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The Whitehouse

Phone: +61 433 722 940

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24.01.2022 Whitehouse resident Wynston just kicking back in the yard

22.01.2022 New additions to the Whitehouse! Let's here your name suggestions!?

18.01.2022 Slabovic has dropped by to watch the basketball and footy tonight

14.01.2022 Located in Croydon, the cultural and drinking capital of Melbourne’s outer east, the whitehouse is the official residence and principal workspace of the professional fuckwits. Named for its sister establishment in the U.S. and its abundance of semen, the whitehouse rejected political affairs to focus solely on alcoholic endeavours with great success. Boasting dual screen TVs in the lounge, you never miss out on a single opportunity to waste your money gambling. An endless s...upply of VB keeps the thirst quenched of even the hardiest fuckwit, and whether you have the urge to play darts, knife darts, beer darts or dart pong, the whitehouse caters to a full range of interests. The house’s highly advanced cleaning systems mean that you’ll never have to lift a finger to help clean; no matter how many cans you drop, drinks you spill or glasses you break. Amazing! So get down to the whitehouse today and say hi to the friendly fuckwits Jeff ‘Stingaz’Richards, Stan ‘Prowler’Hind and Jacko the resident sex pest. See more

04.01.2022 Parma night at the Whitehouse

03.01.2022 The Whitehouse nearly saw something special this afternoon with Jeff Richards shooting for the first 180 #darts #fuck