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25.01.2022 Read,China not happy with criticism of their human rights record.They say they are progressing & that the most basic human rights are the rights to food & clothing&is high on their check list....Apparently,Free speech is #84 on the list just below the right to grow a beard!(TGIF)

20.01.2022 Just thinking,the up's & down's of a pandemic,one day you're loving your bubble,doing workouts,baking banana bread & cleaning out the garage.....& next you're blubbering,pouring beer on your cornflakes & missing people you don't even like!(TGIF)

19.01.2022 There's some very sad stories going around at the moment & it wasn't improved with the news of the death of Dean Jones,cricket superstar, & Max Merritt,music legend.I had the honour of being on their list of mates & send deepest sympathies to their families & friends.

18.01.2022 T42day The mind is like a TV set,when it goes blank....it's a good idea to turn off the sound!

18.01.2022 T42day Just correcting that old saying,the woman's work that is never done....is the stuff she asked her husband to do!

17.01.2022 Following on yesterday's fiasco,I can remember reading Abraham Lincoln once wrote during his presidency in the 1860's"America will never be destroyed from the outside,if we falter & lose our freedoms,it will be because we destroyed ourselves"...How prophetic was that?!

14.01.2022 T42day A phrase people have been undecided about for decades "Is the glass half empty or half full?"....I reckon a lot depends on whether you're doing the pouring or the drinking!

13.01.2022 T42day What happens if you get "scared half to death" ......twice"?!

13.01.2022 T42day Can you imagine, if a circus was run like the Government?... By the time they got their acts together, it would be time to move to the next town!

11.01.2022 You know, being in isolation hasn't been that bad, I finished 6 books in 14 days & believe me....that's a LOT of colouring in!(TGIF)

10.01.2022 Don't know about you, but sometimes I get so frustrated in peak hour traffic, I start banging my head on the steering wheel.....It's about that time that the bus driver makes me get off!(TGIF)

09.01.2022 T42day Ever get the feeling that kids have so many luxuries these days,the best way to punish them when they're naughty.....is to send them to your room?!

07.01.2022 Seeing we're experiencing polling overdose at the moment, I don't want to brag, but I've just been chosen as runner up to the "Radio Personality of the Year".....by the way,it's the first time my wife's ever given out this award!(TGIF)

06.01.2022 T42day Ever get the feeling,one of the surest signs there must be intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is......That they haven't tried to contact us?!

06.01.2022 T42day Funny the way us humans are put together,brain cells come & go....but fat cells are forever!

06.01.2022 Read,a new survey shows 30% of shoppers in supermarkets are men--Guilty! & they actually get more pleasure from food shopping than women--Guilty! But,78% of men never read the ads or check out the specials--Yep,Guilty as charged!....Oh,& overcharged!(TGIF)

04.01.2022 A lady calls the vet at 11pm"Dr.I can't get my dogs apart"Vet says"Throw cold water on them"She says"I did,didn't work!"He says"Then hang up the phone,bring them over to it & I'll call back,the ring will separate them"She says"Will that work?"He replies"It just did for me!"(TGIF)

02.01.2022 Read,scientists telling us to eat more fruit & vegetables & drink less beer & wine.Well,scientists divide everything into 3 categories,animal,vegetable&mineral.We know beer&wine are not animal,& aren't on the periodic table of elements,so that only leaves one thing,right?!(TGIF)