Stressless Communications in OConnor, Western Australia, Australia | Telecommunications company

Stressless Communications

Locality: OConnor, Western Australia, Australia

Phone: +61 8 9337 5631

Address: 20 Peel Road 6163 O'Connor, WA, Australia

Website: https://www.stressless.net.au

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25.01.2022 Whenever times seem extra tough and rewards are poor and few, remember that the mighty oak was once a nut like you

25.01.2022 The one man that knows more about this than anybody, a great article explaining the NBN rollout by Michael Quigley CEO of NBN Co. for the first 4 years (before it was ruined) https://www.themonthly.com.au//what-happened-broadband-aus

24.01.2022 Weekend walk by traffic.. This is why we will never understand cat people

24.01.2022 Mr Photogenic himself is at it again.. Casually minding his own business for a change, Mr Marsh was working out some of the missing pieces to his teleport device, which none of us are allowed to look at, when the phone rings (ours works although in varying time continuums) and it was a reporter from the Australian newspaper asking for comment on the NBN, specifically a story he had heard about NBN subbies doing shonky jobs to get a dollar. Well he is not shy and as we know s...peaks his mind(s) so "Of cause mate, fair suck o the sav, you spend 3 hours on a job and some pencil neck says ahm computer says nohh so youre not gettin a cracker, youd bodge the mongrel too" off he goes.. We really shouldnt let him drink until after lunch during the week, but too late now "Jeez mate, nbn, waddya wanna know? Ill tell ya exactly why its a steamin pile, well theyre missing big bits out so it aint national, theyre only gettin 12 Meg so it aint broadband which means it should be called n, statistically being the size of a sample.. a friggin stool sample, told you its a pile of shi.. (at this stage the brave admin lady put the welfare of Stressless above that of herself and hit Mr Chatty in the throat with a pre-charged capacitor we have for just such impending promotional disaster occasions and dropped him like a bag of nbn) Anyway long story short, the self-confessed genius (multiple times an hour) fired up his teleport device thinking it was a snack machine, punched in the code for Vicks Vapodrops, mumbling something about soothes the throat and Claire the barmaid, and went back in time an hour or so where he proceeded to give an in-depth interview, book a photoshoot, gladwrap all the dunnies and somehow infuse habanero chilli into my medicated anti-fungal crotch-rot cream.. He is promising me the antidote if I "put me friggin pic on the interweb ya maggot" so in vain hope the cure is not too much worse than the superglue in the haemorrhoid spray stunt from last week, here is his latest media stunt, congratulations to the photographer who somehow got this image out of that twisted reality. Be Stressless and repeatedly thank whatever deity you believe in that you dont have to work here.. See more

24.01.2022 Not much the wrinkly old Grinch can do to me, well let's f*cking see anyway. Here is why your telecommunications network is in an abysmal state just in case you had ever wondered.. https://www.smh.com.au//cancer-eating-the-heart-of-austral

23.01.2022 Have you ever wondered how NBN Co. justify the hugely exorbitant expenditure to produce a mediocre (I am being very nice today) result? My theory is based on the simple act of comparison, if these semi-literate technology vandals are worth the sums described in this article (you just know they think they are) then obviously transmogrifying billions of dollars into a jumbled mismatch of dilapidated digital data decay would be a perfectly logical progression. Theyre so vain, they obviously think this song is about them.. https://www.theaustralian.com.au//d796b6065c715dbfb94daf55

22.01.2022 NBN service providers cold calling businesses. We are hearing of a huge number of unsolicited calls from (some of) the companies that sell connections for the NBN. I have listened to some of them and even jaded old me was shocked by the lies, intimidation and lack of knowledge of both the law and the product represented during these calls. Remember, a telephone/internet connection is just another product, they are just another salesperson and you are a customer. Australian c...onsumers have some protections from telemarketing and pushy salespeople which applied to unsolicited calls and visits (extract from ACCC website) Before making a sales pitch, as a salesperson you must: inform the consumer of the purpose of your visit provide the consumer with identification. The identification must include your name and the contact details of the business that you represent inform the consumer that they can request you to leave and that you are required to leave their premises at their request leave the consumers premises immediately if the consumer requests you to do so. If you tell them you do not wish to speak they must hang up! It carries on to say If you are requested to leave or there is a do not knock sticker on the door, you must do so immediatelyit is unlawful for you to stay. You must not contact the consumer again on behalf of the same seller for at least 30 days for the purpose of negotiating an unsolicited consumer agreement (or for an incidental or related purpose). So they can not call you again for 30 days if you tell them you do not want to talk to them!! Also the fact that telcos have multiple call centres is addressed in the law, it is the responsibility of the telco to ensure none of the call centres call you again within 30 days If they dont follow the law report it Remember the person making the call is sales staff and their job is to sell, there is plentiful evidence they will say anything to get you to sign up. The amount of customers I have found that have been sold things that were not fit for purpose has increased exponentially over the last 2 years so do not believe the person selling on commision when they tell you it will be seamless. If your telephone/internet connection is important to your business get some advice from a company that will act in YOUR interest and advise you what you should do BEFORE you sign a contract which ties you to a service provider for 2 years, whether it works or not (not legally, but it is so much harder after the fact)

21.01.2022 Just a word or two on co-existence, it seems a desirable thing, especially in a town full of fruitloops like my favourite place, but you may have heard the term as it applies to NBN and their ongoing debacle. NBN are asserting that while there are legacy services (old stuff) running on the same cable as VDSL (new stuff wot NBN make) the legacy services will have a negative effect on the VDSL. This is absolutely true. However NBN Co. have rated this effect at somewhere arou...nd 50% loss of throughput (how fast stuff works in real customer experience) which is much like Pauline Hanson advising Australia that the homosexuals will gay up all your children, yes you may see some of your children grow up to be not as straight acting as some of your other children but I have severe misgivings that it was because of Pauline although as a straight man I could envision Pauline sending straight boys... no no not really.. Co-existence in real terms, as tested by myself and many other highly qualified and experienced people that do this for a living will have a small (as in 10% at most) detrimental effect on VDSL throughput whatever other services are on the cable, including ISDN (big noisy old school stuff) and it is being used as yet another excuse in the best spin doctoring display in Australian history to cast aside blame for a superlative pile of steaming sh*t that Malcolm and his masters (Satan and Rupert, in that ascending hierarchic order, or should that be descending?) have decreed. Some of you will have heard this term, "co-existence", and will be told to just wait and after co-existence all will be sorted, much like many that have been told you will lose all your phone numbers if you leave TPG, Commander or "fill in name of lying bastard telco here." All of this is absolute undiluted crap, believe not a word, or two as I started this with Be Stressless See more

20.01.2022 The only mainstream media outlet not funded by NBN advertising!

20.01.2022 The brief for today was to get an 80 something year young lady a telephone because Optus do not care that she has medical conditions, lives alone now and has been waiting a month with NOTHING because she has been transitioned to NBN. The Sorter toodled off to grab some bits and pieces, blew a hose in the (previously) trustworthy Holden, went and bought a new hose, went back to the Holden, then went back to the shop and bought the correct hose (I said the Sorter, not the mec...hanic lol) fixed the stupid car, went to said ladys house, spent 68 minutes on hold to Optus "support" line to get authorised on the stupid Optus account (called the sales line with the other phone and was answered in under 30 seconds but surprise, we cant help, we just sell stuff) Finally achieved the highly enlightened state of authorised representative and enquired as to why the bloody phone doesnt go? (also immediately started Optus chat on the laptop with the same desired outcome.) After enough time had passed that I needed a shave and a valium the interaction was completed by Optus with the assertion that "the service has been cancelled by the customer" of course I questioned this in a mild and conciliatory tone (yeah right) " Can you show me a document or play me the recording that details this transaction?" Of course not. Long story short, get me a good lawyer, but Optus do not give a toss about their customers and/or whether they live or die. Short end to the story, we hooked up a sim dialler, plugged in one of our emergency sims and the nice lady now has access to her friends, family and DOCTOR. Why Optus could not do this? Already stated. Do Stressless care about their customers? The lady is not a customer and will not be charged a cent, so this is unknown without further information, this was a community service job because #nbnkillsoldladies and the Sorter here thinks that is unacceptable. Oh and do not wear a white shirt out to a weekend job, you will get mechanic black stuff on you Be Stressless

20.01.2022 Just showing off now but we had so many positive emails last week I have to share some of them. The NBN drama continues and we are happily fixing stuff they stuff up and often getting the "service" providers to reimburse our clients. If you didnt break it why should you pay to get it fixed? Well.. because to run our businesses we all need an internet connection that works and we need it now! So just get one of our techs to come around, sort the issue now and if it was cau...sed by NBN or your RSP we will give you a report stating exactly that so you can be compensated. We do this so often we have a list of the ways they try to wriggle out of doing what they should and of course will assist you if they try to dismiss your genuine claim. (The names have been changed to protect staff and clients, information security is very important to us) This customer had been trying to run a business on an ADSL connection getting less than 1Mbps which the RSP would not address, when we left they had steady 15Mbps which will translate into great speed on the NBN soon Thanks so very much Marshall .. Yes the dream team delivered the goods & I am sooo happy I could cry .. Of course I wont :-) However I will pay the bill asap.. tomorrow that is .. All the very best This client had an NBN transition bungled leaving no connection for the home office from which they run their business, we attended within an hour but it took until nearly 7pm that evening to get the result, I just do not give up Hi Marshall, Just to let you know we got the green light on the internet about 20 minutes after you left. Thanks so much for your help today and for getting out here so quickly. I could not have possibly got this up and running with out you. Please make the invoice out to xxxxx Pty Ltd. I will await your report and instructions on how to claim from Opxxx. Kind regards same client three weeks later... Hi Marshall, Just to let you know I have had a win with Oxxxx! They have credited my Oxxxx account with the full amount of your bill of $1188. Thanks for all your help, your strike rate with them remains intact! Kind regards You see, it can be done, you can fight them and win. We do it regularly. Do not put up with substandard internet and dismissive providers, we can get you a result Be Stressless See more

20.01.2022 DONT HIRE A SPARKY TO DO COMMS WORK. Well, some do have the right qualifications, a couple are pretty good at it but Jeez would you hire a mechanic to paint your car? But they both work on cars.. The simple fact is that electricians have a trade that has little to do with telecommunications and most do not have a basic understanding of what I do every day, ask one to explain why you shouldnt pull data and power cables into a duct together and if they come up with a good ans...wer tell them to go and tell the rest of their lekky mates because I have to fix it far too often! NBN are not helping with the confusion, they program their 457s to tell customers you need to get an electrician when they run off from an incomplete job leaving the customer disconnected from the world. The bare minimum qualification for a registered cabler to work in your premises, whether they be an electrician or a rocket surgeon, is an Australian Communications and Media Authority registration (licence) and now NBN demand all cabling be done in Category 6 cable, a Structured Data endorsement. If somebody you hire does not have these quals tell them to leave. I could coach a monkey through these courses in a couple of weeks (as NBN prove often) so anybody doing comms/data cabling should have them, it does not prove they are good at it of course, just that they are legal. Our collective need for data is ever-growing and we want everything faster, faster, FASTER! We can do build a network to do it for you but much like the weakest link in a chain, if you have one bad bit of cable that slows down my little data monsters then the entire circuit slows down to that rate. We often replace a few metres of cable and double or triple the speed of an NBN connection, the trick is knowing which bit of cable. The one in the picture was easy to find, I did what we call in the trade a visual analysis which revealed this little fella, would have worked fine with ADSL but on NBN it creates all sorts of problems. I can hear the electricians I have maligned screaming "I could have found that!" so here is the punch line, the customer had called an electrician who had told him he had run new cable and now everything was as good as it could be in the premises. Simply put the guy may have been a highly skilled electrician but he doesnt know his arse from his elbow in my world. Oh and please dont ask me to wire power points for you, of course I know how, but I want to leave some work for the sparkies until they upskill themselves Be Stressless See more

18.01.2022 Warning-- There is a company called Australian Broadband out there, they are not Aussie Broadband and they are sure not Australian. They nearly scammed one of my customers today, sure the customer should have noticed that the top google hit for "Aussie Broadband" was not actually Aussie but Australian, we all overlook small things sometimes. When the company called them and something seemed amiss they called me, I stepped in and disposed of the fake foreign scammers. O...ur customers love us for many reasons, we like Aussie Broadband for one reason, they do the righty. They do not pay me and this is not an advertisement. We hate the way the telecommunications industry has turn into a series of shitful episodes and appreciate a company with Aussie call centres with Aussie staff with a commitment to customer service. If someone calls you and you cant understand them tell them to rack off, if they dont know what you mean, call me and I will explain it in detail to the mongrels Be Stressless See more

18.01.2022 Bound to get sued for this one! If they have email working.. https://theaimn.com/telstras-copper-network-dead-nearly-15/ We knew they knew, they know they knew, nothing new

17.01.2022 Failure of NBN blamed on "Gamers" Watta Bill Morrow has claimed that the reason the NBN is a phenomenal failure of epic proportions is because people are using it. In a move as shocking as a flat node battery the $3 million dollar man has pointed the finger at someone, anyone, else again in a pitiful attempt to lower his public rating below that of Barnaby Joyces media adviser. "If people keep using the bloody thing, of course it will not work" he absolutely did not say, but I thought it was amusing because that is what he meant Real story below.. http://www.abc.net.au//nbn-chief-blames-gamers-fo/9832596

16.01.2022 Just had to put this one up, I went to a "contract" meeting when this mob took over the telstra contract I had been doing and dropped all the rates. I asked "which part of this offer is negotiable?" I was bluntly told by their GM in front of about 50 contractors "None of it, take it or leave it." If he followed my advice he still has the paperwork jammed up his fat arse https://mobile.abc.net.au//telecommunications-wo/10517932

16.01.2022 It is happening, slowly, but the liars and thieves will be brought to task https://scorchinghotnews.com/telstra-has-refunded-9-3m-to-/

15.01.2022 Harden up English, whether "it is coming home" or not is irrelevant, it will not, it is not home, nor is it coming. Kick and kiss is not a sport, nor should real men pat their friends on the behind, grovel in mock pain, or wear shorts like that! Prince Harry is the toughest guy your empire has ever had and hes a ranga but a good bloke because he knows rugby is the game they play in heaven (where Johnny Wilkinson is not allowed because we all know he is a robot)

15.01.2022 You bloody beauty, about time, keep it coming https://www.theage.com.au//telemarketer-hit-with-record-28

15.01.2022 Optus fined by ACCC but not nearly enough. I have been telling clients for some time that service providers have been straight out lying to them when they have been told "You must connect with us or you will lose all your telephone numbers" and "Your existing lines will be disconnected in a month if you do not change to NBN" or many of the other lies being thrown around by these unscrupulous blackmailers. One word "INDEPENDENT"... get independent advice, would you completel...y believe the used car salesman? No. Would you completely believe a door to door vacuum cleaner salesperson? No! So why do otherwise intelligent people happily believe every word (usually in pidgin English) from "John from telstra" or some other cold caller (legislation considers door to door salesmen and cold callers to be the same, as should you). Do not believe for a moment they are there to help you, they are there to sell sell sell and that is all. If you want to get advice then get someone that works in your best interest to give you independent advice, unless of course your business telephone and internet service are not important..https://www.accc.gov.au//optus-to-pay-15-million-for-misle See more

13.01.2022 NBN admit congestion exists on their network, this is a pretty good article. Have a read https://www.itnews.com.au//nbn-co-warns-users-about-rising

13.01.2022 This is the best I have read so far, a journo that does his research and avoids taking sides, a bit technical for some but it is about technology! Take 5 minutes to read this and youll have a much better understanding of the shemozzle that is being orchestrated and read between the lines just a bit and you will glimpse the faceless men that are in charge of it.

10.01.2022 Congratulations on the successful ruination of the Australian Telecommunications network Watta Bill. You take with you the gratitude of Rupert (not the cartoon bear) and several truck loads of our money but thankfully you also leave with that annoying symptom I have whenever I see your image whereby I throw up a little bit in my mouth.. Good luck in finding a new position as it has been categorically proven that you could not manage a hard turd

10.01.2022 Not much the wrinkly old Grinch can do to me, well lets f*cking see anyway. Here is why your telecommunications network is in an abysmal state just in case you had ever wondered.. https://www.smh.com.au//cancer-eating-the-heart-of-austral

08.01.2022 Seems last nights post was a touch on the heavy side for some, Freo Massive deleted the share in 30 seconds flat! So this evening some culinary advice..

08.01.2022 I am sick of NBN making old ladies cry. Apologies to the lovely Ladies/Gents I help for the ageist comment but it is true. The single biggest infrastructure project in Australias history is commonly leaving our most vulnerable without an essential service for months at a time and I should not have to do your job Bill Morrow (you f*#kwit). You breach federal law at whim for profit and I am calling you out, now! The federal statutes demand that you supply a telephone servi...ce to EVERYBODY yet you have connived to ensure you can not be held accountable (legally). I am calling you into the public arena to explain why you think that an elderly lady with a medical condition should not have access to a telephone in a first world country. I deal with and sort your complete lack of regard for your customers almost every day and I see too many tears from people that need to hear from their children, their friends/support people and their medical practitioners but cannot do so so that the company you run can make money. Even when you get it right they can not be assured of a telephone as per the Universal Service Obligation or the Telecommunications Act 1997 as evidenced by NBN CO. documents that advise "in the event of a power outage in your area we recommend having a fully charged mobile device available." What do you have to say to the family of the poor woman that is no longer with us due in no small part to the simple fact that your (insert number here $$) budget could not extend to giving her a telephone that worked? Probably that it is not your fault and blah blah media spin. Explain to me what the likely outcome would be when a frail elderly person has a power outage (not your fault), goes to get a torch or a candle, trips in the dark and takes a fall (not your fault) sustains a serious injury (not your fault) and crawls in the dark to the phone they have had for 50 years but it doesnt work (not your fault) so they then have to find the mobile and figure out how to work the stupid tiny thing (not your fault) I am sick of NBN making old ladies cry #nbnkillsoldladies Before you flee with a ton of our money Watta Bill Morrow I would like an explanation, via the many lawyers we pay for no doubt but it is time, explain yourself to the people of Australia Love you Mama Reppas Be Stressless, if you can

07.01.2022 Someone needs a Telecommunications Consultant! http://www.abc.net.au//federal-mp-stuart-robert-i/10342074

06.01.2022 To those that tell me satellite transmission will remove the need for fibre optic cabling, how is your foxtel going in this weather? Reply in an hour or two

05.01.2022 The government has the National Scam Awareness campaign this week, they are finally doing something with our network I agree with wholeheartedly so I am happy to share. Go to https://www.staysmartonline.gov.au/ and have a look and tell other people! Too many get caught every year

04.01.2022 Found this little gem in a customers house today. She said she could not understand the installers at all but they seemed lovely, however once she said she worked at the immigration department they left in a hurry and she was having a few problems calling out

04.01.2022 Phone calls from "Technical Security." Over the last few years the increase in reports of calls from "people" (I use that term very loosely in reference to these mongrels) purporting to be from telstra/microsoft/network security etc have increased dramatically, I had one myself from the "Microsoft security section" last week. They prey on people with little knowledge of computer networking and tell them that their computer is causing issues with the federal network, which i...s a crime, and that they can fix it for a small fee or there will be police intervention required, or similar scare tactics. I had a friend scammed on this last night. I can categorically state that as a home user, neither telstra, ASIO, the federal police or indeed the Mars mission control will EVER have a reason to call you and have need to fix your PC to stop it taking down the federal network. telstra can do that all by themselves and as recently as Friday they demonstrated this.. Lightning can be unpredictable but as sure as I will never play ruckman in a serious competition, glass is not conducive to electricity and therefore fibre optic cable is not affected by lightning, nor does lightning miss a 10m pole carrying metallic lines and hit "a telstra pit containing a fibre optic cable" a few feet away which runs the only triple zero line we have in the entire country, come on telstra get some skill back into your spin ffs. lazy lazy lies.. Odd of me to get off track there but anyhow to return to the matter at hand, NEVER let anyone have remote access to your computer or give out your credit card or bank details to ANYONE unless you actually know who they are. If someone calls you and says you must (insert lie here) tell them their mother and father were brother and sister and hang up. My old mate got done for $660 by trying to do the right thing and now I will need to do a serious bit off cleaning on his PC because they will have every detail and password that was in there on their files. I have also had to get him to cancel his credit cards and may require that he no longer has access to the internet because he is too stupid to have a computer. He will protest that it is not his fault, that he was scammed by persuasive thieves and how was he to know it was not the federal bureau of impersonation but I can tell you he will not be reading this post, at least today and maybe not tomorrow. Smarten up people, the online world is as full of scammers as the normal world but they are harder to catch afterwards. On a high note keep a referees whistle by the phone for when the inbred call centre staff phone, I have it on good authority that they enjoy a piercing blast into their headset every now and again Be Stressless

04.01.2022 The PM reveals the real story..

03.01.2022 Really wanna be Stressless? Get a dose of Old Blood, the crew smoked the Indi again last night Old Blood in full flight

03.01.2022 Weak as water ACCC! telstra can claim it is the "best" network but the company that actually provides the least congested residential service gets bollocked in the press with arrogant impunity by the body that is supposed to be looking out for the consumer. Bring on the Royal Commission https://www.zdnet.com//aussie-broadband-draws-accc-ire-ov/

02.01.2022 IMPORTANT POST re HACKED PROFILE!! If you receive a message from me which seems rude or obnoxious or has prolific vulgar language, it means I do not like you.. We have never been hacked and will not be this year either Happy New Year!!!

02.01.2022 NBN announce Fibre to the Curb roll out begins. Fanbloodytastic, not content with crippling the Australian telecommunications infrastructure with their multiple machiavellian mismanaged manipulations to date NBN Co. have now decided to curb our data throughput even further by placing greater restrictions upon it. I am quite clear that nobody in any position of power at nbn has ever seen, much less read, an engineering text and that Rupert the Bear books were banned for obvi...ous reasons but I would have thought an English dictionary would not have been too far a quantum leap. Pol Pot did not allow them but at least he knew how to dig a tunnel. The Amish dont like them but they communicate amongst themselves quite well (also little chance of litigation there), ffs you lot, I know my page is banned territory but I also know you sneak a peek now and then, so allow me to define the term for you. Curb /kb/ (noun) a check or restraint (verb) to restrain or keep in check ,apologies to my equestrian friends but that curb is not defined in this text, although similarly applied. One thing I am feeling enthusiastic about is that honesty has been used , linguistically at least, for the first time since the debacle began. Of all debacles in history this is my least favourite so far, the Violent Femmes awesome album was my favourite. I digress (as usual,) if nbn, as you instruct your minions and loudly declare to any consumer requesting information as to crap speeds, "co-existence" is the cause of abysmal throughput because teeny amounts of voice transmission in the network cripple your master plan, what exactly will happen when you back feed the power to your dslams from customer premises in the same cable that feeds the place?? Oh, I get it now, it is American spelling... Overflowing Septic Tanks Be Stressless

02.01.2022 Timing is everything https://www.facebook.com/IMPAJA/videos/10156102241246796/