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UK Hotel/Bottle Shop

Locality: Bendigo, Victoria

Phone: +61 3 5443 8144

Address: 307 - 309 High Street 3555 Bendigo, VIC, Australia

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19.01.2022 UK has done another deal with Frank Cruiser! We have $65 slabs and nine for $28. We could only get limited quantities of these direct from Cruiser headquarters in Cuba. The Chinese Flu has forced a situation that we never would have expected- the Cruiser factory has been commandeered by the Cuban government to make hand sanitiser. Frank Cruiser is pissed right off! Fidel just told him start making sanitizer now and we’ll supply the pineapples free. ... There is now a black market in pineapple flavoured sanitizer right across the Caribbean. Trouble is you get bloated eating the shit well before you get pissed. Anyway the whole range of flavours $65 box or nine for $28 James Hunt Matthew Hunt Benjamin Dover Tanya Hunt Travis Johnston Emma Jane See more

19.01.2022 HOT DEAL CRUISER SLABS ARE STILL ONLY $65 WITH PLENTY OF STOCK FOR EVERYONE Catching up with mates but still following restrictions? Trying to have a good time? Cruisers are the answer. ... OPEN 6AM-MIDNIGHT

19.01.2022 Plenty of cold corona cases ready to be sold tonight. Come in and grab yours now. Open 6AM-MIGNIGHT

19.01.2022 Large cluster of Corona Cases at the uk hotel. Get in and get them before Dan declares an emergency!

12.01.2022 Ok here is one of the Men of the UK. Nicholas is a young man in his prime! The magnificent face furniture is custom made for the chicks to hang onto! Nick Johnston prides himself as a man who will give any female a go. If you’re prepared to try then Nick will help you out. James Hunt Matthew Hunt Benjamin Dover and Emma Jane will all confirm that Nick is a quiet achiever who pushes on through the knock backs until he reaches his goal.... Travis Johnston would kill for Nicks statistics!!! Nick makes a mean coffee and knows exactly what wine is needed for that special occasion. A man for all seasons!! See more

10.01.2022 James Hunt , Matthew Hunt , Benjamin Dover , Emma Jane Please note another 18 Pallets of Cruiser just arrived .... Did a contra deal with the boss of cruiser - Frank Cruiser of Cuba. These cruisers were swapped for a shipment of Australian high grade toilet paper. You think we’ve got a paper shortage in Aust ??? In Cuba they steam the labels off their Cruisers to use for shit tickets!!!... Anyway Cruisers $60.00 a box or 9 for $25 You pay more for spring water and cruiser labels are the best shit tickets. See more

04.01.2022 With all the worry we are still firing all pistons!! Corona slab $50 10 for $25... Draught, VB, Dry, Great northern, pure blonde 12 for $26 Jim beam, Canadian club, Wild Turkey, Bundy, johnnie walker 10 for $35 Miller chill/draught slab at $45 Somersby cans 10 for $17 Great northern mid 30packs $49 or 2 for $95 Woodstock 10 for $29 Woodstock 6% 5 for $20 or 10 for $35 Woodstock 8% 4 for $20 or 10 for $45 CRUISERS SLAB $60 or 9 for $25 Little fat lamb 7$ or 4 for $22 Come in and get a fucking deal!

03.01.2022 UK Hotel Drive-Thru still open 6am-Midnight daily for coffee and grog. Make sure you get in before close to avoid being as upset as "Hulk" last night smashing our drain pipe!