The Wollongong Townie in Wollongong, New South Wales | Local business
The Wollongong Townie
Locality: Wollongong, New South Wales
Phone: +61 444 444 411
Address: Wollongong 2500 Wollongong, NSW, Australia
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25.01.2022 Another week passes by where I find myself at work on a Wednesday thinking if I have to courage to go out on uni night. I still remember when beers were $2.50 and spirits $3 during happy hour at coonies and will probably end up in the back corner of The Grand beer garden again trying to initiate conversation with chicks using this history...obviously getting vibed for how old and disgusting I am #townilyfe
25.01.2022 Anyone going to Cooneys tonight?
24.01.2022 Just bought some Nike trainers and a white turtle neck skivvy for tonight's shenanigans at Parkside. I normally walk in and buy a lemonade with a lime wedge in it (so people think I'm drinking lemon lime and bitters), get a photo in the corner doing some tweaked out pose and then walk home and go to bed. Tag a mate who's getting on your squad shot at parky tonight
22.01.2022 Friday 1pm; I've got a 1 page list of all the work I need to get finished before 5pm and all I can think about is how many Long Island Ice Teas I will be sinking at The Brewery tonight
16.01.2022 Wednesday night - The Grand! Can't wait to see every Jew from Werrona, Campus and Koolabong tanked off four cups of goon, buying drinks with silver coins tonight! I'll be the 28 year old townie in the Mossimo jacket playing pool against randoms for drinks.
09.01.2022 So woke up in a uni group home this morning after a night at Hostage X. One of the guys was saying he spent all his Centrelink last night and doesn't know how he is going to survive the week. I laughed and tried to join in with the banter and he said: "Wait don't you have a job?". I took one look at him and turned around and walked out the door. I couldn't break it to him that I'm 28 and spend all my pay on the virtual black jack machine at Steelers
09.01.2022 Woke up this morning after getting kicked out of harp for pissing in a pokie. Looked in my wallet and found $10; straight to chickos
06.01.2022 Ah Friday night - the townie night! Just freshly ironed my finest spitfire tee shirt and laced my new DCs...time to get loose bra!
04.01.2022 I'm banned from every RDL club in Wollongong but if anyone wants to go for a drink at Towradgi Beach Hotel tonight I'll be in the pokie lounge
02.01.2022 Still attend the grand on a Wednesday night even though I've never been to uni...and I'm 28 years old #townielife
