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24.01.2022 Labor's pre-election gift giving to Townsville goes on .... thanks, Harpic, O'Rort, Capt Cupcake. How much will this brain dead mayhem in Heatley Park overnight cost ratepayers/taxpayers to repair?

22.01.2022 NEWSFLASH: Filipino consortium bids to buy the Broncos and relocate them to Filipino capital, where they will play under their new name, the Manila Folders.

22.01.2022 The Magpie's best bet of the week ... but be quick. Former Nous boss who designed the TCC staff clean-out WILL be the new TCC CEO. We will know this week, maybe even tomorrow, because Mayor Jenny Hill squired him along to a Townsville Chamber briefing last week, not something you do for someone who hasn't got the job . So The Magpie can hardly wait to see the welcome sign hastily being prepared by what staff are left after the Ralston-designed, Adele Young executed purge, sacking 600 of their colleagues.

21.01.2022 It is with sadness that I learnt this morning that my friend Michele Hyde died overnight, finally succumbing to cancer. It is comforting to know that her children were with at the end, they were everything to her. Michele was my neighbour for many years, and we had a warm friendship. She was well known, respected and liked as one of the top agents in the Townsville property industry. Michele proved she was a courageous woman who refused to buckle or whimper while battling one of the biggest scourges of modern life.

20.01.2022 A spokeswoman for Dr Jeanette Young makes a big announcement

19.01.2022 They'll win, too.

18.01.2022 It is so obvious four simple steps these three people could take to end Townsville’s main problems. Just four steps backwards.

17.01.2022 NEWSFLASH: MEDICAL UPDATE MP AARON HARPER COMES OUT OF COMA, BUT HIS CONDITION REMAINS HIGHLY UNSTABLE. The others involved in the disaster which has severely injured Mr Harper - the people of of Townsville - remain critical.

16.01.2022 Before we start our daily grind through the grim news of the day and the callous criminal behaviour of the world around us, here’s a little uplift, a massive vote for the enduring survival qualities of humanity against our own dark days of Mordor. https://www.theguardian.com//malala-yousafzai-joy-and-grat The ‘Pie was genuinely moved by this story, as he well remembers his impotent rage when Malala Yousafzai was shot in the head by a Neanderthal Taliban gunman in 2014. Sh...e is now 22. Her crime: wanting education for girls and young women. Is she a future leader of Pakistan?

15.01.2022 Cunning buggers, these orientals, and if true, it sure bloody worked.

11.01.2022 She's out! Coralee O'Rourke this morning announces she will not re-contest her Mundingburra seat, citing health issues. https://www.abc.net.au//coralee-o-rourke-wont-con/12632674

08.01.2022 IT'S MESSAGEBANK FOR MUNDINGBURRA!! Les Walker given the nod to take over from Coralee O'Rort, beating off the challenge of nurse Simon Mitchell for the honour of losing on Oct 31.

08.01.2022 Given that the Townsville Bulletin is much given to detailing the number of job losses in various businesses around town, when can we expect to see what 'downsizing' has done to the staff of the paper?

07.01.2022 The hilarious but sad truth.

07.01.2022 Elderly Gold Coast man jaw broken by angry cyclist after a mild verbal exchange. Cops want to talk to the grub, Courier Mail helps out, urges public to assist, publishes pic of man police want to talk to. Should be easy to spot with a face like that. Thanks, CM, big fuckin' help.

06.01.2022 NEWS UPDATE: Mayor Mullet Furious With Cairns A fired-up mayor Jenny Hill says she always fight for Townsville, and says her city is a far better positioned to ensure the safety of this program. ... 'After all, we would be a much safer choice, everyone knows we have nothing that would tempt those in quarantine to sneak out of their hotels to look around, ' she said.

02.01.2022 BACK INTO YOUR CAVES, TROGLODYTES.

02.01.2022 Maybe he'll ghet the message ifnit's put to music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMnytiQCQkA