Real Value Meats in Hobart, Tasmania | Butchers shop

Real Value Meats

Locality: Hobart, Tasmania

Phone: 62438209

Address: shop7/38 Sugarloaf Road Risdon Vale 7016 Hobart, TAS, Australia

Website: http://www.rvmeats.com.au

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25.01.2022 well its been an exciting week..... today and satdy only, bacon rashers $9.99/kg and chicken rissoles 5 for $3.00, dont miss out on our oven baked COB hams... so fecken moist and yummy.... and do you know the speed limit for sex is 68 !!! cause at 69 you have to turn around :)

23.01.2022 well its my pretty nat's birthday today..24 yrs ago she was screaming at me and nothing has changed..lol....so cause i'm screaming mad heres a few great buys...porterhouse steak $18.95/kg and beef burgers $8.00/doz..thinking of babies and how we use those little forks and spoons to feed them..what do chinese people use??? toothpicks!!..lol..

21.01.2022 Hey-Hey its friday and dont worry that it MIGHT rain lets fire up the BBQ and just DO-IT !!! BBQ steak $9.98/kg and pork loin chops $13.50/kg and sunday roast marinated half chickens only $5.00 each.....i've been wondering a few things of late?? any one know why the headlines never say "physic wins lottery" ... or why isnt there mouse flavoured cat food ??? mmmm !!!!

21.01.2022 WOO-HOO missed out on the cup quadie and didnt win 100+ mill in oz-lotto.... bugger!!! back to the grind... ok mini-chicken roasts 4 for $10.00 and jumbo chicken snittys are still $2.00 ea and fresh south arm pink eyes spuds have arrived, $4.98/kg..speaking of the cup... how do you make a small fortune on the horses??? start with a large one !! its funny that a horse named after a 3rd world country finished last... maybe lack of food !!!

20.01.2022 My favourite day...HUMP day!! ok South-arm pink eyes are in at $4.90/kg and lets have lamb legs to go with them at $8.99/kg (today-friday).... diced blade at $10.90/kg and free sarcasm for the lucky customers..lol.. mmmm if we crossed a sperm whale and hump back whale would that equal a lot of satisfied female whales??? should have been a scientist.lol.

19.01.2022 well this sucks!! holy crap what are we going to talk about after the footy is over?? we will have to talk to our partners about the weather..lol.. ok footy finals time and we have BBQ beef snags at $6.95/kg and BBQ blade steak $9.99/kg and ham steaks 5 for $4.00...A new immigrant was at home shaking like jelly on a plate and his mate said "whats wrong" the immigrant said "i'm never going to the MCG again!! after the game i saw all the people in yellow and brown running around screaming WE WERE ROBBED!!" ha yha ha go the swans!!!

18.01.2022 woo-hoo wednesday hump day!!! mmm that reads naughty.lol.. BALLS... here today chiken or beef both on special 5 for $4.00 and to go with that some fresh fishy things..scallops and blue grenadier .....Did you hear about the new divorce Barbie out for xmas ??? it comes with all of kens stuff...... poor miss understood ken.lol.

18.01.2022 well is the world ending today or not??? those fulled cooked leg hams at $9.90/kg are an awesome buy along with BBQ lamb chops at $10.90/kg and chicken kebabs at 4 for $6.00 you cant go wrong before the big bang or whatevers going to happen later.lol. little asian boy says to his mum, "can i have a dog for x'mas" mum says "no you can eat turkey like all the western people do"..ha ha ha

17.01.2022 Friday again.. must be play games day!!! ok so lets do childish specials... frozen Gluten free bread on a clerance at $3.00 ea and jumbo chicken schnitzles at $2.00 ea and one more....how about beef premium mince 2kg for $15.00...as of monday dont forget to get in early for your X-mas meat and salad orders...Why is santa always so jolly?? cause the lucky bugger knows where all the BAD girls live ....

17.01.2022 Smoking hot steamy weather...and thats just in the bathroom, hotter outside.lol... ok its fantastic friday so lets do chicken garlic kievs 4 for $12.00 and champagne leg ham (shaved) $ 12.99/kg and dont forget those lamb ribblets only $4.98/kg...pfft kids, we spend there first 2 yrs teaching them to walk and talk and the rest of our lives telling them to sit down and shut up..lol.

16.01.2022 Well this sucks its monday again!!!! ok lets do BBQ round steak at $9.98/kg and flavoured snags (mix'n'match) 2kg for $13.00, how about you puppy dogs.. Frozen pet mince.. 5kg bulk bag for $3.00....i hate drugs but i tried sniffing coke the other day...wasn't real good, the ice cubes keep blocking up my nose..lol.

16.01.2022 well welcome to wednesday and footy players are swapping clubs faster than boat ppl can arrive at christmas island !!...whooshhhh there goes another one.lol. ok meat wise we have heaps but large coleslaw tubs at $3.00 ea is a real beauty as is mint-jelly BBQ lamb ribs at $4.90/kg and dont forget till the end of the week is BBQ beef snags 2kilo for $12.00.... have a great day !!!

15.01.2022 Well bugger me its Friday again and the w-end specials are here.... Primo devon knobs 2 for $9.00 and marinated topside roast $ 9.95/kg..tasty chicken rissoles 6 for $5.00...People talk about the four main food groups !! well for a single person there; Fast, frozen, instant and chocolate..ha ha ha .

14.01.2022 what a day...suns up, kids off to school and perfect next two days to BBQ the hell outa the place.... Porterhouse steak $14.99/kg and lamb cutlets 6 for $10.00 crumbed or plain...BBQ chicken Kebabs 4 for $6.00...FREE large salad with every $40 BBQ pack..joke time!! a man says to his wife; your arse is the size of a 3 burner BBQ!! later that night he says to her; fancy a shag ?? she says... " light a #@&%* 3 burner for half a sausage!! no thanks...lol....

14.01.2022 TGIF woo-hoo i'm ready for action !! mmm well work action that is, at the moment..lol..BBQ lamb chops 2kilo for $19.00 and beef burgers $8.00 for a dozen...last day to get coleslaw large tubs for $3.00...Did you no that men have 2 emotions..hungry and horny so ladies if you see him without an erection make him a sandwich. ha ha ahaaaa

14.01.2022 "GO THE PIES !!" ok got that off my chest and now its brookies B'day specials...a breakfast pack; 500g sausages + doz eggs + 750g B/fast bacon + johno's tomato sauce bottle=only $16.90 for the lot...and a not as funny as mine fish joke...what do you call a fish without an eye???? f-sh..ha ha ha not!!

13.01.2022 had a week off specials and now back with a lamb-slide of bargains...BBQ lamb ribs $4.98/kg..roasting lamb legs $8.99/kg..and the best ones, loin lamb chops $9.99/kg...red hot and ready to rock..a dear OLD lady told me this one..what did the Banana say to the Vibrator??? why are you shaking, she's going to eat me..lol..

13.01.2022 its going to be a great week to BARBIE !!!!! so ladies be a Barbie girl and get your swagger on and make your man cook up a feast with beef burgers 12 for $8.00 and BBQ steak (peppered or plain) $9.90/kg, fresh flake at $14.90 kg. ok now help me out...If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked??????

13.01.2022 OH hell look at the time and i almost forgot the meat specials...the greys in my hair are going in to deep i think..lol.. ok how about those Tassie scallops are back at $38.50/kg along with crumbed sausages for $5.98/kg and peppered lamb chops at $9.98/kg.. great weather to joke about well i'll laugh at this one... what happens when it rains cat and dogs??? you have to be carefull not to step in the poodle.....ha ha ha ..

12.01.2022 well here its friday again and tonight its either a temper tantrum or tears of joy from this fella...go you PIES!!! ok down to business with 10% off the marked price of lamb leg roast and chicken mignons 3 for $10.00...my mum used to say eat your greens it'll put colour in your cheeks??? now really the only times i've had green cheeks is after a big night..lol.

12.01.2022 What a weird night..in a good way.lol.. the AFL cup goes north and the NRL goes south...different !!! Crumbed lamb cutlets 6 for $10.00 and marinated chicken kebabs 4 for $6.00..and barn laid eggs 2 dozen for $7.00..incase you want to egg any Hawks supporters to really rub it in ..ha ha ha ..

11.01.2022 WOW !! Fresh tassie flake only $14.90/kg..great on the BBQ for the footy and bulk buy on BBQ beef snags..2kilo for $12.00... What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys??? he got lockjaw..ha ha ha ..

10.01.2022 Well her we go and another monday comes to fast...lol.. ok lets have a breakfast pack special again..750g pkt of short-cut bacon + 1 doz eggs..$10.00 only..thats a good buy and 10% of all labeled lamb legs...and as i said to my girl this morning..just remember, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't Happy !!!!if you dont get that one you better read snow white again..ha ha ha

09.01.2022 woo-hoo "good on collingwood forever" ha ha ha were still there....now lets see how about yearling rump at only $10.99/kg and thin beef sausages 2kg for $12.00.. and diced pork leg only $10.90/kg...you know that light travels faster than sound...thats why some people appear bright until they speak..ha ha ha why do most men find it hard to make eye contact?? cause breasts dont have eyes...ooooohh thats naughty...

08.01.2022 going to be a big week can fell the animal in me about to break free !!!.. ok its monday and i so need a day between sunday and monday.lol..., marinated half chickens $5.00 each and peppered steak at $9.98/kg and seasoned lamb party ribs at $4.98/kg....mmm an older married lady told me what the definition of a batchelor was !!! a man who has missed the oppourtunity to make a women miserable,,ha ha ha pfft.

07.01.2022 mmm Friday, and what a day tomorrows going to be..might just skip to sunday me think..lol.. ok bacon rashers at $9.90/kg and lamb leg roast $8.99/kg... had a fight with the lady last night, she asked what was on TV..i said dust!!! what the difference between a pitbull and her...lipstick and the word dust..ha hahahahahaha

07.01.2022 Arrh well end of the week and only 3 w/ends of footy left...come on my pies do it!!!! ok meat wise we have legs of pork for the w/end roast at only $6.99/kg and Beef and capsicum kebabs 4 for $6.00...and i know i'll be in for it but whats the difference between Essendon F/C and a fireman??? at least a fireman knows how to climb the ladder..hahahahah..

07.01.2022 well its monday and santa has dusted the cobwebs off and ready to deliver.... freshly cooked seasoned chickens $9.90 each.. legs of lamb boned rolled and seasoned $10.99/kg and tasty beef burgers 10 for $7.00..joke free day today..after all the killings of late i dont feel like laughing :(

06.01.2022 mmm steamy hot sunday arvo's and things are hotting up just sweetly and sweaty..lol.... ok T-Bone steak at $15.98/kg and those jumbo chicken snittys at $2.00 ea and lamb ribblets in mint-jelly for only $6.95/kg.... and old customer said to me last week. " Sex is like playing bridge..if you dont have a good partner, you better have a good hand" ..ha ha ha .

06.01.2022 Far out you know its windy when a yacht overtakes you...on the highway!!!!..ok meat wise we have a topside day..topside roast $6.99/kg..topside steak $9.98/kg and crumbed topside schnitzles only $9.98/kg..i spoke to a rower this morning and asked him how training was..he said it was that windy he rowed for an hour and never left the jetty..what a puller!!!..stroker i mean.lol.

06.01.2022 SHOWTIME !!! open all day showday !! great show specials with honey-soy Porterhouse $15.00/kg and bacon&cheese flavoured chick/schnitzles 6 for $10.00...race in thursday for Beef & chutney sausages 2kg for $10.00...ok on thursday i'm going to glue a monkey to the cabinet..if you can knock it off with a ping-pong ball its yours ..ha ha ha now how to catch a monkey?????

05.01.2022 well if the world is ending on the 12/12/2012..can all accounts be paid in full by that time!!! cause i'll have a big credit card debt to pay if it dont..lol... ok lets have a BBQ... lamb loin chops $13.90/kg and BBQ steak $ 9.90/kg and honey mint lamb party ribs $5.99/kg...just remember when you out and a person tries to pick you up and says "wow..i've been looking for a face like yours" just look em back and say "wow.. i'm a plastic surgeon and i've been looking for a face like yours" ha ha ha and no it hasn't happened to me.lol.

05.01.2022 "Hey Hey its Wednesday"...so what you might think...well its special cause these are on special...chicken BBQ kebabs 4 for $6.00 and Beef burgers 10 for $7.00 and still those loin lamb chops walk out the door at $9.98/kg...What do you call a sleeping bull??? a Bull-dozer..ha ha ha ...why do cows wear bells??? cause there horns dont work..ha ha ha .....

04.01.2022 I love this week when all the magpie haters ring me more than overseas ppl wanting me to change phone companies..lol.. ok i've still got that awesome tender rump( not mine) for only $10.99/kg and sweet curry sausage hot-pot only $6.95/kg and last week to buy 4 garlic kievs for $12.00.. and remember dont let your mind wander....its far to small to be out on its own..hahahaha..

02.01.2022 Its hump day wednesday so ride a camel to work day....corned legs of lamb $6.90/kg and beef mince (premium) $8.00/kg.. , Boned rolled seasoned chookens $12.00 each and 10kg+ COB Leg Hams $ 9.90/kg...santas got me thinking !! with all the milk and grog he drinks on his annual round has anyone seen him stop for a pee off the roof ????? just asking..lol

02.01.2022 wow Friday already and with only 5 and bit weeks to X-mas where the hell are my presents????? no one cares about the poor old grey back gorilla butcher do ya's..lol.. meat wise we have pork leg roasts at $8.99/kg and crumbed pork snitty's in cheese and bacon crumbs for $9.98'kg...speaking of X-mas dont delay order now for all your festive meats and salads...ho-ho-ho..

01.01.2022 OMG my body clock wont adjust for a week...that sucks!! ok monday madness Gluten free breads on a clearence special of $2.00/loaf and 750g short cut bacon for $7.90 each...ham steaks 5 for $4.00 and many more indoor super buys...a lady said to me she got her husband to do sit ups..i said howd you do that, she said put the TV remote between his toes...lol..