Sublime Cafe & Catering in Richmond, Victoria | Caterer

Sublime Cafe & Catering

Locality: Richmond, Victoria

Phone: +61 3 9429 8053

Address: 436 Church St 3121 Richmond, VIC, Australia

Website: http://sublimecaterers.com.au

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25.01.2022 Let me tell you a story. The story of a hero. He brought happiness by the thousands. The people loved him. He was well respected and whenever people were given his gift their day would magically improve. His secret gift bestowed to the populace of the land of Richmond was a little brown bean ground into a fine powder and added to heated milk. The hero was strong, kind but gentle. He was a good man. But the nefarious dontwatchwhereyousitticus knew his weakness. ... The god gifted spectacles of legend. He crushed them beneath his mighty buttocks and our hero was blind. Look basically if Matt doesnt recognise you today or you see him frowning or squinting at you: hes not mad. Just blind. Please bear with him til Saturday when he can get a new pair.

24.01.2022 Oh weve got some goodness for you this week salad lovers. Some old favourites and some new rockstars; The bad boy in this photo is the #smokedtrout #nicoise #olive salad with #redwine dressing Then were also smashing our;... #broccoli #chicken #slaw #kale #brussell #beetroot #cypriot #grain with #cypriotyoghurt #wasabi #eggplant #slaw All week! Come grab one with a delicious four rascals boutique coffee! #sublime #imsublime #sublimesalads #healthfood #vegan #veganoptions #weightloss #healtheating #instafood #cafe #richmond #3121 #melbourne #vegetarian

24.01.2022 Were changing up our hours a little at Richmond Sublime! From the 1st July well be opening at the same time but closing an hour earlier! Dont worry were back to normal (if not longer) come Summer! ... So make sure if youre one of our afternoon regulars you adjust! Thanks as always for your patronage!

24.01.2022 But why arent you here?

22.01.2022 Did you know? You can make lasagna in the dish washer. All you have to do is put the ingredients together in a dish (either boiled noodles or use the no boil noodles), cover the dish tightly with aluminum foil, then use the heated dry and sanitize cycle on your dishwasher to cook the lasagna. But if this sounds like a bad idea (It does) and you wanted something chef cooked and far more delicious; we have it in our Take Home Freezer Menu for just $18! #takehome #sublime #sublimefood #readymademeals #healthymeals #carbloading #fitness #gym #richmond #3121

22.01.2022 Just our barista casually practicing inverted tulip into tulip. Up that bar on the straightness of the pour though!

21.01.2022 Good morning! ...... is what we would say if we werent freezing cold, shivering, shaking and wanting back to bed! Hey sun, maybe actually provide some heat!? So since we cant go back to bed (and probably neither can you) well settle in with a gorgeous #fourrascalscoffee and #housemade chocolate chip cookie! Get in for yours! See you soon! #sublimecoffee #sublime #imsublime @fourrascals #cappucino #cafe #richmond #3121

20.01.2022 In the famous lyrics of John Lennon I like big butts and I cannot lie wait... wait no, uh, thats not right. When they've tortured and scared you for 20 odd years, then they expect you to pick a career. Were a little tortured, a lot scared, and the boss said hed whip us for another 20 years if you didnt come in and grab one of this weeks salads! You dont want that do you!? This week were rocking the broccoli slaw, the Cypriot Grain, the Mediterranean Chicken, and ...the Soba Noodle! #sublime #sublimesalads #lennon #torture #helpusplease #ourcriesforsaviorsarrinhashtags #buyasaladorwegetwhipped #ohnoherehecomes #thisisthebestjobreally

20.01.2022 Sorry what? Did we say..... free? We did! Were looking to hear your thoughts and were willing to brib-*cough* uh...ask you nicely for them! One week- Free coffee, each platform you review us on and show us! Applies to hot chocolate and tea as well! .. .. .. ..... .. .. #coffee #sublimecoffee #richmond #cafe #hospitality #catering #areyousublimeenough #weloveyouguys #fourrascalscoffee #cappuccino #latte #melbourne See more

19.01.2022 This weeks salads! Return of the glorious Cypriot Grain, as well as the old favourite Broccoli and Chicken Slaw. Cauliflower, barley and cranberry makes a showing and we show off our Mediterranean chicken and goats cheese with olives too! Remember, two mixes to a regular or three to a large! #sublime #sublimesalad #imsublime #broccoli #chicken #slaw #cypriotgrain #cauliflower #barley #pistachio #mint #pomegranate #medchicken #goatscheese #takehome #dinein #richmond

18.01.2022 There are some hallucinogenic properties contained within some minces. Four hundred years ago the mince found within the pie of a farmers wife took her and her whole family on a trip. After four days they sobered up and when asked where theyd been they said the trip took them to an old old building in the middle of a purple forest. This building contained all sorts of magical treats and snacks. The Family Cottage Pie is an ode to that family. And the huge serving is availa...ble at Sublime for just eighteen dollars! If you believed this story you probably need a good feed; youre susceptible to wonderful falsehoods the hungrier you are! Get some in you quick! #frozenmeals #takehomemeals #frozen #sublime #sublimefoods #sublimetakehome #humour #badtrip #nohallucinogensareinourfood #pleasedontcomehereforyourtrip #lestweforgetthefamily

17.01.2022 This weeks salad offerings guaranteed to make you feel like youre doing your body good; Pulled Pork Slaw with mayo and chipotle sauce Kale, Brussel and Beetroot with walnuts and a mustard dressing Cypriot Grain with a Honey Yoghurt Dressing Broccoli and Chicken Slaw All your favourites this week! ... #salad #sublime #sublimesalad #fitness #kale #healthfood #pulledpork #broccoli #chicken #gym #makefriendswithsalad

17.01.2022 What do you get when you cross a watermelon with a broccoli? A melon-coli snack! Luckily for you we have instead crossed it with parmesan, parsley and garlic; in a mouthwatering fritter, which after eating, you will certainly not feel bitter! In the words of AC/DC, it’s a long way to Sublime when you wanna broc and roll!!!

16.01.2022 Famous rapper Eminem used to have a particular style of rap in the 1990s. He would, oddly, go exceptionally hard on the first and second verse- sing the chorus, and then abruptly stop. He wouldnt finish the song. Leaving hundreds of thousands of his fans extremely confused. Just like Eminem we are no longer doing half wraps at Sublime Richmond. Gotta keep those beats fresh yo. #sublime #sublimefood #sublimewraps #wraps #eminem #rap #gym #fitness #weightloss #humour #badpuns

14.01.2022 The Rosetta is an old old pagan symbol that signified the return of the wooden arc that would carry the pagans to new worlds. They would draw it upon parchment and carve it into rocks and trees that signified way points for the wooden vessel to navigate by. The importance of the symbol was lost over time to all but a few. But if you see one of these mystical symbols in your coffee- you can bet your ass thats a pagan alien trying to make his way home. Call the FBI immediately and dont panic. #symbolismiseverywhere #rosetta #latteart #aliens #sublime #sublimecoffee #paganism #humour #phonehome

13.01.2022 Are you feeling...... Chilli? Come try our Chilli Con Carne and get warmed up with solid puns and our refreshed winter menu. Theres some delicious hot food that well e promoting over the next week. Keep an eye out! #sublimehotfood #sublime #imsublime #takehome #hotfood #healthyfood #warm #winterfood #chilliconcarne #jointhefight #isitchili #orisitchilli

13.01.2022 So we have been spending the last month or so really, really, really upping our coffee game here at Sublime. And as a result we have some new heroes in the cafe! Our new baby - The La Marzocco, which weve been dying to get our hands on. Better quality from top to bottom. And in possibly the biggest shift weve jumped to a much higher grade of milks. And youve already noticed. Weve been getting a lot of amazing feedback on our coffee lately and its due in part to these;... @happyhappysoyboy and @sungoldmilk jersey milk (both skinny and full cream), and weve also got our solid milk alternatives with @milklabco almond, coconut, lactose free on the go. Thanks to @fourrascals for continuing to help us grow and absolutely smash the coffee game on church street! #sublimecoffee has upped its game dramatically! #coffee #richmondcoffee #cafe #latte #cappucino @lamarzoccoau #grinditout @ Sublime Cafe & Catering

12.01.2022 This weeks salads and pastas! Broccoli and Chicken Slaw Shaved Brussel, Burghul & Goats Cheese Pear, Gorgonzola & Walnuts The superstar Cypriot Grain also makes a return. This weeks pastas are our usual favourites; Turkey Bolognaise and Pesto Pasta!... #sublime #sublimefood #sublimesalads #sublimepastas #healthfood #vegan #vegetarian #glutenfree #lactosefree #richmond #3121 @ Sublime Cafe & Catering

12.01.2022 Salad sexier than your current partner in brand new lingerie. Or... new boxers? What is the male equivalent of lingerie!? This weeks salads! #broccoli #chicken #slaw... #pearlcouscous #sweetpotato #cypriot #grain #vietnamese #slaw #italian #coleslaw #beetroot #greenbean #goatscheese #sublimesalads #healthyfood #sublime #imsublime #weightloss #health #richmond #3121

12.01.2022 Salmon fillet with a sweet potato mash and a side of greens! Available in our take home meal fridges at our locations! #takehomemeals #fishandmash #sublimetakehome #richmond

11.01.2022 Vlad the impaler plundered Saxon villages, taking the captured people to Wallachia where he had them impaled (which inspired his cognomen). Completely evil right? Sadistic. We just wanted to tell you our teriyaki chicken skewers are sourced from non vlad the impaler style wholesalers. Reputable and delicious and served best with tzatziki!... #wedontimpalechickens #delicious #skewers #historylesson #humour #cafe #richmond #3121 #sublime #sublimefood

11.01.2022 Ancient warriors of the Spartan lineage used to ingest chocolate chip cookies before a major battle. They believed it granted them mystical strength and resilience. The recipe was rumoured to have been granted to King Leonidas by Zeus. Passed down by generations and ending in our kitchens today the recipes are no less potent. If you started laughing halfway through this post youre a switched on individual. If you didnt, we are concerned- come see us for a chocolate chip co...okie to help you. #sublime #sublimecookies #sublimefood #chocchipcookie #cookie #richmond #3121

10.01.2022 When I was eleven my mother scared the hell out of me; By telling me that my food had Anti Oxygen Ants. They were good for me. How the hell can Ant's that don't breath Oxygen be good for me I panicked with fear as I prepared to ingest insects or go to bed hungry. My mother was talking about antioxidants. Which Quinoa has a whole bundle of! Did you know we make our tart bases with Quinoa? The "Sacred grain"! Ant Free! #antsarentforeating #sublime #sublimefood #antfree #healthfood #richmond #3121

09.01.2022 Famous rapper Eminem used to have a particular style of rap in the 1990’s. He would, oddly, go exceptionally hard on the first and second verse- sing the chorus, and then abruptly stop. He wouldn’t finish the song. Leaving hundreds of thousands of his fans extremely confused. Just like Eminem we are no longer doing half wraps at Sublime Richmond. Gotta keep those beats fresh yo. #sublime #sublimefood #sublimewraps #wraps #eminem #rap #gym #fitness #weightloss #humour #badpuns

09.01.2022 I want you to imagine for me - a 9 year old boy at his grandmas house. This little sweet innocent angel of a child casually walking into a dining room- you know the sort- lots of china and things you can't touch. And there- golden and white upon a dining plate of magnitude- egg mix finger sandwiches. Delicious, creamy, filling, egg mix sandwiches. Picture now that this poor little starving boy hasn't eaten in at least 15 minutes. He scoffs the whole plate. Boy, oh boy, is h...e in trouble. That wooden spoon has never looked more terrifying. However, you can eat as many of our finger sandwiches (at $2.50 a pop) and we won't even tell your nan. How good. Comes in egg mix and our famous chicken mix! #sublime #sublimesandwiches #wonttellyournanna #zipperlips #richmond #3121

09.01.2022 Do you know where the idea that carrots gave you night vision came from? Carrots contain vitamin A, or retinol, and this is required for your body to synthesise rhodopsin, which is the pigment in your eyes that operates in low-light conditions. If you have a vitamin A deficiency, you will develop nyctalopia or night blindness. Eating carrots would correct this and improve your night vision, but only to the point of an ordinary healthy person it wont ever let you see in com...plete darkness. The idea that it might is due to a myth begun by the Air Ministry in World War II. To prevent the Germans finding out that Britain was using radar to intercept bombers on night raids, they issued press releases stating that British pilots were eating lots of carrots to give them exceptional night vision. This fooled the British public, as well as German High Command and an old wives tale was born. Our carrot cake may not help you see in the dark, but itll certainly add a light to the end of the tunnel that is the darkness of your work week! #sublimecafe #sublime #sublimefood #carrotcake #myths #humour #carrots #healthfood #richmond #3121

09.01.2022 This weeks salads (We know, were a bit late! Busy week!) #broccoli #chicken #slaw #sobanoodle #edamame #vegan #pepperedbeef #quinoa #lentil... #cypriot #grain #freekah #tandoorichicken #redonion #dukkah #cauliflower #brussel #avocado Get amongst it! #sublime #sublimesalad #imsublime #healthyfood #salad #health #weightloss #diet #gym

08.01.2022 Did you miss out on todays Cream of Tomato soup? It was stupidly popular. Tomorrows soup is Moroccan lamb- and if its anything like every other week- gone in an hour or two! Get in at 10:30 for your serve! #soup #hotsoup #sublimesoup #imsublime #hotfood #takehomefood #winteriscoming #popculturereferences

07.01.2022 You know Winter is a notorious weight gainer- and with the way this bastard weather has been lately youre probably like us and noticed a few extra comfy centimetres. Weve got your solution. Healthy comfort food! Drop in to drop a few! #Sublime #salad #healthfood #richmond

07.01.2022 With this weeks frigid weather oncoming we have some amazing options in our cabinet ready for you. Hot food is back! Drop in now to see our new range! #sublime #sublimehotfood #cafe #foodstore #richmond #melbourne #imsublime #hotfood #cafe

06.01.2022 The eskimos of the Northern Arctic circle are a hunter gatherer nomadic people. Vicious if cornered. Stoic in the coldest of climates. Rosy red cheeks bely an inhuman amount of strength and resilience. This isnt one of those. This is Lacey. Lacey is freezing while sorting out the freezer room. Hence three jackets, a blanket and gloves. Nippy is an understatement.... #richmond #3121 #youthoughtyouwerecold #frozenfingernubs #takehomemeals #sublime #sublimefood

05.01.2022 When I was 17 I was pumped to move out of home, I couldnt wait to get out. I was onto the next big thing and I was going to have a great career and a killer house and a beautiful wife and life. Inevitably 5 years later I moved back home in a stream of tears and shame. Did you know salmon do the exact same thing minus the tears and the shame? They are anadromous- you can google that. Salmon fillet, sweet potato mash and gorgeous green vegetables are available in our take ...home freezers for just 15.95! #salmon #takehomemeals #frozenmeals #healthymeals #fitness #weightloss #sublime See more

02.01.2022 You could say that our charcuterie boards look similar to ones youve seen elsewhere, but as we like to say, imitation is the sincerest form of plattery. (But also ours are delicious and perfect for any event) A man walked into a restaurant and said Ill have 5 plates of nibbles for a party Im having tonight. The serving attendant says Yes sir and informs the kitchen. The man asks How much? And the serving attendant replies Completely free sir. Shocked - the ma...n says Free? But why? Plattery will get you everywhere This attempt at humour brought to you by Lacey and Matt (but Matt has to google his) Bad Puns accompany a gorgeous spread for a client last night. You should be asking yourself Why havent I used Sublime recently? #sublime #punsfordays #platters #catering #sublimecatering #richmond #3121 #cateringcompany

02.01.2022 My next door neighbour as a 7 year old was a pyromaniac - swear. He would light everything on fire; ants, bushes, clothing, his own house. Related; Did you know the amazon rainforest is currently burning out of control? Yet no one is talking about it. Isnt that horrifying? Last weeks news had a basketball story as the front pager. A basketball story. Blows your mind huh? State of our world! Huh? What? Sorry? Oh right; Related to the picture: This weeks salads! Cauliflower ...Rice with butternut pumpkin Kipfler Potato and Bacon Broccoli Slaw Cypriot Grain #amazonrainforest #amazon #amazonfire #payattention #sublime #sublimesalads #richmond #3121 #healthy #gym #weightloss #fitness

02.01.2022 Salads sexier than a solo trip to Amsterdam! This week; #broccoli #chicken #coleslaw #roastedveggies #bacon #sweetpotato #kale #brussell #beetroot #walnuts... #brownrice #currants #sunflowerseeds #mediterranean #vegetable #couscous Beat the flu with this weeks exceptional range! #sublime #imsublime #sublimesalads #takehomefood #salad #healthy #weightloss #gym

02.01.2022 Do you know what this is? Of course you dont. Youve never seen one before. Because every single bacon and egg McMuffin you buy looks different. It never looks like this. Ever. Maybe you have bacon maybe you wont? Maybe you have egg maybe you wont? Maybe you order a bacon and egg muffin and you get a green salad - thats the game you play at Maccas. But at Sublime every single time you order a bacon and egg muffin you get exactly what you paid for. A bacon and egg muffin ...prepared by chefs cooked amazingly well and tasting delicious. Dont risk it: buy ours. #thatsthegame #isitwhatyouorderedthough #maccasgameofchance #wheeloffortune #baconandeggs #mcdonalds #whyriskit #sublime #sublimefood