now have 1 Premier in ICU. Thank you to all Premiers who got tested today. In all seriousness, get well soon Dan