The Barn at Kalimna in Lakes Entrance, Victoria | Wine bar

The Barn at Kalimna

Locality: Lakes Entrance, Victoria

Phone: +61 438 018 625

Address: 5 Comers Road 3909 Lakes Entrance, VIC, Australia

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25.01.2022 List of reasons to have coffee at The Barn - Specialty grade beans (not that supermarket junk) - A variety of their beans available to purchase - Plenty of specialty milk (no unicorn milk)... - Baristas who are trained both in coffee and banter - A selection of cakes and sweets that'll make ya knees buckle - Their coffee will make you so strong you could lift a car! - Their coffee will make you appear cooler amongst a jury of your peers See more

24.01.2022 The Cookie vs. The Fish House If you were sitting on our deck, getting your cocktail on, which would you choose? (It's not a real fish...at least not anymore...)

24.01.2022 *** REPARATIONS *** Our CEO was inundated with calls from disgruntled Karens and we have revised our "No Karens" policy. ... To make amends, if your name is Karen, come in and show us your ID and enjoy a free karamel latte. Offer ends Friday 7th of August, so be quick!

24.01.2022 Wanna get high...? ...on caffeine. We have a ton of blends and single origin beans available so you can brew at home ... For any bag purchased our dealer will also sling you a free regular coffee

23.01.2022 Hey SHRIMP! Oh boy! What a nice Po Boy! Youd be a prawn to miss out ...so swim on into The Barn this weekend...... Youll have a whale of a time! Oh...wait, theres no whale on the Po Boy, just shrimp...hence the uh...hence the shrimp jokes... ...yep, feelin a little awkward all of a sudden

23.01.2022 Oompa, loompa, doompa-tee-doo Ive got the perfect beans for you Oompa, loompa, doompa-tee-dummy Get some single origin into your tummy... But seriously, we have all 250g bags of single origin beans on sale for $10 ;)

21.01.2022 Some people ask us... "yo goofus, whats up with all the rules?!" Well too many people were doing and not enough were dont-ing.... If yall would just observe the rules we wouldnt have to plaster them everywhere

21.01.2022 Google images? Nope! Hired a professional to photo these? Nope Brag post? Yope...I mean nope! Well yeah kind of..

20.01.2022 Yussss. We are open and we are just so damn friendly. Yall are welcome

19.01.2022 ^^ sound up ^^ Come celebrate 4th of July in style with our 4th of July freak-shake spectacular Burgerfest is back tonight from 6pm onwards!... Book a table via Facebook or on 0438 018 625

19.01.2022 *** OPEN AS USUAL *** Bushfires, Coronavirus and even lactose intolerance cant keep us down. Come try a brew and/or food, or just hang out under our lights and get a bit of a tan

19.01.2022 *** STILL OPEN *** In case you missed it you cheeky buggers - were still here and still brewing every single weekend ;)

17.01.2022 Coffee - were a bunch of serious Sallys about it. ... plus our coffee doesnt taste like cardboard ;)

16.01.2022 Lift those quarantine restrictions on your stomach - dont be so socially distant with our fish & pulled pork tacos Theyre available for 7 days a week during lunch

16.01.2022 Yo! It's hot, but the only thing that'll be melting are your taste buds

16.01.2022 In light of recent Covid-Karen events weve implemented the following rules.... No Karens. Sorry Karen - your $4 caramel latte isnt worth hearing your conspiracy rants about Coronavirus

15.01.2022 YUSSSSSS - We got ya back this quarantine

15.01.2022 *** COVID PSA *** Good evening - that is all. #stillbrewing #cafe #lakesentrance #coffee #stillopen

14.01.2022 More difficult than deciding which of your children to save when your house is on fire . .. ... Fish or Pulled Pork taco?

14.01.2022 OPEN SHMOPEN Every weekend 9am-2pm FOOD - COFFEE - SEXY BARISTA

13.01.2022 A young fan of ours punched this out over a plate of pancakes this morning and it was just such a beautiful gesture - we had to share it. Need art done - call Ava

12.01.2022 *** PORTABLE FOOD *** Takeaway, street food, pffffft, settle down there grandpa !!! WE HAVE PORTABLE FOOD !!!... You simply purchase it, then are free to carry it about your person to eat in another location at a different time

11.01.2022 The Barn... now featuring hibernating staff! Due to stage three restrictions we will only emerge from our caves on the weekends

10.01.2022 Food - its good

10.01.2022 Thanks yall for coming to Mexican night. We had a spooktacular time

09.01.2022 What is delicious, nutritious & comes with a free regular coffee? A BAG OF OUR BEANS ... ...dont be a stranger, come grab some this weekend 9:30-2:30 . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . ....If youre reading this you scrolled too far - just come buy some beans already man!

09.01.2022 Mmm, you there! You have hunger pains dont ya? We got the cure - its called the Fitzroy and itll have you doing triple back-flips in the morning ... Breakfast from 8:30am every day

09.01.2022 Hopefully this marketing campaign works better for us than it did for Scomo... #lakesentrance #scomo #failedmarketing #niceview #cafe

09.01.2022 Slide on into The Barn, where you can enjoy a threesome... . .. .... of sliders

08.01.2022 Sadly, due beginning Thursday, we can no longer offer dine in... That means no more: - Sitting and boozing... - Sitting and newspapering - Sitting and eating - Sitting and bantering with our adorable staff Come treat your tum one last time this Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday

08.01.2022 In case you were ever wondering... ...this is how the magic happens. We're open again from 8:30am tomorrow

08.01.2022 Lifes too short to be drinking gas-station quality coffee We make some pretty classy brews using only specialty grade beans from Merchant Coffee Roasters

07.01.2022 * * * We're back, champignons * * * As of tomorrow we're able to seat more of you're lovely faces We have a brand new breakfast, lunch and cocktail menu -, as well as new jokes (our last ones were getting pretty tragic)... Come see us any day from 8:30am (Pictured: The most wholesome breakfast in Gippsland)

06.01.2022 *** COCKTAILS *** We're not in the biz of throwing together standard cocktails with a hibiscus flower dumped on top Every cocktail we do is lovingly crafted by hipsters with our own one-of-a-kind recipes... and plenty of Instagrammable presentation ... Which of our signature brews would you use to ease your awkwardness in social situations?

05.01.2022 *** URGENT *** Somebody send the fuzz! Our food and drink is so good its now been deemed criminal. Seriously. If someone knows a lawyer or something...?

05.01.2022 *** Weekend Checklist *** Snooze button Snooze button again... Morning small-talk with loved ones Consume a years worth of sugar at The Barn by having one loaded shake Feel guilty Cry self to sleep

04.01.2022 Dont worry - its just a joke! Her blood is more like 38% redskin vodka Have a sip this Saturday night at our 4th of July dinner! Book a space via Facebook or 0438 018 625

04.01.2022 Nice buns! . .. ...also those colourful rolls look good too ... Come check out our nice buns this weekend

03.01.2022 Give it a try ;) At the moment we are brewing with a sweet blend of Peru, Brazil, Honduras and Rwanda beans youre cordially invited to sip it with us all weekend long

03.01.2022 It's busy - it's so super busy. The Barn at Kalimna is gearing up for a hectic summer and we need your help! We are on the search for junior casuals to help us with waiting tables, running meals and doing dishes. ... What we need: - People who aren't afraid of getting their hands dirty - Cool, calm, confident cool-cats who can come in, be themselves and be part of an amazing team - Full weekend availability If you think you're up to the challenge - drop us a line. Apply through Facebook or drop in any day between 9am and 2pm to have a chat

02.01.2022 *** GIVEAWAY WINNER *** Jess Cunningham - ya did it! Let's get in touch, we owe you and a mate some food

02.01.2022 Yes we are mother-in-law friendly! argh...oh I mean PET friendly... You can always bring your mother-in-law....I MEAN PET! YOU CAN ALWAYS BRING YOUR PET ALONG TO THE BARN... ...boy I really screwed up, hope my mother-in-law doesnt see this

01.01.2022 *** *** We are launching a brand spankin' new menu feat. cocktails AND... To celebrate - we are offering a free meal and drink for both you and a friend How does it work?? You can tag as many times as you like - more tags = more chances to win WINNERS ANNOUNCED SUNDAY God speed!