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Uninteresting Cars of Perth

Locality: Perth, Western Australia

Address: 26 St Georges Ter 6000 Perth, WA, Australia

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19.01.2022 Ivan Milat used to use backpackers too, and he was far more interesting than this thing could ever be. No doubt used by a mobile scaffolding team, or perhaps as the "hepatitis express".. this thing seems to be riddled with disease and should be put down with dignity.

19.01.2022 When you're contracting out manure deliveries during the week, but you need to scab through Western Suburbs verge collections on the weekend.. You can't go past this absolutely fucking classic piece of motoring. As classic as stealing cigarette butts from the bin at the local pub.

17.01.2022 Kia ora cuzzies. When you gotta carry the scaffolding to site during the week, but need to take the bros to the hangi on the weekend.. This one is tu meke. Churrrr.

15.01.2022 Thanks Jarryd for bringing this to our attention. I bet Rod was at Yanchep Lagoon counting grains of sand. And to come down from his euphoria, he needed to stand near the Peugeot so it could absorb his soul as it slowly seeped out of his body. If you look closely down the exhaust of the Nissan, you can actually see the ghosts of all the street furniture it has run over in the hands of enterprising P-Platers. Either that, or that might just be the cat converter the owner punched out with a flathead screwdriver whilst trying to make his car sound cool. Sorry champ, it's not cool. Nor interesting.

15.01.2022 Only a boomer like Benson would have a boner over such a bust ass bus

14.01.2022 "interesting?" The answer is.. Hardly. Although in Paul's defence, I like the idea of a 16kWh, 288-cell lithium-ion battery... If you owned the vehicle, you could always connect some cable to the terminals, run it under the carpet and up through the drivers seat. A pair of clamps or alligator clips on the ends of the wires will allow you to complete the circuit, through your ball sack.... Then when you switch the car on, you will be reminded of how fgn stupid you were trying to be a virtue-signalling, environmentally friendly early adopter. Should have just bought a Prius, champ.

14.01.2022 What is the number "52!" 52! (with the exclamation mark) is 8.06581752 10, to the power of 67. It is the number of different ways you can arrange a deck of cards. How big is this number? ... Someone summarised the size of 52! seconds by proposing that you could walk around the equator, taking one step every billion years, then take a drop of water out of the Pacific Ocean every time you completed a trip around. When you drain the Pacific Ocean, put a piece of paper on the ground and refill the ocean and start again. Keep circling, draining, and stacking paper until the stack of paper reaches the Sun. By the time you reach the sun, the three left most digits of a 52! second countdown timer will not have changed. There will still be 8.06x10 to the power of 67 seconds remaining. Moral of the story is, this relic of automotive malaise would probably still be in existence at that time.. And it's still going to be an uninteresting pile of iron oxide.

12.01.2022 Imagine how the thought process of this vehicle's owner went. "Yeah nah yeah nah fuckin this moderately interesting example of a totally uninteresting car needs to be different to all the others." Then one day whilst stealing his neighbours garden hose to cut up for bongs, he spotted a wheelie bin..... That's it! Different coloured lid! And so a green commodore with black roof was born. It looks fantastic on the CCTV at Mullaloo beach car park, as it runs over the freshly laid council verge vegetation, during a failed burnout attempt.

12.01.2022 When you feel strongly about something, you can experience some serious emotions and even physical symptoms. Especially when it comes to cars. You know it well... The feeling in your gut when your 800hp GTR comes on boost. Or the goosebumps on the back of your neck hearing a howling V12 Ferrari going through a tunnel. Well, the owner of this weapon feels fever, high blood pressure, sweating whenever he drives this beast.... Also muscle spasms, facial muscle spasms, or stiff muscles, episodes of no breathing or shortness of breath, lockjaw, difficulty swallowing, drooling, fast heart rate, irritability, spasm with arched back and neck, or stiff neck. These are the symptoms of tetanus, which you'd surely get every time you drove this abomination of 1980s German engineering. Old mate Justin found someone's misfortunes and illness quite interesting. Shame on you mate. You're probably just a shill for big tetanus.

11.01.2022 Perhaps it is a power lead for the mobile meth lab in the boot? Because you sure as shit must be puffing on the magic dragon if you think this ticks either the spotto, or classic car requirements.

10.01.2022 So I know we're only supposed to post uninteresting stuff.. but to depart from the norm, we actually found this somewhat interesting. If you've ever wanted a car where half is absolutely mint, and half looks like the aftermath of a tiny white woman on a blacked dot com casting couch, well here's your chance! Just hit up Adam with an offer. A word of warning though.. There's a very very good chance that Adam has been having a few too many swings off the crystal pistol this holiday season, so unfortunately we cannot guarantee his speed. Well, the speed of his reply anyway. The rest of his speed seems to be working just fine.

10.01.2022 So by day, I'm a lawyer. I work for many clients, one of them is a prominent antique dealer, specialising in bells.. You know the ones. Ding ding. Some of them are worth millions. A few weeks back, the owner red a bunch of people with pretty much no warning. Obviously a load of them thought it would be a good idea to investigate suing him for wrongful dismissal, which meant mad paperwork for me. It took fucking ages but finally it was coming to a close, and I was looking fo...rward to moving onto something else. Since I'd been working long nights with the wrongful dismissal cases, I'd been having a lot of energy drinks which were giving me bad diarrhea. After a few days I finally nished the paperwork, thank fuck. I thought it was all over, but I come in the next day to nd out that someone fucking murdered the owner. Fucking what? I mean, he was a dick anyway, but now I have to sort out the legal side of his son inheriting it, who is also a dick. The police were investigating while I was working 16 hour days and shitting hot lava. Eventually the police made a breakthrough ngerprint match on the weapon (a fucking hammer) and two detectives come in to my office JUST as I was about to go let out some more explosive rusty water. They hand me a file. It was the dickhead son's nger prints. He killed his own dad for the inheritance. At this point I'm having a minor breakdown, last fortnights work now pointless. I was also about to shit myself. Eventually the detectives left and I waddled desperately to the restroom, where I sit on the throne with the fresh prints of Bell heir.

10.01.2022 If you're a middle aged accountant who's desperate to recover the lost years of masculinity, boy have we got an interesting car for you here! For the 99.999999 percent of other people this is as interesting as a loaf of Coles $2 sliced bread. Plain, boring, liked by those with no knowledge of what better is out there.

08.01.2022 Take one of the worst designed Australian cars of all time. Add damage. Add horrible stripes ... "Interesting"

06.01.2022 No, Jim. No, he does not. Maybe that old thing in the background is somewhat interesting, it looks like it's in nice condition. But a 90s era base model Volvo wagon with missing hubcaps. This screams "I like to virtue signal that I am a wholesome motherfucker who puts safety over all else, but in fact I'm a fucking cretin who lost these hubcaps whilst running into a kerb whilst texting".

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03.01.2022 When Coronavirus hit, I like many others were forced to wait in agonisingly long lines at Centrelink to register for some payments to keep me going. The staff a were nice enough to put out some sun shades and rolled out some old carpet they had so we didn’t have to stand on the hot footpath all day. This was all done to make the wait slightly less depressing. This sums up the NC slightly less depressing than owning and driving a EA Falcon.

03.01.2022 Hairdressers have become more sophisticated in recent years. Moved on from the lowly MX5 into a new world of depreciation, ridicule and high repair and servicing costs. This one in resplendent in a "3 day old cumshot" hue too!