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25.01.2022 PROMOTION SUPPORTERS BUS There is still room on the supporter buses going to Fremantle (div 2) & camebridge (div 1 ) this Saturday morning, cost is $10 per person for players & supporters . Put your names on the list in the club house to reserve your seat. Rob stanley

25.01.2022 Still a few days to get a team together for the mixed fours. 18 teams already, a great turnout

25.01.2022 RV SOLUTIONS are happy to sponsor our 3 players competing in the Everest singles bowling event October 8th to 11th at Dudley Park. Our 3 players are # Ron Hall # Zac Boddy # Dave Thorington. Chris Carruthers & Scott Foran have also entered the event, Good luck to you all. Go the bay!!

24.01.2022 EVEREST UPDATE: Well after learning that we had 4 spots i have just been notified that we are back to 3 spots. So hear is what we are doing to accommodate as many members as possible , we have moved the EVEREST 1 hour knock out from friday 25th forward to this coming wednesday 23rd sept at so people going away for the long weekend can still do so.... # THIS WED 23rd CONDITIONS OF PLAY @ 5.30pm (dont be late) START OF PLAY 5.45pm # GET YOUR NAMES ON THE LIST # THE FORMAT TO PLAY WILL BE # PLAY WILL BE ON GREEN # YOU WILL NEED 4 BOWLS MAXIMUM GOOD LUCK TO ALL , @ go the bay!

24.01.2022 Tonights menu at the BAY

24.01.2022 Saturday men’s pennant teams for 5th december

23.01.2022 Sunday funny, go the bay

22.01.2022 ANNOUNCEMENT: 2 RED PLAYING AT FREMANTLE. Division 2 red team for the promotional game this Saturday 19th september, ( see seperate post to jump on the supporter bus ) Practice this Friday 4.30 - 5.30 some drinks included Bus leaves 7.45am go the bay.

21.01.2022 Something too have a laugh at. Mixed pairs on today from 1pm

21.01.2022 A Big thanks to all our Sponsors for the Business Day Challenge, also our fantastic volunteers GO THE BAY

21.01.2022 Get your names down if your on the bus ,$10 per person.go the bay!

21.01.2022 All Ready to go for Promotions down town Cambridge & Fremantle unlucky for Div 2 Well Done Div 1 getting over the line against a well competitive Manning team, then a great win against South Perth GO THE BAY. WHITE

19.01.2022 Don’t forget to put your receipt in the bucket.

18.01.2022 PROMOTION PRACTICE for both div 1 & 2 this friday has been cancelled. Rob Stanley

18.01.2022 Funny Thursday The Genie; A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with million dollar homes.... On the third tee, the husband cautioned, "Honey, be careful when you drive. If we break one of those windows it'll cost us a fortune to repair". Of course, she tee'd off and promptly shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to watch out! Now we'll have to go up there and apologize and see how much that lousy drive is going to cost us." They walked up, knocked on the door, and a warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw glass all over the place and a broken antique bottle lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke the window?" "Uh yeah, we're sure sorry about that" the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself." "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem," said the genie, "You've got it, it's the least I can do." "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world" she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And now," the couple both asked in unison, "What's your wish, genie?" "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife." The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering all that, I guess I wouldn't mind." The genie and the woman went upstairs where he ravished her for the rest of the afternoon. Both satisfied each other repeatedly, and afterwards, the genie rolled over and looked at the wife and asked, "How old are you and your husband?" "Why, we're both 35" she responded breathlessly. "No shit! Thirty-five years old and both you idiots still believe in genies?

18.01.2022 ANNOUNCEMENT: Club championship MIXED 4s Sunday 20th September Due to an event at the club this Sunday afternoon & the limits on numbers the club can have inside due to COVID restrictions, the first day of the mixed 4s has a minor change.... All games will be at 9.00am for 9.30am start with any alignment games required to be played after lunch. Please be mindful of our club limits as you may be asked to use the alfresco area. Event Match committee & management

18.01.2022 Thursday men’s pennant teams for 3rd december

18.01.2022 EVEREST UPDATE: OPEN TO MEN & WOMAN 2 days to go untill the 1 hour knock out on Wednesday 23rd. To enter, please have your names entered by 8pm TODAY Tuesday 22nd. No late entries. The draw for positions will be made at 5.30 Wednesday with games starting @ 5.45. Conditions of play will be explained at 5.30 after the draw. Meet in the ALFRESCO.

18.01.2022 The mixed 4s club championship starts today, 9am for 9.30 start. Club pennant uniform must be worn.

17.01.2022 Mixed fours draw for Sunday. ALL PLAYERS 9 FOR 9.30!!! PLEASE NOTE COMMENTS FOR THIS SUNDAY AND NEXT!

17.01.2022 JOLLY JOKER MENU $20 MEAL DEAL INCLUDES Scooner, Wine, Half measure spirit, Meat & Ham Raffles 5.30 Draw 2 Cards left 6pm

17.01.2022 Congratulations to the 1 Blue side, winning this morning and getting another chance this arvo to go up to 1 White. Unfortunately 2nd Division fell just 4 shots short against Leeming this morning.

16.01.2022 Community Bowls tonight 5pm for a 5:30 start. 25 meat trays, 1 mega meat tray and 2 x $50 hams are up for grabs in the raffle. Pick a box is a minimum of $450. Go the Bay!

16.01.2022 Mens Pennant teams for Saturday 5 Dec

15.01.2022 EVEREST UPDATE: The draw

15.01.2022 PROMOTION PRACTICE: Practice on friday has been cancelled. Div 2 red are practicing this morning at fremantle & the bus leaves @ 8am... Rob stanley

14.01.2022 Everest Qualifier results! 1v2 of each group played off, which saw Ron Hall, Dave Thorington & Zac Boddy qualify! Thanks to Bruno for his organising, and for RV Solutions for their generous sponsorship.

14.01.2022 ANNOUNCEMENT: To all bowling members: until further notice , the committee of management have approved on a trial basis the pre-purchase of vouchers from the bar to use as payment for the following events. We are stressing this is a TRIAL only and you can still use cash for payment. But there are times when the bar is closed or enough cash isnt at the bar to cash big notes. Ie, before pennants on both tuesdays & saturday mornings . You can also use your club members card to... purchase the voucher if you have enough money on it. From this Saturday 19th September, You will be able to purchase a 1 voucher with 1 receipt number upto 7 days in advance for : 1: ANY LADIES PENNANT GAME $12.00 2: ANY MENS PENNANT GAME $12.00 3: SATURDAY MIXED BANKERS $8.00 4: THURSDAY MENS BANKERS $8.00 ( NO MULTIPLE PURCHASES ON 1 RECEIPT NUMBER ) If the trial proves successful, the trial may be moved to other events to continue the trial. Any event like monday mens pairs & Wednesday mixed pairs will not be considered atm as these use cash payouts, not vouchers back to your cards. Executive

14.01.2022 PENNANTS ON FRIDAY NIGHTS: Yes our ladies div 1 blue will play there 1st ever night game at The Bay tonight from 7pm . 3 others teams will also be visiting, so come along and support our girls.

12.01.2022 Awesome Day at the BAY'S Business Day Challenge. Fantastic day had by all many thanks to all our Volunteers. See ya next year! GO THE BAY

12.01.2022 BIG NIGHT AT THE BAY Bay View Butchers meat raffles are back. JOLLY JOKER JACKPOT $2500, 5 Cards to choose from, Pick A Box Kicks off again Members Draw Happy Hour... Fantastic Meals from the Kitchen See more

12.01.2022 Whatever you do tomorrow. DON'T MISS THIS !!!! Members and Guests Welcome

12.01.2022 Finals for men's and ladies pairs championships next Sunday 1pm start. Come and support your fellow members. Also lists up for men's and ladies singles.

11.01.2022 STATE SINGLES UPDATE: Ladies competition: Irene Arndt lost in the 2nd knock out game this morning.... Men’s competition: Chris Carruthers won all 3 knock out games today making it to the 1/4 finals sunday, good luck chris Sunday is Finals Day At BASSENDEAN BC Chris’s 1st game is at 9.30am Sunday against Blake Nairn Go the bay!!

11.01.2022 Xmas Dinner Dance 19th December NEED NAMES IN BEFORE 12TH DECEMBER Don't Miss Out 6pm

11.01.2022 FRIDAY NIGHT: IS JOKER NIGHT cone down to the bay tonight for a chance too win $2500 . With only 5 cards left the odds are in your favour. Drawn at 7pm , go the bay!!!

11.01.2022 Good luck to all bowlers playing for promotion today

11.01.2022 Community Bowls Week 5 updated ladder. Next week will be the last week before the Xmas break, returning to action on Tuesday 12 Jan 2021. Go the Bay!

10.01.2022 EVEREST UPDATE: 2ND SPOT UP FOR GRABS!!!! Open 1 hour knock out competition. What experience can you get from playing the best bowlers in the state, country and further afield?... That is another reason to enter the Everest Happy Hour on Friday night September 25th @ 7pm. Its not just free entry, we now have 2 spots to play for!!!! Yes I have been able to get a second spot & its open to all bowling members of any gender. So put your name on the entry list on the board at the front door & who knows, there may be more surprises to come. This is all brought to you by our great sponsors Scott & Jason @ RV Solutions. Go the Bay! See more

10.01.2022 As we are waiting for the handbook to arrive from the printers, here is October, November & December's list of events. This will also appear on the club webpage. For FB users, tap on the page to highlight . Bruno

10.01.2022 ANNOUNCEMENT: From today our club is SAFEWA ready. our club QR bar codes have been installed at every entrance to the club. Just scan the QR CODE and your in . You can add more than one person to your scan, just add name & mob when prompted. Any problems just sign the book. Go the bay!!

10.01.2022 Australia day Update: There still is room to join us for a fabulous day on the green , lots of fun to be had . Tuesday community bowlers are also welcome to attend. Just make up a team & challenge your mates.

10.01.2022 EVEREST UPDATE We have 16 players entered for our 1 hour KNOCK OUT today. Please be in the alfresco area for 5.30 for the draw & C.O.P... Come along & watch the fun, go the bay!! Bruno

09.01.2022 Santa is coming to the club this year, he already has his QR code for entry and he wants all you members & guest to get it also. Don’t be an elf & miss out, download the app before this Saturday. Hoho & go the bay!

09.01.2022 Fantastic Day at the BAYS Open Day well attended 104 members,Congratulations to the Winners GO THE BAY

09.01.2022 BRILLIANT go the bay

09.01.2022 A late monday funny, go the bay!!! Age matters A group of guys, all aged about 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch for their classmates' reunion.... Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant, because the waitresses there were pretty. Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food was good and the wine selection was excellent. Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they could dine in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean. Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had an elevator. Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before! #Aging with grace

08.01.2022 Clive Adams talks with Bowls WA Competition and High Performance Manager Pieter Harris in the latest edition of Bowls WA Office Chats. Pieter announces a new chair of the High Performance Committee plus outlines some of the important rules for clubs to be mindful of in Metro Pennants.

08.01.2022 Safety bay 1 blue is now 1 WHITE.

08.01.2022 Wednesdays JOLLY JOKER JACKPOT $2550 Tickets from 4pm till 6pm DRAW Only 4 Cards to choose from Miky,s Meals Available from 5pm at the Bays Kitchen. Best of luck Members

07.01.2022 ANNOUNCEMENT REMINDER: Tuesday 1st December 2020 All Members , Guest & visitors. Effective Saturday 5th December, the Safety bay Bowling Club is required to maintain a contact tracing register, be it a manual register or using the new QR code system. ... The Club has a registered QR code that is displayed when you enter the Club premises. To use the QR code system, you will need to download the ‘SafeWA’ app onto your mobile and scan the QR code on entering the Club but not required to be scanned when leaving the Club. To download the app to your mobile, use App Store or Google Play and search for ‘SafeWA’. Once downloaded, you will need to register your contact details. The Club will continue to provide a manual register if you do not have a smart mobile phone. Everyone wanting to enter the club MUST sign the register or scan the QR code on entry to the club. Under the state government’s ( state of emergency) powers, heavy fines against both the club & individuals can be imposed. Help by members is available to help download the app. Please support this club in our endeavours to maintain a clean & safe club. Committee of management

07.01.2022 THE EVEREST 1 hour knock out on friday is being put on hold. More to come sunday morning .Go the bay!!

07.01.2022 Spring Has Sprung At Compleat Angler & Camping World

06.01.2022 FRIENDLY REMINDER:

06.01.2022 Men’s Thursday results, table & next weeks games. Go the bay!!

05.01.2022 EVEREST UPDATE: 3RD SPOT NOW UP FOR GRABS!!!! If youre thinking of playing the 1 hour knock out for a place in the Everest carnival, your chances have just increased from 2 spots to 3 spots. Yes 3 spots so get your name in before Wednesday night the 23rd for a great chance. Our thanks again to Scott & Jason @ RV SOLUTIONS. Go the Bay!

05.01.2022 List up for men's fours. Also only a few names up for Everest Qualifier next Friday with 3!!!!! spots to play for (list closes next Wednesday arvo)

04.01.2022 Bowls new prez & v prez

04.01.2022 100 club winners for Wednesday 20th 47 brenda martin & 68 tony mac $50 cash

04.01.2022 All go at the Bay tonight for the Everest Qualifier, Sponsored by RV SOLUTIONS Well done to Ron Hall, David Thorington & Zac Boddy, best of luck guys. Big thanks to Bruno for organising this event GO THE BAY

04.01.2022 List up for mens fours. Also only a few names up for Everest Qualifier next Friday with 3!!!!! spots to play for (list closes next Wednesday arvo)

04.01.2022 Massive Night at the BAY. Well Done To all Involved Get in early for next WEEK GO THE BAY

03.01.2022 ANNOUNCEMENT: 1 BLUE PLAYING AT CAMBRIDGE. Division 1 blue team for the promotional game this Saturday 19th september, ( see seperate post to jump on the supporter bus ) practice this friday 4.30 - 5.30 some drinks included Bus leaves 7.45amgo the bay

03.01.2022 MONDAY PAIRS TIME CHANGE: This monday 25th only , the start time will be 12.45pm as we have an announcement later in the afternoon. Please start your games on time as this will help us later in the day.

03.01.2022 DIV 1 BLUE FRIDAY PROMOTION PRACTICE BUS LEAVES @ 7.45 sharp for camebridge as we must finish no later than 12pm

03.01.2022 EVEREST UPDATE: 3RD SPOT NOW UP FOR GRABS!!!! If you're thinking of playing the 1 hour knock out for a place in the Everest carnival, your chances have just increased from 2 spots to 3 spots. Yes 3 spots so get your name in before Wednesday night the 23rd for a great chance. Our thanks again to Scott & Jason @ RV SOLUTIONS. Go the Bay!

02.01.2022 NEW BOWLS AUSTRALIA PRESIDENT:

02.01.2022 JOLLY JOKER JACKPOT TONIGHT AT THE BAY $2650 only 2 cards left also meat raffles & 3 hams $20 Meal deal with a scooner/ glass of wine raffle draw 5.30 Joker draw 6pm

02.01.2022 Awesome Day at the BAYS Business Day Challenge. Fantastic day had by all many thanks to all our Volunteers. See ya next year! GO THE BAY

02.01.2022 Wednesday funny or not, amongst us are some really stupids go the bay!!! My husband and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c. She said, 'you gave me too much money.'... I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but we don’t do that kind of thing.' The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change. Do not confuse the people at MacD's. We had to have the garage door repaired. The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'You need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.' We haven't used that repairman since... I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local city council office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deers are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.' IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE. My daughter went to a Mexican fast food and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce. I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.' The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine. She asked if I knew what the beeper was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'what on earth are blind people doing driving?!' She is a government employee..... When my wife and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car after a service, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. ‘Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.' STAY ALERT! They walk among us, they breed, and they vote.... You now have 2 options... Delete it.. or Send it along to put a smile on someone's face today!. HAHAHAHAHAHA

02.01.2022 Mens Pennant Teams for Thursday 3 Dec

02.01.2022 Something for us all to think about this Saturday, good luck.

01.01.2022 A bit of a windy one tonight but a great night was had by all. Well done to all the raffle winners, especially those that got a head start on Xmas with winning a ham! Updated week 4 ladder

01.01.2022 2 awesome prizes from Compleat Anglers to be auctioned during Sundays Business Day Challenge. 1 spot available, form a team, get involved, all members welcome

01.01.2022 Big Day at the BAY Tomorrow all members welcome 3pm for the Auction