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25.01.2022 Calm the absolute fuck down everyone. If you're an APOD member, obvs this bundle of salty brilliance is going to be for you. We're new to APOD and we're flashing you with our salty bits..... to the tune of 30% off. We'll probably be fucking broke afterwards, but who cares - it's important we get you salty, recovered and feeling less...shit?

25.01.2022 Our #trbathwar is just the gift that keeps on fuckin giving. Whilst @willy.beating.cancer may very well hold the flamingo laden crown & be the one who started the quest for TR’s #bathfluencer..... @seven.horses has, yet again - taken it to another fucking level. So calm your salty tits and dicks down everyone, get naked and show us how you get salty (oh, and be creative - because we’ll be popping up in your tub and surprising someone each month with a lil somethin’ someth...in’.) Every few months we’re going level this shit up & you better hop in, buckle the fuck up and come along for the ride. There will obviously be prizes and a comp - because you’re all greedy fucks , but, we’ve got a soft spot for (some of) you. If your brand wants to be part of the prize giveaways - slide into our DMs. #trbathwars . . #tacticalrecovery #tacticalrecoveryau #mytrtime #trbathwars #bathfluencer #adf #military #firstresponders #militarytraining #australianarmy #royalaustralianairforce #royalaustraliannavy #australiandefenceforce #qldpolice #nswpolice #vicpolice #commandofit #commandotraining #saswhodareswins #epsomsalts #musclerecovery

22.01.2022 Little bit pissy that you didn't get your salty little hands on our new range? Well, we're fully stocked up and ready for your sweaty mank bodies to get in the tub with us. https://tacticalrecovery.com.au/collections/new-release

22.01.2022 Don't get weird. But. We've FULLY re-stocked after what seems like 92 fcking years. https://tacticalrecovery.com.au/collections/all

21.01.2022 We're going to hear from the boss about this in, 3....2,....

20.01.2022 We're basically magicians. Our new Illumination Rounds are mandatory when you're soaking in the tub with us. And if you're cheating on us with another soy candle - you can just fucking unfollow, ok. https://tacticalrecovery.com.au/produc/new-release-candles

19.01.2022 Our new range was due to launch last night - and to be honest, we couldn't be fucked working on a Sunday. So it's live AS OF RIGHT NOW. 5 New Luxe Illumination Rounds + New Mag Soak + New Bundles + all soaks are larger + mini sample bundles include the full range! Shop New Shit Here: https://tacticalrecovery.com.au/collections/new-release

19.01.2022 Just wait until you see the full range of new Illumi Rounds later this month, Alex... (Also, since we're here... Paul from Op's - can you just hurry up so we can actually tell people about the new range? Would it hurt to hustle a bit more?).

18.01.2022 Want a perfect PAR? We’re good at bribes. @dave

17.01.2022 Shipping update: AU Post has advised NT can take between 4-14 business days for delivery and VIC between 1-13. Please refer to your AU post tracking for live updates. If you want to invest in TR Couriers - we're dead set serious about starting our own delivery service. You'll get paid in sarcasm, salt and snacks. email us if you need us to stalk packages [email protected] and include your order number to make our job easier. Because dealing with couriers is a fucking job in itself .

16.01.2022 Jesus fuckin' Christ. We have had an inbox FULL of messages noting we've been a little quiet the last 2 weeks. You're all more naggy than DHA about a house inspection. So hi, here we are, on a fucking Sunday, making your news feed 74% better. And, here's our Limited Edition Xmas Rounds, making your life 100% better: https://tacticalrecovery.com.au//illumination-rounds-chris

15.01.2022 Yeah hi. Social Team here - clearly after business hours. Why? Because you're all a bunch of salty fucking champs who've wiped us out. We're sold out of all our new range, new bundles and original muscle soaks & mag spray. We don't get paid overtime and we're letting you know this due to the sheer fact we can lord it over the Customer Service Team that we've gone above and beyond to deliver great service...above our paygrade. Restock = next week or whenever the fuck the Op's Team decide to.. anyone's guess really. We all know what they're like.

15.01.2022 We will remember them.

11.01.2022 Looked after yourself lately? Yeah, we fucking know you haven't. You know how? Because we see you hurting like all hell after training sessions each week.So, for the love of the fucking salt lords - get the salty shit, put it in the bath, scroll memes for 20 mins, get out and then use mag spray for extra intense tension relief. https://tacticalrecovery.com.au/collections/all

10.01.2022 Speaking of being on rotation. Our January 'On Rotation' Illumination Rounds are bangers. Spiced Plum Pudding Chai... Summer Florals https://tacticalrecovery.com.au//rotation-illumination-rou

06.01.2022 Salty Fuckers - we've got an important update...so if you've recently ordered from us, read it - ok! Our courier network + AU Post are maxed out (obvs), and have significant delays due to reduced flights etc. If you live in NT or VIC we've been advised it may take up to 15+ days for parcels to be delivered. If you have placed orders in Aug and still don't have them - please email or message us. We've got staff who could be a bit fucking busier, to be honest, and happy to follow shit up. P.s if you do message, make it funny - we could do with a laugh. [email protected].

04.01.2022 So ummmm, yeah look - not a vibe. . . . #defence #youcandoubletapthis #adf #magnesium #musclerecovery #greatfortwitches #australiandefenceforce #australianarmy #musclerecovery #officiallegacysupporters #militaryfitness #royalaustraliannavy #royalaustralianairforce

03.01.2022 NAME OUR NEW ROUND Some things will forever remain a mystery (like the DFR screening process) - but this isn't one of those times. Comment below and name our Limited Edition Aussie day Illumination Round (phrase, caption, saying etc - you bloody get it) & the best one as selected by us will score a $150 TR pack. ... Drawn 8pm 10/1. Unlimited suggestions. Comment to enter. Be funny or we won't be impressed. K. SHOP the current range: https://tacticalrecovery.com.au/collect/illumination-rounds

03.01.2022 ORIGIN - BONUS OFFER SHIT The social team yet again have made our own rules up, and we're giving a BONUS Chrissy Illumination Round in all orders if QLD win tonight. Terms and fucking conditions: ALL orders need to be placed by 9pm Eastern Daylight Savings Time. YEP, before the game is even over, because that's part of the gamble, fuckers.... IF NSW win, we don't really give a shit. We're not giving anything away. SHOP: https://tacticalrecovery.com.au/collections/new-release

01.01.2022 Despite our Op's Manager having an existential fucking crisis, the team pulled their shit together and we've now RESTOCKED! https://tacticalrecovery.com.au/collections/new-release

01.01.2022 When it’s TR time, it’s motherfuckin TR time. No exceptions. @mackay.mindy Feat: sweaty salty child + Mag Soak + Illumination Round + bubble situation. . #tacticalrecoverykids #tacticalrecovery #tacticalrecoveryau #adf #militaryfitness #policefitness #policetraining #firstresponders #firstrespondertraining #privatesecurity #commando #comandotraining #australiandefenceforce #royalaustraliannavy #royalaustralianairforce #australianarmy #workout #musclerecovery #epsomsalts #magnesium #magnesiumoil

01.01.2022 Most commonly asked question by CSM's. In other fitness related news, our mag shower soaks are for you if you've had to lean into that hill a little too much. https://tacticalrecovery.com.au/collections/all

01.01.2022 Thinking you can just wait until our Cyber Weekend (Black Friday & Cyber Monday) sale to get your hands on our new Mag + Coffee Shower Dirt? LOL, it's not going to be on sale, ya little fuck knuckles. https://tacticalrecovery.com.au/prod/mag-coffee-shower-dirt