Santa Bernard | Public figure
Santa Bernard
Phone: +61 404 150 397
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24.01.2022 I had a lovely time feeding the giraffes, I might even try them out for the sleigh one year.
24.01.2022 Santa Bernard 2020... it's an odd year
24.01.2022 We do what we do
23.01.2022 Why Santa Claus, like everyone else, should get a flu shot www.improbable.com//why-santa-claus-like-everyone-else-sh/
23.01.2022 Twas the night before Christmas; there wasnt a sound. Not a possum was stirring; no-one was around. Wed left on the table some tucker and beer, Hoping that S...anta Claus soon would be here; We children were snuggled up safe in our beds, While dreams of pavlova danced round in our heads; And Mum in her nightie, and Dad in his shorts, Had just settled down to watch TV sports. When outside the house a mad ruckus arose; Loud squeaking and banging woke us from our doze. We ran to the screen door, peeked cautiously out, Snuck onto the deck, then let out a shout. Guess what had woken us up from our snooze, But a rusty old Ute pulled by eight mighty roos. The cheerful man driving was giggling with glee, And we both knew at once who this plump bloke must be. Now, Im telling the truth its all dinki-di, Those eight kangaroos fairly soared through the sky. Santa leaned out the window to pull at the reins, And encouraged the roos, by calling their names. Now, Kylie! Now, Kirsty! Now, Shazza and Shane! On Kipper! On, Skipper! On, Bazza and Wayne! Park up on that water tank. Grab a quick drink, Ill scoot down the gum tree. Be back in a wink! So up to the tank those eight kangaroos flew, With the Ute full of toys, and Santa Claus too. He slid down the gum tree and jumped to the ground, Then in through the window he sprang with a bound. He had bright sunburned cheeks and a milky white beard. A jolly old joker was how he appeared. He wore red stubby shorts and old thongs on his feet, And a hat of deep crimson as shade from the heat. His eyes bright as opals Oh! How they twinkled! And, like a goanna, his skin was quite wrinkled! His shirt was stretched over a round bulging belly Which shook when he moved, like a plate full of jelly. A fat stack of prezzies he flung from his back, And he looked like a swaggie unfastening his pack. He spoke not a word, but bent down on one knee, To position our goodies beneath the yule tree. Surfboard and footy-ball shapes for us two. And for Dad, tongs to use on the new barbeque. A mysterious package he left for our Mum, Then he turned and he winked and he held up his thumb; He strolled out on deck and his roos came on cue; Flung his sack in the back and prepared to shoot through. He bellowed out loud as they swooped past the gates- MERRY CHRISTMAS to all, and goodonya, MATES! Yvonne Morrison
22.01.2022 I can definitely see this as the next Santa mobile.
22.01.2022 OK, I'm using this one next year.
22.01.2022 It looks like Ill be at the airport tomorrow greeting last minute travellers :)
20.01.2022 Allison Nolan Looks like this is an idea whose time has come.
19.01.2022 You will be able to see Santa Bernard at IKEA today 9.30-12.30. There may be chocolate involved :)
19.01.2022 Now this is one amazing Santa. I'd like to think that I could do as good a job.
19.01.2022 Santa Venn, by http://www.stephenwildish.co.uk/
19.01.2022 OK, Im using this one next year.
19.01.2022 This one gets it. Remember, all of my helpers in their red suits are hot and sweaty, so buy them a cold water :)
17.01.2022 Now this is one amazing Santa. Id like to think that I could do as good a job.
16.01.2022 One of the most awesome people I know, if you need entertainers, check her out.
15.01.2022 I'm sure that I'm not the only one pleased to hear this.
15.01.2022 I cant guarantee that everyone on the list will get a puppy, but Ill try.
14.01.2022 Let's boost the signal on this one... it looks like it's going to save lives.
13.01.2022 The season is nearly upon us... the lists have been checked once, and another time to go, the holly and the ivy are being pruned, the recipe for the eggnog is being tested and retested, and the supermarkets are starting to sell fruit mince pies... Soon there will be Santas everywhere. On that point, this Santa for hire still has a few vacancies on his dance card, so if anyone I know, or anyone you know, needs a Santa to make that block party, or end of year work booze-up, or that Carols by Candlelight just a bit extra special, then I'm your Santa. Seriously, you gotta help me, those elves cost a fortune to feed.
13.01.2022 Spreading Christmas cheer to the travellers at the airport
13.01.2022 I wonder if this is a new market for Santa...
12.01.2022 Now THIS is a big load of humbug. Conservative Christians banning Christmas celebration because its too secular? Next thing you know, theyll be banning ME.
11.01.2022 'Twas the night before Christmas; there wasn't a sound. Not a possum was stirring; no-one was around. We'd left on the table some tucker and beer, Hoping that S...anta Claus soon would be here; We children were snuggled up safe in our beds, While dreams of pavlova danced 'round in our heads; And Mum in her nightie, and Dad in his shorts, Had just settled down to watch TV sports. When outside the house a mad ruckus arose; Loud squeaking and banging woke us from our doze. We ran to the screen door, peeked cautiously out, Snuck onto the deck, then let out a shout. Guess what had woken us up from our snooze, But a rusty old Ute pulled by eight mighty 'roos. The cheerful man driving was giggling with glee, And we both knew at once who this plump bloke must be. Now, I'm telling the truth it's all dinki-di, Those eight kangaroos fairly soared through the sky. Santa leaned out the window to pull at the reins, And encouraged the 'roos, by calling their names. 'Now, Kylie! Now, Kirsty! Now, Shazza and Shane! On Kipper! On, Skipper! On, Bazza and Wayne! Park up on that water tank. Grab a quick drink, I'll scoot down the gum tree. Be back in a wink!' So up to the tank those eight kangaroos flew, With the Ute full of toys, and Santa Claus too. He slid down the gum tree and jumped to the ground, Then in through the window he sprang with a bound. He had bright sunburned cheeks and a milky white beard. A jolly old joker was how he appeared. He wore red stubby shorts and old thongs on his feet, And a hat of deep crimson as shade from the heat. His eyes bright as opals Oh! How they twinkled! And, like a goanna, his skin was quite wrinkled! His shirt was stretched over a round bulging belly Which shook when he moved, like a plate full of jelly. A fat stack of prezzies he flung from his back, And he looked like a swaggie unfastening his pack. He spoke not a word, but bent down on one knee, To position our goodies beneath the yule tree. Surfboard and footy-ball shapes for us two. And for Dad, tongs to use on the new barbeque. A mysterious package he left for our Mum, Then he turned and he winked and he held up his thumb; He strolled out on deck and his 'roos came on cue; Flung his sack in the back and prepared to shoot through. He bellowed out loud as they swooped past the gates- MERRY CHRISTMAS to all, and goodonya, MATES!' Yvonne Morrison
10.01.2022 It looks like I'll be at the airport tomorrow greeting last minute travellers :)
08.01.2022 For those who want to keep track at home...
07.01.2022 Im sure that Im not the only one pleased to hear this.
07.01.2022 Guess who is going to be the Santa at the City of Canning's Carols by Candelight :D
07.01.2022 At the Perth Zoo, feeding the giraffes. A great day was had by all, and a huge shout out to the awesome staff there.
06.01.2022 Guess who is going to be the Santa at the City of Cannings Carols by Candelight :D
05.01.2022 Until recently, I used to put coal in the stockings of bad girls and boys... The worse they were, the more coal they got. I have a feeling that I may be responsible for a lot of the man-made global warming that we're observing. In hindsight, I should have given them solar panels.
05.01.2022 This is why there aren't any naughty kids on my list.
04.01.2022 This is a game changer.
03.01.2022 I can't guarantee that everyone on the list will get a puppy, but I'll try.
02.01.2022 This is why there arent any naughty kids on my list.
02.01.2022 Christmas Eve 2018 is already starting to book out...
02.01.2022 Be careful what you buy this year...
02.01.2022 Now THIS is a big load of humbug. Conservative Christians banning Christmas celebration because it's too secular? Next thing you know, they'll be banning ME.
