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24.01.2022 A man has been caught on CCTV defecating on a Delta Electrics' ute tray last night in Winellie. With such a degenerate on the loose in Darwin, Mango is requesting your help to flush out the offender. If you think you know the ute driven by the poo bandit, please get in contact, or share your thoughts.... The hunt started on @Darwin NT Buy, Sell, Swap & Wanted an hour ago. Comments posted on the ad have included: "it would be cool to rub his nose in it" and "DNA Test". It's unclear at this stage if a sample has been retained by the business owner, so hair colour cannot be shared at this time.
22.01.2022 A woman selling a dress on Facebook she wore to the races has turned the tables on the male attention from her advertisement. Posted to DARWIN NT BUY, MAKE AN OFFER, SWAP, SELL & WANTED earlier today, it attracted some 48 reactions, going viral in it's own local way. While the dress sale has already been made, pending pickup, the woman had to comment: "Please fellas stop adding me. Send me a nude first."... One woman asked: "Is it possible to try on?" to which the seller replied: "Me or the dress? Because yes to both." While there was the odd tasteless male remark not worth mentioning, one guy summed it up pretty well, commenting: "Best face book PR reply's ever! Gold."
12.01.2022 Popular 80s movie 'Sex, Lies and Videotape' has finally received a social media reboot - Top End style. Local identities and people in positions of power may be reflecting on their dealings with local woman Leah Potter, after accusations of a privacy breach was shared with The Mango Inquirer last night. Leah told us her messenger profile was accessed without her permission when she left it connected on close friend Owen Pike's workplace computer overnight....Continue reading
11.01.2022 A man's meat pie has been dropped on the sidewalk in Darwin CBD, in a tragedy that unfolded during lunch time today. The incident is another blow for Mitchell S...treet's long term viability, with the strip seeing it's fair share of trouble the past few months. But rather than holding a pastry pity party, the victim scooped up his lunch and maintained a brave face for onlookers grappling with a mince of emotions. The event highlights the need for a full pedestrian mall on Mitchell Street, where pie consumers can walk and feast at the same time, without the added complexity of stationary traffic. Mango asks the question: How many pie losses are needed before the community takes matters into it's own hands? If the Minister for Meat Pies doesn't act now, they will have gravy on their hands.
02.01.2022 Video of spousal assault in a Darwin bar has been published online to TikTok account @lobeliaink2398. The sickening event occurred during a wet t-shirt competition, when jealously got the better of the man's partner. A few sympathetic comments were posted for the male, including: "Let the man live his life" and "the same thing happened to me when I moved there from New Zealand".... It's unclear if the man has avoided reporting the incident to NT Police due to fear of reprisals, including the withdrawal of intercourse and similar privileges. Calls to sign an online petition to legislate the "pinching or pulling" of a male's ear under one-punch laws to discourage similar incidents in the future are being driven by the New Zealand & Tongan Men's Darwin Association.
