Tabulam Golf Club in Tabulam, New South Wales | Community organisation

Tabulam Golf Club

Locality: Tabulam, New South Wales

Address: Charles Street 2469 Tabulam, NSW, Australia

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22.01.2022 Just putting it out there. Probably a 3 Man Ambrose.

22.01.2022 Stolen from one of our members. Who else can relate?

22.01.2022 Loving the golf but missing the 19th

21.01.2022 An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf. So he puts his name down at the local club. After a week he receives a message that his application has been turned down. So he goes down to the club to enquire why. Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club? Scot: Aye but I am as Scottish as you are Jock. Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear kilts.... Scot: Aye, so do I. Secretary: You are aware that we wear nothing under our kilts? Scot: Aye, neither do I. Secretary: But you are a Jew? Scot: Aye, I be that. Secretary: So you are circumcised? Scot: Aye, I be that too. Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel comfortable with that. Scot: Ach, away with ya man. I know that you have to be a Protestant to march with the Orangemen. I know that you have to be a Catholic to become a Knight of Saint Columbus, but this is the first time I heard, that you have to be a complete pr*ck to join a golf club. See more

21.01.2022 Don't forget Guys tomorrows comp is a 3 Club event, so choose your weapons early. Cheese and Bacon Rolls on the menu for after game sustenance.

21.01.2022 Hi Guys, Don't forget, 2 Man Ambrose this Saturday, followed by cheese and bacon rolls. See you there. Baz

20.01.2022 Golfsort of A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, I’m on the 7th hole, and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole. He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine the same thing happened; and he approached... her again with the same request. She said, I’m on the 14th hole, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th hole. Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often. He approached her and said, Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you are in the sales profession. I’m in sales, also. What do you sell? She replied, If I tell you, you’ll laugh. No, I won’t. Well, if you must know, she answered, I work for Tampax. With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath. Km She said, See I knew you would laugh. That’s not what I’m laughing at, he replied. I’m a salesman for Preparation H, so I’m still a hole behind you! See more

18.01.2022 Last Saturdays Stableford Comp was a runaway win for our illustrious Postmaster Geoff McMillan with score of 28 net and 23 points. Well done Geoff, and a well deserved loss of 2 strokes off your handicap.

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16.01.2022 Nicole Moffitt to Tabulam Golf Club... 17 hrs Hi There I Was Wondering If You Could Let Your Golfers Know About The Up Coming RFS Charity Golf Day In Woodenbong - All Welcome Heres The Flyer At: Woodenbong Golf Club On: Sunday 3rd November 2019 Time: Starts 9am Bbq Lunch Available (Free With Payers Reg) 3 Person Ambrose Monster Raffle Calcutta Enquiries 02 66 351 294 Or 0476152252 All Welcome See more

15.01.2022 OK Members time to start thinking about which 3 clubs you're going to use on Saturday morning.

15.01.2022 2 Man Ambrose tomorrow guys, Chicken sausage rolls on the menu.

11.01.2022 Saturday 29th comp won on a countback By Peter Caldwell. 8 members and 2 visitors played.

11.01.2022 My Christmas painting for this year is titled "A Christmas Wish". The painting is not for sale. Hopefully this wish will come true for many. Unfortunately we have sold out of cards, Merry Christmas. Cheers

09.01.2022 9 players for todays comp a stroke event, was won by Bob Kelly on a countback with Chris Beasley. Well Done Bob.

07.01.2022 Stroke Event tomorrow guys, bacon and cheese rolls on the menu.

07.01.2022 Stableford Comp in the morning people. Chicken sausage and onion rolls on the menu.

07.01.2022 Where to find us

06.01.2022 Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him. 'Oh, n...o, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'? He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken! See more

03.01.2022 Save the date . Father's Day Ambrose Golf Day,1st of September at Tabulam golf course. Support your local RFS brigades with this fundraiser. Prizes, raffels and BBQ lunch. Bring your Dad or your mates and have a great day. Tee off at 9.00am.

03.01.2022 Just when you think you have seen all the revenue raising tricks out there - this pops up (coming to a Golf Course near you) :(

03.01.2022 Well played Bob Kelly and Walter, won the Australia Day Ambrose by a stroke.