The Last Chance Rock & Roll Bar in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia | Performance & event venue

The Last Chance Rock & Roll Bar

Locality: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

Address: 238 Victoria St 3051 Melbourne, VIC, Australia

Website: https://thelastchance.oztix.com.au

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24.01.2022 We are open again after our little holiday! Only bloody just though. Special thanks to the complete wanker who thought it would be a good idea to try and break in and fucked our front door lock in the process. Poor old Jimmy & Shane looked pretty fucking stupid scratching their heads at the front door all morning trying to open the bastard and then get their key out. But they did. ... So, cop that you incompetent stain. Maybe break and enter ain’t your cup of tea? It could be time to consider another enterprise. A lot of old white people keep talking about fruit picking lately on the interwebs. I wouldn’t recommend that. Not because the morons recommending people go fruit picking have absolutely no fucking idea and have never picked a piece of fruit in their lives. I just reckon you wouldn’t be able to get the fruit off the tree. Anyway, we’re open. Until 7am. Come down to Australia’s Best Live Music Venue of 2021. See more

21.01.2022 UPDATE So... Leanne may have awoken from her slumber and took exception to being outed so publicly as the Claudius and Laertes of the Last Chance. Funnily enough, she now wants revenge. Now... that may sound scary. But fear not. ... She’s actually just decided to get in on the action by whipping up some Honey Joys for you all. She thinks it will do wonders for her public image as server of raw chicken. Don’t worry though... she’s under supervision (if you count the cat as some sort of OH&S Officer) And on another note, we’ve decided that any decent hedgehog should be made with Teddy Bear Biscuits (or as Shane calls them because he’s a bit stupid tigers). We’re even going to throw in a few clinkers just to make it tasty as. So, if you’re keen for non baked goods pop down tonight to the Last Chance for a damn good time. Awesome dinner (all the good Vegan, Vegetarian & Meat) from 5:30, bands from 8:30, Late Night from 12, open until 7am. Not a bad night. See more

21.01.2022 What’s going on you cooked fuckers? Apparently, Shane, who was meant to be working the late shift last night, had to go home early this morning because he had a sore tummy (probably because Leanne gave him food poisoning the other day... but that’s another story) But he’s alive. Bloody sook. Anyway, he’s up and he’s talking tough. ... And because the band this afternoon can’t play he’s decided that it’s a non-baking day for him & Jimmy. So, if you want to watch 2 hairy humans make shit out of Rice Bubbles and tackle a hedgehog, head down to the Last Chance this afternoon for beer and the absolute worst culinary based show of all time. At least that cunt Gordon Ramsay finally has some competition. Better yet stick around until tonight and watch the incredible Snake Valley do some awesome tunes with BELLHOP and Washed Up Wizards. It’s going to be fucking sik (not the kind of sick you get when Leanne cooks chicken) and you might score yourself a Chocolate Crackle or some shit from when you were 6 (definitely won’t make you sick because Leanne has nothing to do with them) Open until 7am (cooked as brah) Come put the ART in PARTTTYYYY (culinary art that is), drink some beer, watch some bands and then Snap. Crackle. Pop. until 7am (it’s a fancy dance move you wouldn’t know cause you ain’t hip) Koota See more

21.01.2022 Alright alright alright. So, we forgot we don’t have bands tonight because our brains are foggy as. Hence, Shane & Leanne have decided just to torture you all through song and probably drunken interpretive dance. That’s right... they’re going to DJ from 9pm. Come down for one hell of a little dance session...... We’ll take requests, cut a rug & keep the fuck out of the rain. Might even have a ciggy break or ten. We’re open until 7am. Let’s do a Last Chance New Years Party without all the tragedy of it actually being New Years Eve. As Larry Edmur probably said once or twice Come on down! See more

18.01.2022 We turned the resonance all the way up to WILD so you can too! Shane & Leanne are DJ’ing right now. Don’t miss the marvellousness or the inevitable Tay-Tay. Open until 7am.

16.01.2022 Tomorrow night! Snake Valley have decided to add an extra show after their first one sold out in about 3 seconds flat. Joining them will be BELLHOP and Washed Up Wizards. Grab your tickets from www.thelastchance.oztix.com.au/ to secure your perfect Saturday night. You can grab a listen to the new Snake Valley album Giddy Up over at https://snakevalley.bandcamp.com/album/giddy-up and even pick yourself up sweet slab of vinyl at the same time. ... It’s a cracker. See you in the soup. See more

10.01.2022 We are absolutely devastated to let you all know that Mike, our amazing door person, has passed. We would like to extend our sympathies to Mikes family, to all the amazing people at 3CR Community Radio, our friends at The Old Bar, all our staff & every single person who was lucky enough to encounter Mike & his amazing warmth. He was honestly the nicest person in the world and we are all better people having known him. Vale Michael Smith Let Your Freak Flag Fly ... We will miss you Mike If you or anyone you know needs help: Grief Line 03 9935 7400 Lifeline on 13 11 14 Beyond Blue on 1300 224 636 Headspace on 1800 650 890

09.01.2022 We’re open from 4pm today. We’ve got beer. We’ve got delicious food. And we’ve got the most Pub Broom of Pub Brooms ever to have swept through a boozer.

06.01.2022 It’s $10 Family Dinner Night and since we’re currently experiencing a bit of a Hot Launceston Summer we thought it would be a good idea to serve up a bit of a Tassie Schnitzel. That’s one of our fantastic schnitzels smothered in gravy and apple sauce, chipped’n’fried potatoes plus a sensational apple and pear salad. We can do it Vegan, Vegetarian or Meat. We serve until we run out.

06.01.2022 Tonight! Dirty Juice Boy will be celebrating the launch of their brand spanking new tape that’s been released by Angry Dog Records. The Magic 8-Ball told us that this is the best gig in town tonight so best out your dancing shoes masks on. Joining Dirty Juice Boy will be the supporter of a team that didn’t win the NRL premiership in 2020, aka Fuzzsucker, as well as the amazing punk rock awesomeness of Sandy Dish. Doors are at 8:30. ... Tickets are just $10. But remember capacity is limited. Super limited. So get down early. @dirty_juice_blog @fuzzsucker @sandydish

03.01.2022 Private Function's very own bass shreddin' extraordinaire Canadian Joe, AKA the rambunctious DIRTY JUICE BOY, is launching a brand new tape this Friday at The Last Chance. This is an experience not to be missed. RSVP or die. https://www.facebook.com/events/812554425993386